Then Shan went berserk...again. She grabbed the closest clarinet (Alex's)
and started beating Carina. But Carina had a tuba! (How did she get it? I
have no clue). Any ways, the entire band room was shouting 'fight fight
fight.'
'It's just like cock fighting!' said Doug, as he threw some corn at Carina.
Every one just looked at him, puzzled. Anyway, the fight continued. Bam! Carina's hit in the head! BAM!!!!!!! Shan is hit in the head.
'Ow,' said Shan, swaying drunkenly. Then she shot one last blow to Carina. It worked. Carina gave up and went to pout behind the snare drum.
'And that's the end of that chapter!' Shan cried.
Doug threw some corn at her. The she realized. Doug had corn, Mark had a lighter, and the bandroom had a trashcan!
'That's it!' she cried! 'We take Doug's corn, start a fire, and pop the corn!'
"Popcorn!' cried a disembodied voice, that was really Jenny the Flute.
'Marcus!' Kim cried. 'Gimme da lighter!'
'Doug!' cried Geoff. " Gimme da corn!'
Doug stared. ' I have no...corn.' He said, with the bag in his hand. Geoff grabbed it.
'To the trash can!' called Ron. Every one was squished, but somehow turned to face the plastic Tuba trashcan. In went Mission Impossible. Burn burn burn!
Andy H. went and got a drum, and used it as a pot. He poured in the corn.
*Poppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppop*
When it was done (after two minutes on HIGH) Kim went and pressed the secret baritone button and grabbed salt and butter. She generously poured it on.
Mmmm....
Every one crowded around the trash can.
'Hey!' said the disembodied voice Karen. 'Let's sing camp songs!'
' IIIII saw carol kissing aaallann r! Underneath the timpani's to niiiiiggghhht!' sang half the band.
'Ok,' said Karen. 'Or messed up Christmas Carols.'
'What I racket there'd have beeeeeen! If Shannon had of seeeen!'
'I am so offended,' Shan said lamely.
'Carol kissing Alan R laaaast...er....tooooonight!!!!'
'Uh,' said Alan, getting up from beneath the base drum. 'Did I hear my name?'
'Yeah,' said Carol, getting up to, with her hair ruffled. 'Me too? No?' She said not waiting for an answer. 'Oh well. Come here!' She added, pulling Alan back down. There were some giggles.
Shan and Kim came very close to throwing up.
Then Tingting tripped over some chairs!
'Ahhhhh!' he screamed. Then he threw chairs around (gifted kids like to throw things, don't they?)
'Hey,' said Tony. 'Let's pile the chairs up. Then we'll have more room!'
'Great idea Tony!' said Jesse.
'Tony's hot.' Shan said.
'Stop it!' Cried Colin D, Ron and Evan.
So every one pitched in and with teamwork they stacked the chairs very quickly... not. They made one of the disembodied voices do it all.(Phillip.)
'Better!' cried Lina.
'Hey!' Shan cried. ' I have two ideas!' She went to the door and put her ear to it. 'Shut up y'all!'
'Ye'all.' Said Colin R.
Shan listened. And she heard Mr. Charles. After a few moments, she gasped.
'You guys!' She called. 'He's calling our parents and telling them we're going on a trip! 4 days! From what I gather, all the parents have said yes! And are planing to pay!'
'How did u get all that from about 3 seconds?' asked Doug.
'Shut up,' she said. She threw a flute at him.
'Ok,' said Nicole. 'Let's put away the instruments.'
So the band did.
Then...silence. Every one just stared at each other and shrugged.
Have our heroes finally run out of amusing things to do? (Dun dun dun nah!)
'Oh yeah,' said Shan. " We have a CD player. Any one got any good cd's?'
And 20 CD's hit Shan. She had forgotten that us folk like to throw things.
She popped one in. The music blared.
For hours the ChiPS SR. Band danced! Had fun. Ate popcorn (you have no clue how big Doug's bag of corn was). Carol and Alan made out. Carina and Shan had a dance fight. FUN!
Then there was a girly scream. David screamed 'The fire is going out!'
' No,' Kim corrected. 'It's melting. Meeltiiing!!!!"
'Bad! Bad!' Yelled Evan. "BAAD...wait, how does a fire melt!?'
'The plastic trash can!' Yelled Kavita! 'Bad!'
Then Doug came and threw his jacket on it. His Jacket caught fire.
'Ah!' he yelled.
Next to try and solve the problem was Karl. He tried beating it with some sheet music (Lion King). That caught fire
'Any one got anything inflammable?' said Melinda.
Melinda got hit with a lot of stuff (mostly paper). 'Meant non- flammable!!!!' she yelled! 'Not inflammable.'
Then Melinda got hit with a Tuba. (Always with the Tuba). Ceilidh picked up the tuba and handed it to Ching, who beat the trash can/coat/ Lion King fire. The tuba caught on fire.
'Strange,' said Ching.
Kim went and pressed the Secret Baritone Button and received a fire extinguisher. She sprayed it on the fire. It started to burn. And I don't mean the spray. I mean the actual bottle. Kim (in surprise) threw that into the mix of inflammable...and for that matter, non-flammable items.
'This is getting ridiculous!' yelled Arlene. She walked over and stomped the cra- stuffing out of that fire. Then she punched Shan and Andy H.
'Hey!' They yelled '...nice idea!'
'Great!' yelled a disembodied voice. 'WE ARE GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH!"
'Dance' yelled Kavita! 'Dance for your liiiives!'
'Elmo's not ticklish there!' cried Tickle-me-Elmo.
'Oh gawd,' said Mathew. 'That was scary.' Then tickle me Elmo started to laugh. And laugh and laugh. And then he evaporated.
So, the band did what they always did when something immensely strange happened...ignored it. They went on dancing. They danced for another few hours. Until-
The CD player sparked and caught on fire.
'I love it!' cried Mark.
And then something happened. Maybe the cause was magic. Maybe the cause was all those fumes the fire had been emitting for the last three hours. But every one and their crush came together. Doug and Leila (of course, she doesn't like him, but he looooooooves her). Kim and...This is classified information. I am not licensed to divulge the where abouts of Ms. Kristina Rockman...what do you mean I'm reading the wrong teleprompter? That one??? What one? Oh... I am not licensed to tell the crush of Kimberly Wilson.
Shan and Mark
Ron and Lina
` Alan and Carol
Evan and Carina
Scott and Karen. Etc. You get the point any ways, the all kept each other warm. It was all very sweet.
'I have to go to the bathroom,' said Scott.
Kim pushed the baritone blah blah blah and a bathroom appeared. Every one used it and changed into their pajamas (via the baritone button.)
* * * * *
Most of the band woke up to Doug playing Morning Music, on his base clarinet.
'Doug,' said a disembodied voice. 'Why are you up so early?'
Then Doug collapsed.
'Sleep playing,' said Evan. 'That's odd. Doug's the hottest guy in grade 7. That was odd too.'
'Wanna have a band practice?"
'Hell no!' said half of the band.
'Wanna go watch Carol and Alan?' asked Shan.
'Sure' said Kim.
When they got there 'I'm bored,' said Shan. Carol and Alan were still asleep. They had been up reeeeaaallly late kissing.
'So,' said Adrian. 'How does this day start?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This was Shannon's chap. I'm doin the next one!
'It's just like cock fighting!' said Doug, as he threw some corn at Carina.
Every one just looked at him, puzzled. Anyway, the fight continued. Bam! Carina's hit in the head! BAM!!!!!!! Shan is hit in the head.
'Ow,' said Shan, swaying drunkenly. Then she shot one last blow to Carina. It worked. Carina gave up and went to pout behind the snare drum.
'And that's the end of that chapter!' Shan cried.
Doug threw some corn at her. The she realized. Doug had corn, Mark had a lighter, and the bandroom had a trashcan!
'That's it!' she cried! 'We take Doug's corn, start a fire, and pop the corn!'
"Popcorn!' cried a disembodied voice, that was really Jenny the Flute.
'Marcus!' Kim cried. 'Gimme da lighter!'
'Doug!' cried Geoff. " Gimme da corn!'
Doug stared. ' I have no...corn.' He said, with the bag in his hand. Geoff grabbed it.
'To the trash can!' called Ron. Every one was squished, but somehow turned to face the plastic Tuba trashcan. In went Mission Impossible. Burn burn burn!
Andy H. went and got a drum, and used it as a pot. He poured in the corn.
*Poppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppop*
When it was done (after two minutes on HIGH) Kim went and pressed the secret baritone button and grabbed salt and butter. She generously poured it on.
Mmmm....
Every one crowded around the trash can.
'Hey!' said the disembodied voice Karen. 'Let's sing camp songs!'
' IIIII saw carol kissing aaallann r! Underneath the timpani's to niiiiiggghhht!' sang half the band.
'Ok,' said Karen. 'Or messed up Christmas Carols.'
'What I racket there'd have beeeeeen! If Shannon had of seeeen!'
'I am so offended,' Shan said lamely.
'Carol kissing Alan R laaaast...er....tooooonight!!!!'
'Uh,' said Alan, getting up from beneath the base drum. 'Did I hear my name?'
'Yeah,' said Carol, getting up to, with her hair ruffled. 'Me too? No?' She said not waiting for an answer. 'Oh well. Come here!' She added, pulling Alan back down. There were some giggles.
Shan and Kim came very close to throwing up.
Then Tingting tripped over some chairs!
'Ahhhhh!' he screamed. Then he threw chairs around (gifted kids like to throw things, don't they?)
'Hey,' said Tony. 'Let's pile the chairs up. Then we'll have more room!'
'Great idea Tony!' said Jesse.
'Tony's hot.' Shan said.
'Stop it!' Cried Colin D, Ron and Evan.
So every one pitched in and with teamwork they stacked the chairs very quickly... not. They made one of the disembodied voices do it all.(Phillip.)
'Better!' cried Lina.
'Hey!' Shan cried. ' I have two ideas!' She went to the door and put her ear to it. 'Shut up y'all!'
'Ye'all.' Said Colin R.
Shan listened. And she heard Mr. Charles. After a few moments, she gasped.
'You guys!' She called. 'He's calling our parents and telling them we're going on a trip! 4 days! From what I gather, all the parents have said yes! And are planing to pay!'
'How did u get all that from about 3 seconds?' asked Doug.
'Shut up,' she said. She threw a flute at him.
'Ok,' said Nicole. 'Let's put away the instruments.'
So the band did.
Then...silence. Every one just stared at each other and shrugged.
Have our heroes finally run out of amusing things to do? (Dun dun dun nah!)
'Oh yeah,' said Shan. " We have a CD player. Any one got any good cd's?'
And 20 CD's hit Shan. She had forgotten that us folk like to throw things.
She popped one in. The music blared.
For hours the ChiPS SR. Band danced! Had fun. Ate popcorn (you have no clue how big Doug's bag of corn was). Carol and Alan made out. Carina and Shan had a dance fight. FUN!
Then there was a girly scream. David screamed 'The fire is going out!'
' No,' Kim corrected. 'It's melting. Meeltiiing!!!!"
'Bad! Bad!' Yelled Evan. "BAAD...wait, how does a fire melt!?'
'The plastic trash can!' Yelled Kavita! 'Bad!'
Then Doug came and threw his jacket on it. His Jacket caught fire.
'Ah!' he yelled.
Next to try and solve the problem was Karl. He tried beating it with some sheet music (Lion King). That caught fire
'Any one got anything inflammable?' said Melinda.
Melinda got hit with a lot of stuff (mostly paper). 'Meant non- flammable!!!!' she yelled! 'Not inflammable.'
Then Melinda got hit with a Tuba. (Always with the Tuba). Ceilidh picked up the tuba and handed it to Ching, who beat the trash can/coat/ Lion King fire. The tuba caught on fire.
'Strange,' said Ching.
Kim went and pressed the Secret Baritone Button and received a fire extinguisher. She sprayed it on the fire. It started to burn. And I don't mean the spray. I mean the actual bottle. Kim (in surprise) threw that into the mix of inflammable...and for that matter, non-flammable items.
'This is getting ridiculous!' yelled Arlene. She walked over and stomped the cra- stuffing out of that fire. Then she punched Shan and Andy H.
'Hey!' They yelled '...nice idea!'
'Great!' yelled a disembodied voice. 'WE ARE GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH!"
'Dance' yelled Kavita! 'Dance for your liiiives!'
'Elmo's not ticklish there!' cried Tickle-me-Elmo.
'Oh gawd,' said Mathew. 'That was scary.' Then tickle me Elmo started to laugh. And laugh and laugh. And then he evaporated.
So, the band did what they always did when something immensely strange happened...ignored it. They went on dancing. They danced for another few hours. Until-
The CD player sparked and caught on fire.
'I love it!' cried Mark.
And then something happened. Maybe the cause was magic. Maybe the cause was all those fumes the fire had been emitting for the last three hours. But every one and their crush came together. Doug and Leila (of course, she doesn't like him, but he looooooooves her). Kim and...This is classified information. I am not licensed to divulge the where abouts of Ms. Kristina Rockman...what do you mean I'm reading the wrong teleprompter? That one??? What one? Oh... I am not licensed to tell the crush of Kimberly Wilson.
Shan and Mark
Ron and Lina
` Alan and Carol
Evan and Carina
Scott and Karen. Etc. You get the point any ways, the all kept each other warm. It was all very sweet.
'I have to go to the bathroom,' said Scott.
Kim pushed the baritone blah blah blah and a bathroom appeared. Every one used it and changed into their pajamas (via the baritone button.)
* * * * *
Most of the band woke up to Doug playing Morning Music, on his base clarinet.
'Doug,' said a disembodied voice. 'Why are you up so early?'
Then Doug collapsed.
'Sleep playing,' said Evan. 'That's odd. Doug's the hottest guy in grade 7. That was odd too.'
'Wanna have a band practice?"
'Hell no!' said half of the band.
'Wanna go watch Carol and Alan?' asked Shan.
'Sure' said Kim.
When they got there 'I'm bored,' said Shan. Carol and Alan were still asleep. They had been up reeeeaaallly late kissing.
'So,' said Adrian. 'How does this day start?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This was Shannon's chap. I'm doin the next one!
