Author's Notes: Ok, I'm going to try to finish this mini-series so I can move on to better ideas

Author's Notes: Ok, I'm going to try to finish this mini-series so I can move on to better ideas. I took the Chi-Blaster thing from DeadeyeDave's fic: it was too good not to use. Sorry, Deadeye! Please forgive me!

Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, Battlebots, or anything else that shows up here!

Chapter 8: Division 2 Semifinals!

Everyone is sitting around in some room of the castle…

Impa: Hey, where's Chaos?

Nabooru: And Zelda?

Ok, almost everyone is sitting around in some room of the castle…

Darunia: And who keeps narrating that?

DeadeyeDave: I have no idea…

None of your business, anyway.

Link: Deadeye! What are you doing here?

DeadeyeDave: Heck if I know. Chaos was no where to be seen, so I started to wander around a bit. Have you any idea how many random, unnamed rooms there are in this place?!

Link: A lot.

DeadeyeDave: Figures.

meanwhile, Ruto is sneaking up on Link…

Ruto: lunging at Link KEEYAAH! LinkieLinkieLinkieLinkieLinkie!

Link: AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH! Someone get her off of me! no one moves to help

Nabooru: You're on your own, kid.

Link: Deadeye?!

DeadeyeDave: Nope. Sorry.

Link: Grr…Chaos?

there is silence

Link: Uh, ok…Mystery Narrator! Help me!

Ok.

suddenly, Link is handcuffed to the wall

Ruto: YAY! Thankies, Mystery Narrator! Kiss me, Link! This is PG-13 now; you don't have to hide your feelings!

Link: AAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH!

Heh heh heh…

ChaosWEAPON: WHAT THE DICKENS IS GOING ON HERE?!

Uh oh…

ChaosWEAPON: And who are you? Get out of my fic!

You can not get rid of me! Hahahaha!

ChaosWEAPON: Get out of my fic! Now!

Never!

ChaosWEAPON: AAAIIIGGGHHH! GET OUT OF MY FIC! GET OUT! NOW!

Everyone: looking at Chaos freak O.o

Ruto is still trying to kiss Link, who is screaming for mercy

Hahaha! Just try to make me leave, I dare ya!

Ganon: Fire in the hole!

ChaosWEAPON: RRRAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! starts blasting Chi everywhere

Rauru: WOAH!

Zelda: coming up a staircase What's all the noise…? AAAHHHH! ducks just before a blast of Chi hits her

Ganon: Drat! Missed!

Impa: Watch it, Power-Boy!

Heh heh heh!

Chi is still blasting everywhere

Nearly everyone: CHAOS, STOP!

ChaosWEAPON: NO! NOT UNTIL THAT MYSTERY NARRATOR GETS OUT OF MY FIC!

Hahahahaha! As much as I would like to see you keep wasting your Chi, I'm going to leave…for now…hahahaha!

the chains holding Link disappear and he runs far away from Ruto

ChaosWEAPON: standing in middle of the blasted room, panting Haha…hahaha…heh heh heh…heh. passes out

Darunia: Um, ok. Link; get off my back, for crying out loud!

Link: getting off Darunia's back But I need to stay away from Ruto!

Nabooru: That was certainly…odd.

Saria: Mido, stop hiding behind me! Huh, wussy.

Mido: fear-choked voice I am not a wussy!

Zelda: Isn't anyone going to help Chaos?

Rauru: I don't see you volunteering!

DeadeyeDave: Of course not! They have a match today! Oh well. Come on, Chaos. lightly slaps Chaos's cheeks. No response

Impa: Let me try…

Nabooru: Don't let her! She's still upset over yesterday's match! Oops, too late.

Impa: Hey, WAKE UP! slaps Chaos. Hard WAKEY WAKEY!

ChaosWEAPON: OW! What was that for?!

Impa: innocently Why, to wake you up, of course!

ChaosWEAPON: Grrrr…

DeadeyeDave: Save the fight for after the match, ok?

ChaosWEAPON: Deadeye! What are you doing here?

DeadeyeDave: Heck if I know. You were no where to be seen, so I started to wander around a bit. Have you any idea how many random, unnamed rooms there are in this place?!

Link: Didn't you already say that?

DeadeyeDave: Does it matter?

Link: It matters to me!

DeadeyeDave: Too bad, then.

ChaosWEAPON: still has a hand print on cheek Whoo, I'm ok now…except for Impa slapping me!

Impa: I told you, it was to wake you up! chuckles How long do you think that mark is going to stay there?

ChaosWEAPON: Not long. narrating The red mark on ChaosWEAPON's cheek was magically moved to Impa's cheek, along with the pain it caused.

Impa: now with hand print on cheek OW!

ChaosWEAPON: Hmm, pain…that reminds me…

Ganon: Of what?

ChaosWEAPON: Link's punishment for calling me a "dumb bunny."

Link: Drat. You're still intent on punishing me for that?

Ganon: Hahah.

ChaosWEAPON: No, actually.

Ganon: WHAT?!

Link: WHOO HOO!

ChaosWEAPON: People stopped sending in suggestions…

Link: YEAH! THANK YOU READERS!

ChaosWEAPON: So I'm just going to torture you at random intervals.

Link: Huh?

Ganon: Heh heh heh.

Zelda: Speaking of torture, what did that mystery narrator have against Link?

Darunia: And why did s/he want Link to be with Ruto?

Ruto: What's wrong with me? S/he just realized that Link and I are destined to be together! gets a dreamy look in her eyes

Link: under his breath Ickies.

DeadeyeDave: Can we discuss this at a later time, folks? We do have a match to do, you know.

Zelda: Oh, right, that. Should we do it now?

DeadeyeDave: Yes.

ChaosWEAPON: Ok, ok. narrating The authors and the characters were teleported to the ringside…

at the ring

DeadeyeDave: Alright! Our contenders this evening-

Link: It's not quite evening, yet. It's about 4:21, you see and evening doesn't begin until 6:00, so-

DeadeyeDave: snaps whip around Link's neck Are Zelda and ChaosWEAPON. Zelda's bot, LightSage, is a small bot with a spinning blade.

Link is being suffocated by the whip. No one helps him

DeadeyeDave: ChaosWEAPON's bot, ChaosWEAPON, is a mass of weapons, wheels, and random junk.

Link passes out. Whip recoils back to DeadeyeDave

DeadeyeDave: Mills Lane style Now let's get it on!

in the ring

Zelda: Alright, Chaos! Here is where you lose! Bring it on!

ChaosWEAPON: Just try it, Princess. Hah! Princess of- oh no! My bot!

Zelda: What?

ChaosWEAPON: It won't respond!

Zelda: Easy victory then. I'll just tear it to bits where it stands!

LS wheels over to CW and starts up spinning blade. Blade starts to tear into CW

ChaosWEAPON: NOO!

Zelda: HOO HAH!

Darunia: What the-?

Malon: What is it doing?

CW somehow drags LS into interior. Crunching and something suspiciously like chewing noises are heard

Everyone: O.o

CW spits out remains of LS and a sound like a belch is heard

Malon: Chaos, what did you build?!

ChaosWEAPON: Dude!

Zelda: AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

DeadeyeDave: ……ChaosWEAPON wins the match!

ChaosWEAPON: WHOO HOO! TAKE THAT!

Zelda: AAAARRRRGGGHHH! Link, destroy her!

Link: ……still passed out

ChaosWEAPON: Zelda, you annoy me.

Zelda: oblivious to the "Irate Author" alert above her head Hah! What are you going to do about it, huh?

ChaosWEAPON: I might do this…! narrating So, Zelda was forced to wear Cristina Aguilera's costume from the Lady Marmalade music video…

Zelda: AIIIIIIIHHHHGGG! NO! but, it was too late

Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ChaosWEAPON: HAHAHAhahahahehehehehehe…Ok, that's this chapter! And now for the ending thing: ahem WHO is the mysterious narrator? HOW far will we get in the third division next time? WHAT will Zelda do about her "new look"? WHERE do I get my ideas? WHY do I get my ideas? I might answer these questions next time! Bybyies!