Author's Note: (I mentioned DeadeyeDave in the last chapter, and meant no disrespect.) Whew! Chapter 2! Anyway, thanks to all who read, even if you don't review (although extra special thanks to those who did!) I just like to know that people read it…Although I can't tell if you've read it unless you review…So maybe you should just review anyway. Enough of my ramblings. On with the fic!
Disclaimer: Default Standard Disclaimers Apply. If I mention something you recognize, I probably don't own it. Oh, and the Ice Wraths, like the original idea for this fic, belong to ~*Misty Dawn*~. All quotes from movies and songs (ie: Freddy Got Fingered, Weird Al Yankovic's "The Saga Begins" etc.) are not owned by me
Chapter 2: In Which I spread Chaos And Make The Characters Miserable
We find our heroes/victims, not in a nameless room of the castle, but in a nameless courtyard of the castle…
ChaosWEAPON: HA! Now I can prove I have authority! narrating The characters are magically teleported to a random, nameless room of the castle…
Saria: Hey! How'd we get here?
Darunia: She just said that we have been teleported to a random, nameless room in the castle.
Rauru: Pay attention!
Mido: I guess this means ChaosWEAPON does have power over this fic…
ChaosWEAPON: Right!
Rauru: Hey! I said pay attention!
Impa: 'Spose ChaosWEAPON's going to make our lives miserable?
Zelda: Well, what does the title say?
Impa: "In Which I Spread Chaos And Make The Characters Miserable…"
Zelda: Curses…
Ganon: Hey! Isn't that my line?!
Rauru: HEY!
Darunia: Is it?
Ganon: I think so.
Zelda: I can say it better.
Gannon: Can not!
Zelda: Can too!
Ganon: Can not!
Zelda: Can too!
Rauru: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Ganon: CAN NOT!
Zelda: CAN TOO!
Skullkid: STOP TALKING IN CAPITALS! THAT'S MY TRADEMARK!
Ganon + Zelda: SHUT UP!
Skullkid: FEEL MY WRATH OF ICE, FOOLISH MORTALS!
Darunia: NO! No Wraths Of Ice!
Rauru: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
Skullkid: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nabooru: Wait! Isn't the author only allowed to laugh like that?
Impa: No, I think it's open to anyone. Oh, and Skullkid?
Skullkid: WHAT?!
Impa: touching fingertips to Skullkid's forehead Sleep now. Skullkid keels over
Ruto: Rauru?
Rauru: FINALLY! Someone listens to me! You are actually paying atten-
Ruto: Could you get me a soda? Thanks.
Rauru: …………….slowly purpling with rage
Link: Hey, where did ChaosWEAPON go?
Zelda: She went to some random, unnamed closet to look for something.
Link: looking at the script Where does it say that?
Meanwhile, in some random, unnamed closet…
ChaosWEAPON: Hah! Found it! MUWAHAHAHAhahahaha…
Link: Oh. Nevermind, then.
Ganon: whispering Can not.
Zelda: also whispering Can too.
Skullkid: ZZZZzzzz…
Darunia: Hey…Where'd Rauru get to?
Rauru: ………..by now, he is a very interesting shade of blue-purple
Nabooru: Who cares?
Darunia: Good point.
Impa: Speaking of missing characters, where are Saria and Mido?
Saria: Well, I'm right here, and Mido wandered off somewhere…
Meanwhile, in a random, unnamed hallway of the castle, another random, unnamed room lies. In this random, unnamed room there is a random, unnamed closet. In this random…you get the idea there is ~*Misty Dawn*~'s Dream Recording Thingamabob.
Mido: Hey, isn't this that Dream Recorder Thingamabob? looks up at script Guess so…evil grin
ChaosWEAPON: Hey all! I'm back!
Ganon: whispering Can not.
Zelda: also whispering Can too.
Ruto: Did you find whatever you were looking for in that closet?
ChaosWEAPON: Sure did.
Link: Have you noticed things seem to be a bit…Chaotic?
Nabooru: Now that you mention it, yeah.
Link: Would you have anything to do with this?
ChaosWEAPON: bats eyelashes innocently Why, no. Whatever gave you that idea? thinks: He's on to me…Well, that can be taken care of…
Link: What are you plotting now?!
ChaosWEAPON: What makes you think I would be plotting anything?
Nabooru: Hate to break it to you, but you just admitted it. In the script.
ChaosWEAPON: Huh? Oh…yeah…Well…TAKE THIS! pulls out a metronome
Saria: Wait! Stop the fic! What's a metronome?
Impa: It's this little machine that clicks back and forth, back and forth, falls into trance back and forth…
Nabooru: It's used in Band Class, and such. To keep time.
Impa: Back and forth…Back and forth…
Ganon: still whispering Can not!
Zelda: also still whispering Can too!
Saria: Oh. Okay, resume fic, please.
ChaosWEAPON: Gladly. TAKE THIS! pulls out metronome. It clicks back and forth…back and forth…
Link: AAAUUUGGGHHH! NOOOO! RRRrrrgggg…falls to ground, curls in a ball, and twitches
Ruto: Link! NO! Say something!
Link: whimpers
Ganon: no longer whispering CAN NOT!
Zelda: also no longer whispering CAN TOO!
Skullkid: ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz…
Impa: still dazed, now swaying back and forth Back and forth…Back and forth…
Rauru:……..passed out long ago
Saria: sighs Now where did Darunia go?
Darunia: I'm still right here.
ChaosWEAPON: Oh, that reminds me. narrating And Darunia, having eaten some strange leftover rocks that had been in the fridge for an unknown length of time, was wandering around, muttering about rainbows…
Darunia: muttering rainbows…la la la…wanders off
Ganon: CAN NOT!
ZELDA: CAN TOO!
Nabooru: What are you two fighting about, anyway?!
Ganon: ….
Zelda: ….
Ganon: …..It's your fault we forgot, Zelda!
Zelda: Is not!
Ganon: Is too!
Zelda: IS NOT!
Ganon: IS TOO!
Meanwhile, in the aforementioned random closet of a random room of a random hallway…
Mido: still grinning evilly …I think I have an idea….no…maybe not…No! Wait! I DO have an idea! HAHAHAHAHA! This Dream Recorder Thingamabob 'n me are going places! grins evilly
Link: still in a ball, twitching and whimpering Daddy, would you like some sausage? laughs insanely
Saria: Okay…
Nabooru: Hey, how come everyone else is insane, and we're not?
ChaosWEAPON: I'm still thinking of ways to drive you over the edge.
Nabooru: Oh.
Saria: You know, I just realized Malon hasn't been in this fic yet…
ChaosWEAPON: Of course! snaps fingers Now I know what to do with you! narrating And so, Saria and Nabooru were teleported to a kareoke bar where Malon was making her debut…
Saria + Nabooru: NOOO!
Malon, up on stage: to the tune of American Pie Oh my my, this here Anakin guy Maybe Vader someday later…! singing horribly
Saria + Nabooru: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
ChaosWEAPON: Well, that's the end of this chapter! Poor dudes…I almost feel sorry for them…MUWAHAHAHA! Anyway, all reviews welcome nudge nudge, wink wink as well as anything you want to see in future chapters. Still trying to think of a cute "goodbye" catch phrase…Oh well.
