I'm bored, it's Sunday, and there aren't any responses. So I'll just write this to ease my mind.

This is a parody of things our beloved Zoids characters would never say.

*Dislaimer- I do not own Zoids, Power Rangers, Dragonball Z, Final Fantasy, or anything else that

appears in this little thing. They are owned by Bandai, Funimation, Squaresoft, Sony,

and whoever the hell else owns them! I am writing this for entertainment purposes only.

That being said, read and enjoy.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!

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Bit: Hey Liger, you think Leena's cute?

(Liger growls)

Bit: Yeah. Would you put her in the sack at the drop of a dime?

Liger: HELL YES!

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Naomi: You know what? Screw aiming! I'm going all out! Wild Weasel Unit Total Assault!

Leena: Yeah! That's the spirit!

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Layon: I'm not mad at Tauros cause he stole Leena's mother… I'm mad cause he won't give me

Leena! Damn she's hot!

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Harry: You know what, Benjamin?

Benjamin: What, Harry?

Harry: I realized I don't like Leena! I'm really gay! Come here, Bitty-poo!

Bit: What the #@$@$?

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Brad: You know what? Buddhism has taught me that money doesn't matter. Here, Doc, you take it!

Tauros: Thanks, Brad! I think I'll donate this to charity and cut back on impulsive shopping!

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(Brad watching Leena and Naomi wrestle playfully in mud)

Brad: Lesbians! YESSS!

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Jamie: Doc, you know that night you heard those strange noises in my room? Well, Leena came in

naked, and she…

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Layon: I HATE NOODLES! Bit! Give me your damn cookie!

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Tauros: Layon, I didn't take Leena's mother. She forced me to marry her. You know you're the only one

for me!

Layon (sobbing): You- you mean it? Oh, Steven! I've loved you so!

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Leena: Hey Bit, wanna lotion down my back? Hee! Hee! Hee…

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Jamie: Leena, why are you always crippling Bit?

Leena: Don't you know? He likes it rough!

Bit (in a hospital bed): Hell yes!

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Bit: Bit Cloud… Cloud Strife! I've got green eyes, he's got green eyes! Father! It's me, Bit!

Cloud: Who the hell are you?

Bit: Do you remember a woman named Naomi? She said she got drunk one night and…

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Jamie: Wanna know how I've got another personality?

Bit: Yeah, sure!

Jamie: Come out Wild Eagle!

(Wild Eagle comes out)

Bit: Hey, you guys look alike!

Jamie and Wild Eagle: FU-SION! HAAAAH!

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Brad (yelling into another room): Bit, how can you always be relaxed at times like this?

(Bit walks out, followed by Naomi, Leena, and Pierce, whose clothes are all ruffled)

Bit: Just comes natural, I guess…

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Bit: Cloud, sorry about that, I thought you were my father…

Cloud: Don't mention it…

Bit: You're actually my brother! Do you know who father is?

Cloud: …the hell?

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(Jamie and Wild Eagle break apart from fusion)

Bit: Cool!

(Jamie and Wild Eagle remove their skin, revealing to green aliens)

Jamie: I am actually Piccolo, and he is Nail. We are from Namek!

Bit: Even cooler!

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(Naomi pinning Brad down)

Brad: What are you doing?

Naomi: Brad, I don't dress like this for nothing!

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Bit: Okay, Liger, let's show them our true forms!

(they transform, with Go! GO! Power Rangers music in the background)

Bit: I'm really Tommy, the White Ranger! And this is Saba, the White Tigerzord! Zoid, Zord! Get it?

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Bit: Cloud, I guess we're not related after all!

Cloud: … so you've finally come to your senses…

Bit: Yep, Jamie showed me this neat trick today! It all makes sense now! We're actually Super Saiyans!

C'mon! Let's fuse!

Cloud: You're weird, you know that?

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Brad: Squall Leonhart, you are actually my nephew.

Squall: What the hell are you talking about?

Brad: Don't you see a resemblance between me and Laguna?

Squall: …whatever.

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Layon: Steven, Leena may be your daughter, but Leon, he's my son. Layon, Leon, get it?

Tauros: The hell are you talking about?

Layon: Let's just say that Leena's mother has been around.

Tauros: NOOOOOO! WHYYYYY?

Well, that settles it! I've officially gone insane! Now that I've finished this, don't expect anything else from me until I finish my midterms. Assalaamu 'Alaikam!

-The B.A.T.