Disclaimor: Putting this up just for the helluvit. Now where are we? Oh yeah! Gilliam and the one monkey from the petting zoo have stolen their joints.
Pathas: This sucks, there's no way that we can get our joints back!
Gene: NOOOOOOO! *Oscar-winning war scene: Gene drops to his knees and cries as the Outlaw Star flies into space* You bastards!
Melfina: Snap out of it!
Gene: Fine.
Ram (Still in the mind reader machine): Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I wonder if Melfina's wet!
Melfina: (Speechless as her eyes burn with rage)
Pathas: Aw Shnaps....
Ram: Suck my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Melfina slaps him into space.
Jim: Poor little horny ram.
Meanwhile, at the Outlaw Star.
Gilliam: I can't steer the ship right....Ha.....ha.....ha.....
Monkey: What the hell am I doing here?
Gilliam: Shuttup you monkey.......No one should argue with the fastest, most advanced, and stoned space ship in the galaxy!
Then an imprint of a ram is made in the side of the ship.
Gilliam: The hell was that?
Back to the others.
Pathas: ........what? I gotta think here? Jim, you do the thinking.
Jim: Awright mother fucker!
Gene: Why don't we go to-
All: No!
Gene: Fuck.....
Then a homeless man runs up to them, grabs Jim by the collar.
Homeless Guy: I've tried my best to hide, but they're everywhere they always see the smoke!!! THEY ALWAYS SEE THE SMOKE!! *Cries for a bit, holds up a joint* This is the Magickal Pot, one smoke of this mother fucker can make you float.
Jim: *Takes the pot* Thanks man.
Homeless Guy: But beware! You might not be able to contain its strength!
Jim: Whatever, *Pushes the homeless guy to the ground, takes a puffs of the pot.*
Melfina: JIM! You heard him say there were consequences!
Jim: Fuck that-Oh.....shit....... *Begins to float*
Jim then sees Gary Coleman smokin a cigar in his Eufrau....or whatever the car is called. Then Adam Sandler appears in a devil costume with a bull roasting over the fire, Adam starts talking gibberish.
Gary: Whatchoo talkin bout Satan?
Jim:.....woah......
Melfina takes a puff. She then sees Rocky and Ali boxing while Pathas and Gene take turns kicking Harry McDougal in the long johns. Jimi Hendrix smashes them all countless time over the head.
Melfina: ......
Gene take his puff, sees Melfina with Xray vision, seeing a baby in her stomach.
Gene: I knew I was good!
Pathas takes a puff, finishing the joint. He begins to stumble. Then finds himself walking through the desert, following a half-naked-female desendant to Spanish tribes! Ha!
Pathas: Aw man...too much...
Spanish Half-Naked Female: Follow me.
Pathas walks through the desert until he sees Jim Morrison.
Jim Morrison: Pathas.... hey.
Pathas: Hey Jim Morrison...Why'd you call me here?
Jim Morrison: Because I've got nothing better to do than take stoned people through deserts .
Pathas: Hey man you guys had good music.
JM: Shut up, I've called you don't here just to watch something strange.
Then a large platform appears with Chris Rock fighting Eminem.
Pathas: Go Chris!
JM: Go Gillbert Godfree!
Pathas: Who?
Jim (Hawking): *Appears* thing he means the annoying guy who played the orphanage guy in Problem Child.
Gillbert appears on the platform and gets ready to fight, but then Junior comes up with a steel chairand smashes him ovr the head with it, then he takes a microphone.
Junior: You know something Jim!? The whole world know that I'm the most powerful kid alive!
The platform turns into a wrestling ring, Jim steps in and fight with Junior. The Chris Rock throws Eminem into the sun.
Chris Rock: Talk about burnin your turkey. *Then Commentates Jim and Junior's fight.* The Red-haired kracker boy has taken the fuckin baseball bat and is beating th shit out of the boy who thinks he's all smart, that god damn kracker!
Pathas: Jim, don't let yourself lose!
Gene: *Appears.* Use the force Jim!
Jim: Was force!
Gene: Use the *Winks* special force.
Jim kicks Junior in the nuts, then tosses him out the ring.
Chris Rock: Kracker-boy #2 wins, Kracker #2 wins!
Jim: Hey Chris shut the fuck up!
Chris Rock: Shut the fuck up? The fuck you mean, shut the fuck up? That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Then they all get control of their pot power and regain control. They begin to float into the air.
Back to the ship, Gilliam is enjoying his pot.
Gilliam: Is it a crime to be so smart?
He then notices everyone float up to the ship.
Gilliam: Dammit!
Monkey: What do we do?
Gilliam: We will take off!
The ship then takes off with ease.
Gene: Dammit!
Jim then inhales the smoke that has appeared around him.
Jim: Smoke from the dope is in the air!
Everyone gets high enough using the smoke, they then float to Gilliam's new destination.
Gilliam floats around the ship, the notices Pathas and the others closing in.
Gilliam: It's time to bring matters into my own hands. Monkey, get the.......special pot in the main cannon!
The monkey goes into the main cannon, then Gilliam fires him at the others.
Monkey: I'm gonna scratch your eyes out!
The monkey floats past them.
Monkey: Dammit!
Gilliam: Oh no.....
An hour later, back at Starwind and Hawking Enterprises....
Gilliam: I don't know how you all can have so much fun watching suck torture.
Pathas: Shut the fuck up. Go again panda!
The panda then takes the top of Gilliam's head off and pisses into the little can robot. He puts the top back on, and shakes Gilliam. Everyone laughs.
Gilliam: *Voice is shakey from being shaken.* This-is is far too cruel!!!!!!
Pathas then smoke a joint and reclines back in his seat, but then sees Ice Cube move in next door.
Pathas: What a day for drugs...
Jim: Think he has any dope left? We're almost out.
Melfina: What's today?
Pathas: Friday.
Gene: Aw shit, you know somethin's gonna happen.
Pathas: But not right now! This shall be continued. In our next incident, Ice Cube and Chris Tucker guest star. And we find new uses for Gilliam! And like always, no plot at all!
Pathas: This sucks, there's no way that we can get our joints back!
Gene: NOOOOOOO! *Oscar-winning war scene: Gene drops to his knees and cries as the Outlaw Star flies into space* You bastards!
Melfina: Snap out of it!
Gene: Fine.
Ram (Still in the mind reader machine): Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I wonder if Melfina's wet!
Melfina: (Speechless as her eyes burn with rage)
Pathas: Aw Shnaps....
Ram: Suck my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Melfina slaps him into space.
Jim: Poor little horny ram.
Meanwhile, at the Outlaw Star.
Gilliam: I can't steer the ship right....Ha.....ha.....ha.....
Monkey: What the hell am I doing here?
Gilliam: Shuttup you monkey.......No one should argue with the fastest, most advanced, and stoned space ship in the galaxy!
Then an imprint of a ram is made in the side of the ship.
Gilliam: The hell was that?
Back to the others.
Pathas: ........what? I gotta think here? Jim, you do the thinking.
Jim: Awright mother fucker!
Gene: Why don't we go to-
All: No!
Gene: Fuck.....
Then a homeless man runs up to them, grabs Jim by the collar.
Homeless Guy: I've tried my best to hide, but they're everywhere they always see the smoke!!! THEY ALWAYS SEE THE SMOKE!! *Cries for a bit, holds up a joint* This is the Magickal Pot, one smoke of this mother fucker can make you float.
Jim: *Takes the pot* Thanks man.
Homeless Guy: But beware! You might not be able to contain its strength!
Jim: Whatever, *Pushes the homeless guy to the ground, takes a puffs of the pot.*
Melfina: JIM! You heard him say there were consequences!
Jim: Fuck that-Oh.....shit....... *Begins to float*
Jim then sees Gary Coleman smokin a cigar in his Eufrau....or whatever the car is called. Then Adam Sandler appears in a devil costume with a bull roasting over the fire, Adam starts talking gibberish.
Gary: Whatchoo talkin bout Satan?
Jim:.....woah......
Melfina takes a puff. She then sees Rocky and Ali boxing while Pathas and Gene take turns kicking Harry McDougal in the long johns. Jimi Hendrix smashes them all countless time over the head.
Melfina: ......
Gene take his puff, sees Melfina with Xray vision, seeing a baby in her stomach.
Gene: I knew I was good!
Pathas takes a puff, finishing the joint. He begins to stumble. Then finds himself walking through the desert, following a half-naked-female desendant to Spanish tribes! Ha!
Pathas: Aw man...too much...
Spanish Half-Naked Female: Follow me.
Pathas walks through the desert until he sees Jim Morrison.
Jim Morrison: Pathas.... hey.
Pathas: Hey Jim Morrison...Why'd you call me here?
Jim Morrison: Because I've got nothing better to do than take stoned people through deserts .
Pathas: Hey man you guys had good music.
JM: Shut up, I've called you don't here just to watch something strange.
Then a large platform appears with Chris Rock fighting Eminem.
Pathas: Go Chris!
JM: Go Gillbert Godfree!
Pathas: Who?
Jim (Hawking): *Appears* thing he means the annoying guy who played the orphanage guy in Problem Child.
Gillbert appears on the platform and gets ready to fight, but then Junior comes up with a steel chairand smashes him ovr the head with it, then he takes a microphone.
Junior: You know something Jim!? The whole world know that I'm the most powerful kid alive!
The platform turns into a wrestling ring, Jim steps in and fight with Junior. The Chris Rock throws Eminem into the sun.
Chris Rock: Talk about burnin your turkey. *Then Commentates Jim and Junior's fight.* The Red-haired kracker boy has taken the fuckin baseball bat and is beating th shit out of the boy who thinks he's all smart, that god damn kracker!
Pathas: Jim, don't let yourself lose!
Gene: *Appears.* Use the force Jim!
Jim: Was force!
Gene: Use the *Winks* special force.
Jim kicks Junior in the nuts, then tosses him out the ring.
Chris Rock: Kracker-boy #2 wins, Kracker #2 wins!
Jim: Hey Chris shut the fuck up!
Chris Rock: Shut the fuck up? The fuck you mean, shut the fuck up? That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Then they all get control of their pot power and regain control. They begin to float into the air.
Back to the ship, Gilliam is enjoying his pot.
Gilliam: Is it a crime to be so smart?
He then notices everyone float up to the ship.
Gilliam: Dammit!
Monkey: What do we do?
Gilliam: We will take off!
The ship then takes off with ease.
Gene: Dammit!
Jim then inhales the smoke that has appeared around him.
Jim: Smoke from the dope is in the air!
Everyone gets high enough using the smoke, they then float to Gilliam's new destination.
Gilliam floats around the ship, the notices Pathas and the others closing in.
Gilliam: It's time to bring matters into my own hands. Monkey, get the.......special pot in the main cannon!
The monkey goes into the main cannon, then Gilliam fires him at the others.
Monkey: I'm gonna scratch your eyes out!
The monkey floats past them.
Monkey: Dammit!
Gilliam: Oh no.....
An hour later, back at Starwind and Hawking Enterprises....
Gilliam: I don't know how you all can have so much fun watching suck torture.
Pathas: Shut the fuck up. Go again panda!
The panda then takes the top of Gilliam's head off and pisses into the little can robot. He puts the top back on, and shakes Gilliam. Everyone laughs.
Gilliam: *Voice is shakey from being shaken.* This-is is far too cruel!!!!!!
Pathas then smoke a joint and reclines back in his seat, but then sees Ice Cube move in next door.
Pathas: What a day for drugs...
Jim: Think he has any dope left? We're almost out.
Melfina: What's today?
Pathas: Friday.
Gene: Aw shit, you know somethin's gonna happen.
Pathas: But not right now! This shall be continued. In our next incident, Ice Cube and Chris Tucker guest star. And we find new uses for Gilliam! And like always, no plot at all!
