Author's Notes: Been a while. Now that the whole Battlebots mess is done, I can move on to better things. Well, I can move on, anyway.
Disclaimer: I am getting all of these tests from the same site, (http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/pak/funstuffmenu.cgi?target=Personality+Tests) and I don't own Zelda, no matter how many letters I send to Nintendo.
Chapter 11: Psychoanalysis!
We find our heroes, thought the term is used quite loosely, I assure you, in a random room of the castle…
ChaosWEAPON: You aren't going to leave, are you?
Nope.
Link: reading over the Battlebots tournament Chaos, this is messed up.
ChaosWEAPON: who will now be referred to as Chaos What? Is the format wrong?
Link: No, it's just plain strange.
Chaos: Oh, well, what's wrong with that?
Link: I just thought it needed to be said.
Zelda: Where is everybody?
Ganon: They all left a note.
Link: Then where are the notes?
Ganon: Right here. turns around; the notes are stuck to his head via small magnets
Zelda: How are they stuck to your head?
Link: Why are they stuck to your head?
Chaos: Can you teach me to do that?
Ganon: Um, no. I have this plate in my head, see…
Zelda: Is that where the dinner plates have gone?
Link: A metal plate, ditz. When did you get that?
Ganon: When you clubbed me upside the head last winter!
Link: Oh, yeah. I remember that.
Chaos: So what do the notes say?
Ganon: Let's see…
Rauru-I'm going to eat a cheesecake and take a nap!
Mido-I'll be around doing…stuff…don't come looking for me!
at that moment, in a random closet of a random room
Mido: tinkering with the Dream Recorder Thingamabob Red wire, blue wire…red wire, blue wire…
Darunia-I went shopping for some Breathe Right Nasal Strips.
Ruto-I'll be on FF.N reading fanficts about Linkie-poo!
Link: shudder You know what that means…she tortures me with thoughts of the stuff she reads!
Chaos: Speaking of torture…
Link: Oh, no.
Chaos: It seems people still want me to punish you. And a few sent in ideas!
Link: sarcastically Wonderful…
Chaos: I know, isn't it? Anyway, Shadow Gamer wanted to make me make you marry Ruto…
Link: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
Chaos: …and Video Gamer Z told me about this list of ways to kill you guys!
Link: Does it involve Ruto?
Chaos: A few of them.
Ganon: Can we continue with the notes?
Saria-I'm going to learn to be a Goth!
Impa-I'm going to teach Saria to be a Goth.
Nabooru-I'm going to watch Impa teach Saria to be a Goth and laugh at them.
Zelda: What about Skullkid?
Chaos: Still in the icebox, I think…
at that moment, in Puerto Rico
Skullkid: HMMM…WHERE'S ONE OF THOSE "YOU ARE HERE" SIGNS WHEN YOU NEED THEM…?
back in the castle
Link: So, what should we do?
Chaos: I have an idea!
Zelda: Does it involve a tournament?
Link: Or making me miserable?
Ganon: Or the plate in my head? Because I know you're thinking about it!
Chaos: No, no, and no! Have you ever taken personality tests?
Link: No…
Zelda: No…
Ganon: My psychiatrist says…uh, I mean, no…
Chaos: Then now is your chance! narrating So, the small group was transported to a computer room other than the one Ruto was in…
Link: Thank you.
Chaos: Don't mention it.
Zelda: connecting to internet So, where do we go?
Chaos: types something in, hits a few links… Ok, this is it! Who should go first?
Ganon: Link.
Link: Zelda.
Zelda: Ganon.
Chaos: Maybe I should just go first…which one do I take?
Link: That one!
Zelda: "The Animal In You"?
Ganon: Caption says it shows your priorities…
Chaos: Ok! takes the test
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Use this Japanese Personality Test to determine your personality based on your view of animals! |
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1. You are in a desert. You have with you the following five animals
To escape the desert you are going to have to get rid of one of your animals. Which one do you drop?
- Lion
- Cow
- Horse
- Sheep
- Monkey
chooses Sheep
2. You have 4 animals left.
The desert is burning up! It goes on for miles. Sand is everywhere. You realize, to get out, you are going to have drop another animal.
Which do you drop?
- Lion
- Cow
- Horse
- Monkey
chooses Monkey
Chaos: I don't like monkeys, I'm sorry.
3. You have 3 animals left.
Walk, walk, walk. Hot, hot, hot. Disaster! The Oasis that you were looking for is dried up! You have no choice but to drop another animal.
- Lion
- Cow
- Horse
chooses Cow
4. You have 2 animals left.
Ok, it's a long hot walk. You can see the edge of the desert way on the horizon. Unfortunately, you can only leave the desert with ONE animal.
Which one do you drop?
- Lion
- Horse
chooses Lion
Results
These answers are based on Japanese Archetypes.
The desert represents a hardship.
Lion=Pride
Cow=Basic Needs
Horse=Passion
Sheep=Friendship
Monkey=Your Children
Your choices were in this order:
- sheep
- monkey
- cow
- lion
- Horse
Which means your personality traits you value in order of precedence:
- Your Passion
- Pride
- Basic Needs
- Children
- Friendship
- You are most energetic at what time? Late night
- Describe your walking stride. Head up, looking at suuroundings
- In discussion, how do you stand? Arms folded
- How do you relax? Legs stretched out
- How do you laugh? With appreciation
- What do you do at a party? Big entrance to get attention
- How do you handle disruptions? Get irritated
- Which color suits you? Black
- How do you sleep? Head under covers
- Most of your dreams are about: Fighting
Ganon: Cool!
Zelda: You don't like children, do you?
Link: Or your friends, apparently.
Chaos: Grr…Link, take this one!
Link: Ok. Hmm…Egyptian Calculator…
Ganon: It shows what Egyptian person you would be.
Link: Sounds cool. takes the test
Link: Hmmm…My Birthday? June 15…
results pop up Link: Wow! That was quick!
results
Link=Set
The powerful beast headed god of evil and darkness. As murder of his brother Osiris, he assumed the aspect of villian of the gods and was finally slain by Horus.
Colors=Turquiose, black
Personality=Perfectionist, prone to anger.
Link: Ummm…
Ganon: HAHAHAHAH! LINK'S EVIL!
Link: SHUT UP!!!
Ganon: mmekly I'll be good.
Link: Hmpf. Ganon, why don't you take that test?
Ganon: "How People See You"?
Zelda: As a vile…
Ganon: Shut up! takes the test
Results
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.
Ganon: That doesn't sound like me…
Link: So now who's the goody goody?
Ganon: Grr…Zelda! Your turn!
Link How about that one?
Chaos: "Candy Test"?
Zelda: I have no idea what it's about, but sure!
takes the test
Here is a cute little test. Origin is unknown, as well as the scientific basis. However, the results are uncanny!
If you were buying candy and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose?
- Baby Ruth
- 3 Musketeers
- Butterfingers
- Snickers
- Hersheys
chooses Baby Ruth
Results
- Baby Ruth
- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need a little treat like an ice cream cone at the end of the day.
Link, Ganon, and Chaos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S YOU!
Zelda: Grrr…
Chaos: That was fun. Let's sign off and do something else.
Everyone else: Fine.
Chaos: Did you like this chapter? These are actual tests! You can find them at the URL in the disclaimer. Bybyies!
