Author's Note: No, despite all rumors, I am neither dead nor undead. I may be known as Death, but right now I am a happy Death! Because I have my happy hat! displays a small Santa hat with bows all over it That, and I saw Lord of the Rings, and I don't know how music can drip, but it was dripping with inspiration! Combined with the infamous Happy Hat, I sat down to write! I do apologize for the extreme lack of updating, and I really don't have an excuse except laziness. Sorry. And BE HAPPY!

Oh, and I still desperately need another volunteer or three for the next chapter! I still need two camera operators and a narrator!

Also, sorry Blue, but I had to do it. Don't hate me, but you did tick me off a bit, and I was forced to take action.

Disclaimer: Don't own, never have, never will. But I have a Happy Hat!

Chapter 19: Survivor, Second Half of. Kinda.

Wow, been a while. Things aren't quiet, though. A certain Blue Keaton tried to move in while Chaos was off somewhere, so I had to evict him…and he destroyed my House of Cards! sobs I worked for months on that thing! Oh well. The Keaton threat has been neutralized…Hey, what are you looking at me like that for? And what's with the straitjacket? Hey! Put that down!

Super Smash Bros. Intercom Voice: We regret to inform you that we are experiencing technical difficulties. Your Narrator has been taken in for a psychological evaluation. In the mean time, we present you with a substitute.

sounds of a scuffle are heard

Unknown Voice: Hey! Put me down! So help me, I'll blast you with my psycho powers!

SSB. IV: Oh, be quiet. Wait a minute- BLAST?! No! Don't!

very, very large explosion

UV: AIGH! My Portal to my Psycho System! Blown to smithereens! Look what you've made me do!

SSB. IV: Well, it's your own fault. What was it doing there in the first place? This is the Narrate-a-Verse.

UV: Um…

SSB. IV: Thought so. Well, you've been drafted, so get to work.

the UV is pushed into view, and is revealed to be…Blue Keaton!

Blue: Gah! You don't have to shove…perks up wait a minute…why me?!

the SSB. IV points to a note stuck to the fridge with a magnet, and Dark Link is dragged away to white, padded rooms unknown

Blue: Huh? reads the note

Blue-

Sorry I had Dark blow up your stuff. I guess I over-reacted a little. But you shouldn't have moved in w/o permission. Anyway, Dark has to go to a little white room for a bit, so please take over the narrating for a while. Try not to blow up the castle.

-Chaos

Blue: Oh…stops Hold the phone- I'm in charge of the castle!! WHOO HOO!

the voted-outs, woken up by the disturbance, find themselves at the mercy of a colored keaton…

Blue: laughing maniacly MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA HA!!!

In the Outcasts' Camp…

Link: Chaos, are you sure it was a good idea to leave Keaton in charge of things…?

Chaos: looking at dictionary Of course! It'll be fine!

a maniacal echo is heard- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA HA!!!

Chaos: Um, I think…

Link: I hope…

Chaos: …Well, too late now. begins reading dictionary again Lessee…In…san...it…y…

And, in the BORG Collective…

everyone is still asleep. Rauru is, again, taking up half the tent and snoring loudly

Deadeye: appears ……

Everyone: snore

Deadeye: …WAKE UP.

Everyone: snort, groan, etc. Huh?

Deadeye: Immunity Challenge in half an hour. Be at the place thingy by then.

Zelda: Well, you're cheerful this morning.

Deadeye: Yeah, I know. There's no coffee on this island. I like coffee. Coffee is my friend…leaves

Darunia: O-K.

Nabooru: Is it just me, or do people seem to go over the edge when they spend too much time around Chaos?

About a half hour later, in the challenge place thingy…

the Outcasts are already there, and the BORG are just arriving, apparently in the middle of an argument

Nabooru: Yes they do!

Zelda: No they don't!

Nabooru: Yes they do!

Zelda: No they don't!

Link: What are they on about?

Darunia: Nabooru says that people go over the edge when they're around Chaos, and Zelda doesn't think so.

Ganon: But Zelda's insane, and Mido probably went insane, and they were around Chaos…

Rauru: Yeah. Hey, where is Mido? Haven't seen him for a while.

Impa: And Skullkid. He escaped from the icebox.

Link: When did this happen?

Impa: Remember your punishment? When Chaos-

Link: AHH! Don't speak of it!

Impa: Well, anyway, I meant to tell you, but the tape was more important.

Darunia: Yeah, it was!

Link: Hey!

Ganon: Is for horses. Speaking of which…

Rauru: Speaking of what?

Ganon: Isn't there someone else missing?

there is a long pause, with Zelda and Nabooru still arguing in the backround

Darunia: I think there is, but I can't place it

Rauru: Place what where?

everyone smacks their heads in unison

Rauru: Cool! Teach me to do that!

Nabooru and Zelda suddenly stop arguing

Nabooru: Hey, Chaos! Isn't it true you make people go insane?

Zelda: Say it isn't so!

Chaos: …

Nabooru: Uh, Chaos?

Chaos: …

Zelda: Uhmm, could you repeat that?

Chaos: …

Zelda: Thanks.

Chaos: …

Ganon: ???

Chaos: …, …

Ganon: …!

Link: …What in Hyrule are you doing?

Ganon: Can't you see we're having a serious conversation here?

Link: …oh…

Zelda: I take it back. Nabooru, you're right.

Nabooru: Told ya.

Impa: No, really, what are you doing?

Ganon: Talking.

Link: About what?

Ganon: Well, Chaos says she's not only lost her notes, but…

Chaos: ……, …!

Ganon: …Um, her Inspiration/Plot Bunnies/Muses are on vacation.

Rauru: Plot what?

Impa: Plot Bunnies. Mythical animals of legend that are said to posses the powers of inspiration to any who own them.

Rauru: Oh. I thought you meant the chocolate bunnies.

Link: And the Muses?

Impa: I don't really know about them. Someone who gives ideas, I guess.

Link: Ah.

DeadeyeDave walks in from wherever he was

Deadeye: Hey! What's going on?

Chaos: …

Deadeye: You've lost your notes and your Inspirations are on vacation? My condolences.

Chaos: …

Ganon: Pardon?

Chaos: …, …

Ganon: Oh.

Rauru: Jell-Oh?

Ganon: No. She um, said, something about cliches.

Link: Said…?

Deadeye: She said that we have become…shudder Stuck In A Rut.

Nabooru: Stuck?

Zelda: Rut?

Deadeye: Stuck In A Rut. begins skipping like an old record Stuck In A Rut. Stuck In A Rut. Stuck In A Rut…

Chaos: suddenly acts her usual semi-normal Eureka! taps Deadeye upside the head. He stops skipping.

Darunia: Now what?

Chaos: I can't finish the Survivor thing without my notes, right?

Everyone: Right.

Chaos: And I probably lost my notes because we're Stuck In A Rut, right?

Everyone: Right.

Chaos: So what do you do when you're Stuck In A Rut?

Everyone: ……

Link: Kill something and or someone?

Ganon: Take over the world?

Rauru: Eat?

Zelda: Raise taxes?

Nabooru: Steal from the rich and give to the poor?

Darunia: Mine for rocks?

Impa: Laundry?

Deadeye: Write something else?

Chaos: Yes! We write something else!

Impa: You're in the middle of a chapter!

Chaos: So we put it on hold. We go back to the castle, set things up for the next chapter.

Nabooru: What's so special about the next chapter?

Link: Did you forget?

Nabooru: Obviously.

Ganon: She's going to humiliate Kilt-Man here and me!

Link: Hey!

Everyone: Is for horses.

Deadeye: Then, you don't need me…?

Chaos: Nope.

Deadeye: Then I'll get back to my Scrabble game! narrates out

Rauru: Can we go home now?

Chaos: First, we need to stop by the Men In White's place and get Dark out. He's gotta host the next chapter.

Darunia: Oh yeah…

Chaos: C'mon then, let's go see if Blue's blown up the castle yet…narrating So, the remaining Survivors were teleported back to the castle…

2nd Author Note: Yeah, I know this one is short and unfunny, but like I said, I'm Stuck In A Rut. Stuck In A Rut. Stuck In A Rut….

gets smacked upside the head

Ow! Well, I'll get the next chap up when I can, Ok?