"So," said Adrian, "How does this day start?"

Someone threw a handful of popcorn at him.

"HI ADRIAN!" Shan squeaked.

"Hi." Adtian said.

"I wonder if we can sue?" Kim wondered.

"Mabye, But then Mr. Charles can countersue for the damage we did to the bandroom. And Bill's parents can sue us, but we had a reason for chucking him out the window." Stephan said.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT?!" Kim said loudly.

"I have no clue." Stephan said.

"Whatever..." Kim said, and ran around taking pictures of the bandroom.

"I'm hungry." Geoff said. Doug threw a box of Jello at him. Everyone attacked Doug for the bag of Jello he was holding, as no one wanted to eat leftover popcorn.

"OW...that hurt." Doug said, lying on the ground as the senior band pigged out on Jello powder. Shannon "accidentally" inhaled some.

"OOH! Look at all the pretty colours!" She said happily.

Kim knocked her out with a French horn case.

"Always wanted to do that..." She said, as Shannon hit the ground. About half the bandroom applauded.

"Finally!" Geoff said.

"Elmo's not ticklish there!" Tickle Me Elmo said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone shouted. Doug picked up the Elmo and threw it out the window.

"Heee Heee Heee! That tickleeeeeeeees..." The fading voice of Tickle Me Elmo said. "ELMO WILL RETURN!"

"That was disturbing..." Tony said.

"Tony's hot." Shan said. Colin D threw some more popcorn at her.

"Stop it!" He said

"Ok..." Shan said, and promptly passed out again.

"O....KAAAY..." Kavita said.

"DOUG! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Kim shouted

"Drinking disenfectant...Want some?" Doug asked drunkenly

"NO!" Kim yelled, reaching for a french horn case to knock Doug out.

"HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!!" Doug yelled at the percussion instruments.

"Doug, that's a drum set." Chris said.

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO...BISH!" Doug said, slurring his words. He stomped over to the drum set. He lunged at it, fighting with all his strength, and for some odd reason, losing. He Jumped up with 3 teeth knocked out.

"YOU WON THIS TIME!" Doug said swaying with a snare drum on his head.

"How is it possible to LOSE a fight against a set of drums?" Matthew wondered.

"I have no clue" Andy said. Doug was dancing around with the snare drum on his head, singing Axel F.

Everyone sat in a circle to watch, as there was no other form of entertainment, except for Geoff, as he had wandered off in search of food. Doug had stopped singing Axel F...

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, d-" WHACK! Kim hit him in the head with the French horn case. She threw it aside. It hit the door and made a dent.

"OOH! IDEA!" Shan said. "We can whack at the door with the instrument cases!"

"Not a bad idea!" David said. Geoff grabbed a baritone case and ran at the door with it.

BOOM! Geoff ran at the door again. BOOM! And again. BOOM!

"KIM! HELP?!" Geoff said.

"I'm busy, Nazi." Kim said, pressing the baritone button.

The rest of the band was still watching Doug, who had withstood the French horn (henceforth to be known as melliphone) case.

"Row row row your boat..." He started.

"Gently down the stream..." Shan continued, as she had drank some of the disenfectant.

"Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily..." Evan continued.

"LIFE IS BUT A DREEEEAM!" They all finished.

"Ya know, mabye we should help Geoff..." Karen said, pointing to an unconsius Geoff.

"Why are they all DYING!?" Carina wondered

"HO!" Shan screamed.

"BITCH!" Carina screamed. She grabbed a melliphone case and swung it at Shan. Shan defended with a clarinet case. They swung at each other at the same time.

POW! They both were knocked out.

"Jingle bells, Jingle bells fa la la la la, la la la la....AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Doug sang. "On the firsht day of chrishtmas..." He blacked out. Everyone looked in Kim's direction, thinking that she had used the melliphone case of doom.

"What?" Kim said.

"Never mind." Melody said. Kim pressed the baritone button and pulled out some more marshmellos and crackers.

"HEY, Let's smoke some crack!" Mark said. Everyone stared at him.

"...ers. Let's smoke some crackers!" Mark said, shifty-eyed.

"I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that." Ron said.

In the back row, Adrian and Andy were having a swordfight with the drumsticks.

"YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME!" Andy shouted.

"OH YEAH?!" Adrian shouted.

"YEAH!" Andy replied.

"OH YEAH?!" Adrian shouted.

"YEAH!" Andy replied.

"OH YEAH?!" Adrian shouted.

"YEAH!" Andy replied.

"Ok." Adrian said, putting down the drumstick.

"Can we burn some more sheet music? I'm cold!" Leila said.

"Nothing to put it in." Colin R said.

"We have a tuba!" Henry said.

"Might as well try!" Evan said. They put some more sheet music in, lit another peice of sheet music and threw it in.

"HEY! It worked!!" Ching said. Geoff woke up and went back to using the baritone case as a battering ram. Shan and Carina woke up, but the melliphone case of doom fixed that. Doug woke up with one HELL of a hangover, and geoff created a Vincent sized hole in the door.

"GOOD STUFF!" Geoff yelled triumphantly

"What do you MEAN good stuff?! Only someone REALLY small could fit through there!" Kim said.

"Exactly. We send Leila or Vincent through the door, and they go get help!" Geoff said.

"Or we could make 'em both go." Doug said, barfing out the window.

"Ok. Leila, Vincent, you are goin through that hole!" Geoff said.

"Only way to get outta here..." Vincent said, going through the hole.

"Might as well..." Leila said, following him.

"BOOYA!" Kim said happily.

"What?" Geoff said.

"We can escape through this passage!" Kim replied. She had opened a passage in the shelf. The little holes that held the instrument cases were gone, creating a dark void

"I'm not going in there! It's way too dark!" Doug whined.

"I know THAT!" Kim said. She took a trumpet, stuffed some sheet misc in it, and set it on fire, taping the other end.

"Torch...." Mark said.

"Hold this?" Kim said, passing the torch to Colin D. They entered the passage in a straight line, Colin D at the front holding the torch(feel the flame forever burn...) Colin R bringing up the rear, holding a saxophone and playing The Great Escape.

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!"

"STOP IT COLIN!"

"NO!"

"HO!"

"BITCH!"

"Are we there yet?"

"NO."

"I saw Carol kissing Alan R...."

"It's too dark to see us."

"EW! I STEPPED ON A RAT!"

"Too much information Calvin"

"BITCH!"

"HO!"

"Are we there yet!?"

"Yup!"

"I didn't expect that..." Kim said as Colin D opened a trapdoor and climbed up a ladder.

**** Outside, in the school ****

"Vincent? Where'd ya go?" Leila said.

**** Catacombs ****

The senior band, minus Leila and the now missing Vincent, was gathered in the library.

"So THAT'S why there's a hollow spot in the floor!" Doug said. They left the library, and went to try the front door.

"OH CRAP! IT'S LOCKED!"