Author's Note: I got permission to do this parody/companion piece from the Queen of Randomness, ~*Misty Dawn*~, so please don't tell me I'm a rip-off. I will try my best to live up to the standards of What Zelda Characters Do W/Their Free Time, but this is my first humor fic cringes, so bare with me on this.
Disclaimer: Default Standard Disclaimers Apply. I don't own anything, so don't sue.
Wasting Time W/ Zelda And Company
Chapter 1: Default Takeover
We find our heroes/victims in some unnamed room of the castle, as usual…
Link: So what do you think we should do today?
Ruto: Well, we could…
Link: I wasn't talking to you!
Skullkid: WHY DON'T WE GO SWIMMING?
Zelda: We did that already, remember?
Saria: Yeah, and Ganon was wearing those-
Ganon: Shut up!
Mido: looking around Hey, where's ~*Misty Dawn*~?
Rauru: I haven't seen her.
Mystery Voice Coming Out Of Some Void: And you won't see her…
Nabooru: And who are you?
MVCOOSV: I'm the new author of this fic, ChaosWEAPON.
Ganon: ChaosWEAPON? What kind of name is that?
ChaosWEAPON: It's my name! And you're one to talk!
Ganon: What's that supposed to mean?!
Impa: Wait, what did you mean by "And you won't see her…?"
Zelda: I think it means we won't see her.
Impa: I know that, but why?
Saria: suspicious Did you take over this fic?
ChaosWEAPON: Well, I…
Link: You did, didn't you?
ChaosWEAPON: Yes! I rule you now! maniacal laugh HAHAHAHAcoughHaha…
Rauru: So, where is ~*Misty Dawn*~?
ChaosWEAPON: Last I saw her, she was being teleported into another dimension by a pack of rabid time-travelling squirrels…
Link: Time-Travelling Squirrels?
Ruto: Teleported?
Skullkid: IS SHE COMING BACK?
ChaosWEAPON: Maybe.
Darunia: Hey! You didn't forget about me, did you?!
ChaosWEAPON: Uh, of course not! sweatdrop
Darunia: That's better.
Ruto: If you're the new author, shouldn't you be doing some speech about taking over?
Zelda: Yeah, like that other guy, what was his name?
Link: DeadeyeDave…
Impa: Something like that.
ChaosWEAPON: Right, well…I AM TAKING OVER! I HAVE COME TO SPREAD CHAOS! MUWAHAHAHA! Better?
Ganon: Much.
Mido: Hah! Yeah right! I bet you don't have any power here whatsoever!
Link: Mido…
ChaosWEAPON: Oh really…?
Mido: Yeah!
Link: Mido…!
ChaosWEAPON: Taste my Chaos, pesky peoples of Hyrule! snaps fingers. Nothing happens. Huh? Oh, right. snaps fingers again HAHAHAHAHA! again, nothing happens. What the…? slaps forehead Of course! How silly of me!
Everyone: What?
ChaosWEAPON: narrating And so, our heroes find themselves in another nameless room of the castle…
Link: We're already there.
ChaosWEAPON: Huh?
Impa: We are already in a nameless room.
Zelda: There do seem to be a lot of those…
Nabooru: Too late, anyway.
ChaosWEAPON: Too late? Why?
Darunia: It's the end of the chapter.
Ruto: Already?
Ganon: 'Fraid so.
Saria: Do the ending thing. Now.
ChaosWEAPON: Oh. Okay. ahem In the next chapter…WILL the characters get more lines? WILL I get to prove I have power over this fic? WILL we do something funny? WILL you review? WILL I stop using the word WILL? We all hope so.
Author's Notes again: Wow, that's harder than it looks! I'm still getting used to this, so tell me in your reviews if there is anything I should change or if there is anything you'd like to see wink wink, nudge nudge. Insert cute "goodbye" catch phrase here.
