Dib sat atop his roof, where he used to listen for alien
transmissions. It was past midnight and like most every night, he was wide
awake. It had been a week since that night he went to Johnny's. Dib
wondered what Nny meant by "I'll find you when it is time to thwart Zim".
"He'll find me? How would he know where to find me?" He asked no one imperticular. "And what the Hell did he mean by a 'floating, petrified rabbits head'?! No wonder that todd kid is so scared of him."
"If you only knew the things that went on in the darkness." a voice came from the shadows. Dib looked up, startled as Johnny stepped out into the moonlight.
"Nny! How did you know where i live?" Dib asked trying not to sound too surprised to see him.
"Come, Dib, Show me this alien." Nny turned and hopped off the roof, landing on his feet in the backyard. Dib peered over the edge.
"If its all the same to you i think i will take the long way down." Dib called down to him.
Johnny shrugged, "Suit yourself."
Dib crawled through the open window and made his way through the house, careful not to wake his sister. He opened the backdoor and slipped out. Johnny was stareing up at the sky, rocking back and forth on his heels.
"It's so vast and deep. So many planets, so many stars." Nny sighed, "Now about this invader."
"Right." Dib lead the way to Zim's house. Soon, they were standing outside of the Zim's home.
"THIS is the secret alien bass?" Nny said with a laugh. He took a step closer and Dib grabbed his arm.
"Careful, the gnomes are denfense mechanisms." Dib warned.
Nny almost brust out laughing, "Guard gnomes?? That almost as retarded as the 'I heart Earth' sign! And this actually fools some people?!"
"Actually it fools everyone,"Dib said, "Amazing, isnt it?"
Nny was already past the gnomes and looking into the window.
"Is that Zim?" he asked, pointing to GIR who was sitting with his toy octopus on top of his head.
"Shhhhhhh... You'll set off the alarms!" Dib hissed as he tried to get past the gnomes to catch up to Nny.
"well, is that Zim?" Nny asked again.
"No, thats his pet robot or something. THATS Zim!" he said as Zim entered the living room. He looked over to Nny who was already by the side of the house. Dib watched in shock as Johnny appeared in the shadows, behind Zim.
***
"I love this show..." The adorably mentally challenged robot said, as he stared blankly at the TV.
"I know you do, GIR." Zim sighed as he walked into the room. The air in the room grew thick and Zim's anntenae twiched. He slowly turned, now faced with a tall, grinning, taser weilding man.
"C-can i help you?" Zim asked in a feeble voice, not able to find any other words.
"Are you Zim?" Johnny leaned foreward, bringing his face within an inch of the invader's.
"YUP! He's Zimmy!! Awwwe look, master is scared!!" GIR danced around the two of them "Do you like brain freezies, Mr Scarey Taser Person?"
Nny turned slowly to face the little dancing robot. He smiled and patted GIR on the head. Zim gaped at this.
"Why, aren't you a cutie? What flavor freezy is that?" Johnny cooed and tilted his head. GIR shoved the frozen drink into Nny's face.
"CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM!!" GIR grinned and said happily, "ya want some?"
Johnny laughed, "Sure!"
GIR handed him the freezy and chirpped "I like you! My name is GIR"
Nny took a sip of the drink and smiled. "You can call me Nny" he held his hand to shake GIR's.
"Umm...excuse me, 'Nny'," Zim said his name akwardly. "um, why are you in my house?"
"O yes. that reminds me..." Nny grabbed the alien's arm and jabbed the taser into Zim's neck. Zim screeched and went unconcious. Nny gingerly took him in his arms and walked out the door, GIR, now dressed in his puppy costume, following his new friend closely. Dib gasped.
"Now, was that hard?" Nny grinned.
"I admire you, Nny." Dib smiled and looked up to the tall maniac with adoration.
***
"He'll find me? How would he know where to find me?" He asked no one imperticular. "And what the Hell did he mean by a 'floating, petrified rabbits head'?! No wonder that todd kid is so scared of him."
"If you only knew the things that went on in the darkness." a voice came from the shadows. Dib looked up, startled as Johnny stepped out into the moonlight.
"Nny! How did you know where i live?" Dib asked trying not to sound too surprised to see him.
"Come, Dib, Show me this alien." Nny turned and hopped off the roof, landing on his feet in the backyard. Dib peered over the edge.
"If its all the same to you i think i will take the long way down." Dib called down to him.
Johnny shrugged, "Suit yourself."
Dib crawled through the open window and made his way through the house, careful not to wake his sister. He opened the backdoor and slipped out. Johnny was stareing up at the sky, rocking back and forth on his heels.
"It's so vast and deep. So many planets, so many stars." Nny sighed, "Now about this invader."
"Right." Dib lead the way to Zim's house. Soon, they were standing outside of the Zim's home.
"THIS is the secret alien bass?" Nny said with a laugh. He took a step closer and Dib grabbed his arm.
"Careful, the gnomes are denfense mechanisms." Dib warned.
Nny almost brust out laughing, "Guard gnomes?? That almost as retarded as the 'I heart Earth' sign! And this actually fools some people?!"
"Actually it fools everyone,"Dib said, "Amazing, isnt it?"
Nny was already past the gnomes and looking into the window.
"Is that Zim?" he asked, pointing to GIR who was sitting with his toy octopus on top of his head.
"Shhhhhhh... You'll set off the alarms!" Dib hissed as he tried to get past the gnomes to catch up to Nny.
"well, is that Zim?" Nny asked again.
"No, thats his pet robot or something. THATS Zim!" he said as Zim entered the living room. He looked over to Nny who was already by the side of the house. Dib watched in shock as Johnny appeared in the shadows, behind Zim.
***
"I love this show..." The adorably mentally challenged robot said, as he stared blankly at the TV.
"I know you do, GIR." Zim sighed as he walked into the room. The air in the room grew thick and Zim's anntenae twiched. He slowly turned, now faced with a tall, grinning, taser weilding man.
"C-can i help you?" Zim asked in a feeble voice, not able to find any other words.
"Are you Zim?" Johnny leaned foreward, bringing his face within an inch of the invader's.
"YUP! He's Zimmy!! Awwwe look, master is scared!!" GIR danced around the two of them "Do you like brain freezies, Mr Scarey Taser Person?"
Nny turned slowly to face the little dancing robot. He smiled and patted GIR on the head. Zim gaped at this.
"Why, aren't you a cutie? What flavor freezy is that?" Johnny cooed and tilted his head. GIR shoved the frozen drink into Nny's face.
"CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM!!" GIR grinned and said happily, "ya want some?"
Johnny laughed, "Sure!"
GIR handed him the freezy and chirpped "I like you! My name is GIR"
Nny took a sip of the drink and smiled. "You can call me Nny" he held his hand to shake GIR's.
"Umm...excuse me, 'Nny'," Zim said his name akwardly. "um, why are you in my house?"
"O yes. that reminds me..." Nny grabbed the alien's arm and jabbed the taser into Zim's neck. Zim screeched and went unconcious. Nny gingerly took him in his arms and walked out the door, GIR, now dressed in his puppy costume, following his new friend closely. Dib gasped.
"Now, was that hard?" Nny grinned.
"I admire you, Nny." Dib smiled and looked up to the tall maniac with adoration.
***
