Once again, I'm bored, and really don't feel like writing a long fic, so
I'll just add on. Personally, I liked my first part better, but this should
improve once I get inspiration.
Leena: You're damn right it better!
Me: BIT! COME GET YOUR DAMNED WOMAN NOW!
(Bit walks in with Brad and Jamie, puts Leena in a straightjacket, tries to carry her out)
Bit: Yusef, Oops, I mean B.A.T., sorry about that. (nervous laugh)
Leena: I AM LEENA! HEAR ME ROAR!
(Everyone sweatdrops except for Leena, my eyes start twitching)
Me: Why does God torture me like this? Doesn't He realize I'm on medication?
Really… I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Oh, well, what the hell… let's just get on with this while I still have some sanity left. In any case, moving on…
*Disclaimer- Wow, this is gonna be a long one, so let's get started! I don't own Zoids, Final Fantasy,
Resident Evil, Dragonball Z, Dino Crisis, Metal Gear Solid, Destiny's Child, Eminem, Fred
Durst of Limp Bizkit, Gundam Wing, Escaflowne, or anything else that I mention in this
work that obviously reflects my sad life. They are owned by Sunrise, Capcom, Funimation,
Squaresoft, Konami, Nintendo, and whoever the hell else! Just don't sue! And now…
Continuation of…
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
*************
Bit: The Sisqo Kid was a friend of miiine…
Jack Sisqo: Bit, I'm gonna kill you.
*************
Jack Sisqo: You all may think that it's these high speed battles that give me a rush, but (pulls out a bag of
weed) heh, heh…
*************
(Leon watching Bit being chased by Leena)
Leon: It's a zombie!
Brad: Wrong Leon, Leon.
*************
Pierce: Damn! All that flirting and I still didn't get Bit or Jamie!
*************
Jamie: Damn Jim Carrey… I was supposed to star in Me, Myself, and Irene!
*************
Leena: You know, Layon's kinda hot!
*************
Vega: Hmm… Berserk… Fury. Say! My Zoid's name is the same as two status effects in Final Fantasy 7!
*************
Heero Yuy: I'm suing you for copyright infringement.
Bit: I don't understand!
Heero: The term Zero is mine and mine alone!
*************
Ash Ketchum: I am a representative on behalf of Pokemon and am suing you for copyright infringement.
Pierce: I don't understand either…
Ash: You pilot a Zabat. I've captured a Zubat! Do you see where this is going?
*************
(When nobody is looking)
Tauros: Okay! Enough of these damn Zoids figures! I'm pulling out my Barbie dolls!
************
Bit: I've got a new idea for a Resident Evil video game!
Some Capcom Guy: And what would that be?
Bit: You know how you made Resident Evil 3: Nemesis? How about Resident Evil 4: Leena?
Some Capcom Guy: Say, you may be on to something… that's ten times as scary!
************
Naomi: It's not fair! I was supposed to star in Dino Crisis!
Brad: Sorry, Naomi. Regina's ass is bigger than yours.
************
(Naomi, Leena, and Pierce dancing)
Naomi: ALL MY WOMEN, WHO INDEPENDENT!
Leena and Pierce: THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME!
************
(Bit commentating in a boxing arena)
Bit: And now, the undisputed champion of the world… Harry CHAAAAAMP!
(Harry enters)
Harry: Yo, yo! I'm a champ, a man destined to be king, and I'm pretty! Fly like a Stormsworder,
sting like a Schneider! (bobs and weaves)
************
Brad: Damn that guy with the bandana and fancy code name! I was supposed to star in the
Metal Gear Solid games!
Jack Sisqo: Don't feel too bad, I actually have a bandana and I still didn't get the part!
************
Naomi: Yeah! I just slept with a rock star, and you didn't!
Leena: Um, no you didn't.
Naomi: Yes I did! He had long, brown hair and he's so cold and quiet towards me!
Leena: Um, that was just Brad…
Brad: (walking out bedroom and fixing his clothes) No complaints over here!
************
Bit: C'mon Cloud! Show me how to use some materia!
Cloud: …go away before I use Omnislash on you.
Bit: COOOLL! You're gonna teach me Omnislash!
(Cloud smacks himself on the forehead)
Cloud: Why me?
************
Leena: And I am, whatever you say I am! If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
Bit: Okay, whatever, BITCH!
************
Bit: (to Leena) I did it all for your cookie! COME ON! Your cookie! COME ON! So you can take
that nookie, and just give it to Brad! Just give it to Brad! Just give it to Brad! Just give it to Brad!
Brad: First Naomi, now Leena? Damn! I'm on a roll here!
**********
Chang Wufei: Leon, I'm suing you for copyright infringement! Where's your integrity?
Quatre: Harry, I'm suing you too!
Hitomi: Leena, since they're doing it, I might as well sue you too!
Leon, Harry, and Leena: What for?
Wufei: You took my voice and made me out to actually be a nice guy!
Quatre: Harry, the way you use my voice is abominable! You make me sound like a fruit!
Hitomi: You took my voice and butchered my personality! Now Van thinks I'm as bitchy as you!
***********
Jamie: You know, the strangest thing happens when I transform into a Super Saiyan. Wanna see?
Tauros: Sure!
Jamie: Hah! (transforms, but starts looking more like Bit) Hi! I'm Bit Cloud!
***********
Jamie: Hey Cloud!
Cloud: … hi there…
Jamie: Hah! (transforms into Super Saiyan Bit) Miss me!
Cloud: (eyes twitching) Not you again!
Bit: Relax! I just came to apologize and tell you I finally found my father.
Cloud: … so who's the poor bastard-- I mean, the concerned father?
Bit: If you ignore how short my hair is, I could actually be Vegeta's son!
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about, human?
Cloud: Good luck, you're gonna need it for the next chapter this twisted author writes!
***********
I know, very corny! But I'll have my inspiration back when the midterms end today (YESSS!) When I thought about it, Jamie and Bit do kinda have hairstyles like Vegeta, too, so I made it that when Jamie goes Super Saiyan, he becomes Bit! For those of you who don't know, Harry is Quatre's voice, Leon is Wufei's, and Leena is Hitomi's, which is like a complete 180 in personality (scary!) In any case, I was actually surprised to find reviews from my first one, so surprise me again. Assalaamu 'Alaikam!
-Yusef "The B.A.T." Pittman
Leena: You're damn right it better!
Me: BIT! COME GET YOUR DAMNED WOMAN NOW!
(Bit walks in with Brad and Jamie, puts Leena in a straightjacket, tries to carry her out)
Bit: Yusef, Oops, I mean B.A.T., sorry about that. (nervous laugh)
Leena: I AM LEENA! HEAR ME ROAR!
(Everyone sweatdrops except for Leena, my eyes start twitching)
Me: Why does God torture me like this? Doesn't He realize I'm on medication?
Really… I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Oh, well, what the hell… let's just get on with this while I still have some sanity left. In any case, moving on…
*Disclaimer- Wow, this is gonna be a long one, so let's get started! I don't own Zoids, Final Fantasy,
Resident Evil, Dragonball Z, Dino Crisis, Metal Gear Solid, Destiny's Child, Eminem, Fred
Durst of Limp Bizkit, Gundam Wing, Escaflowne, or anything else that I mention in this
work that obviously reflects my sad life. They are owned by Sunrise, Capcom, Funimation,
Squaresoft, Konami, Nintendo, and whoever the hell else! Just don't sue! And now…
Continuation of…
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!
*************
Bit: The Sisqo Kid was a friend of miiine…
Jack Sisqo: Bit, I'm gonna kill you.
*************
Jack Sisqo: You all may think that it's these high speed battles that give me a rush, but (pulls out a bag of
weed) heh, heh…
*************
(Leon watching Bit being chased by Leena)
Leon: It's a zombie!
Brad: Wrong Leon, Leon.
*************
Pierce: Damn! All that flirting and I still didn't get Bit or Jamie!
*************
Jamie: Damn Jim Carrey… I was supposed to star in Me, Myself, and Irene!
*************
Leena: You know, Layon's kinda hot!
*************
Vega: Hmm… Berserk… Fury. Say! My Zoid's name is the same as two status effects in Final Fantasy 7!
*************
Heero Yuy: I'm suing you for copyright infringement.
Bit: I don't understand!
Heero: The term Zero is mine and mine alone!
*************
Ash Ketchum: I am a representative on behalf of Pokemon and am suing you for copyright infringement.
Pierce: I don't understand either…
Ash: You pilot a Zabat. I've captured a Zubat! Do you see where this is going?
*************
(When nobody is looking)
Tauros: Okay! Enough of these damn Zoids figures! I'm pulling out my Barbie dolls!
************
Bit: I've got a new idea for a Resident Evil video game!
Some Capcom Guy: And what would that be?
Bit: You know how you made Resident Evil 3: Nemesis? How about Resident Evil 4: Leena?
Some Capcom Guy: Say, you may be on to something… that's ten times as scary!
************
Naomi: It's not fair! I was supposed to star in Dino Crisis!
Brad: Sorry, Naomi. Regina's ass is bigger than yours.
************
(Naomi, Leena, and Pierce dancing)
Naomi: ALL MY WOMEN, WHO INDEPENDENT!
Leena and Pierce: THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME!
************
(Bit commentating in a boxing arena)
Bit: And now, the undisputed champion of the world… Harry CHAAAAAMP!
(Harry enters)
Harry: Yo, yo! I'm a champ, a man destined to be king, and I'm pretty! Fly like a Stormsworder,
sting like a Schneider! (bobs and weaves)
************
Brad: Damn that guy with the bandana and fancy code name! I was supposed to star in the
Metal Gear Solid games!
Jack Sisqo: Don't feel too bad, I actually have a bandana and I still didn't get the part!
************
Naomi: Yeah! I just slept with a rock star, and you didn't!
Leena: Um, no you didn't.
Naomi: Yes I did! He had long, brown hair and he's so cold and quiet towards me!
Leena: Um, that was just Brad…
Brad: (walking out bedroom and fixing his clothes) No complaints over here!
************
Bit: C'mon Cloud! Show me how to use some materia!
Cloud: …go away before I use Omnislash on you.
Bit: COOOLL! You're gonna teach me Omnislash!
(Cloud smacks himself on the forehead)
Cloud: Why me?
************
Leena: And I am, whatever you say I am! If I wasn't then why would I say I am?
Bit: Okay, whatever, BITCH!
************
Bit: (to Leena) I did it all for your cookie! COME ON! Your cookie! COME ON! So you can take
that nookie, and just give it to Brad! Just give it to Brad! Just give it to Brad! Just give it to Brad!
Brad: First Naomi, now Leena? Damn! I'm on a roll here!
**********
Chang Wufei: Leon, I'm suing you for copyright infringement! Where's your integrity?
Quatre: Harry, I'm suing you too!
Hitomi: Leena, since they're doing it, I might as well sue you too!
Leon, Harry, and Leena: What for?
Wufei: You took my voice and made me out to actually be a nice guy!
Quatre: Harry, the way you use my voice is abominable! You make me sound like a fruit!
Hitomi: You took my voice and butchered my personality! Now Van thinks I'm as bitchy as you!
***********
Jamie: You know, the strangest thing happens when I transform into a Super Saiyan. Wanna see?
Tauros: Sure!
Jamie: Hah! (transforms, but starts looking more like Bit) Hi! I'm Bit Cloud!
***********
Jamie: Hey Cloud!
Cloud: … hi there…
Jamie: Hah! (transforms into Super Saiyan Bit) Miss me!
Cloud: (eyes twitching) Not you again!
Bit: Relax! I just came to apologize and tell you I finally found my father.
Cloud: … so who's the poor bastard-- I mean, the concerned father?
Bit: If you ignore how short my hair is, I could actually be Vegeta's son!
Vegeta: What the hell are you talking about, human?
Cloud: Good luck, you're gonna need it for the next chapter this twisted author writes!
***********
I know, very corny! But I'll have my inspiration back when the midterms end today (YESSS!) When I thought about it, Jamie and Bit do kinda have hairstyles like Vegeta, too, so I made it that when Jamie goes Super Saiyan, he becomes Bit! For those of you who don't know, Harry is Quatre's voice, Leon is Wufei's, and Leena is Hitomi's, which is like a complete 180 in personality (scary!) In any case, I was actually surprised to find reviews from my first one, so surprise me again. Assalaamu 'Alaikam!
-Yusef "The B.A.T." Pittman
