Jessie: is it on? *Stares at camera for a few seconds* OK it is!
Camera Guy: can you just start…
Jessie: yes yes… Sorry… well I'm here on MMOSMch.6 ((named for Dib)) with Dib and we will interview him! Hoping he will answer me…So how do you feel Dib?
Dib: I feel… OK… just that…I'm not sure I like the idea of being on TV in front of everyone… *blushes *
Jessie: * looks at him* OK…that's odd… but you have anything to say before we start?
Dib: yes I do… can I say it?
Jessie: is it appropriate?
Dib: Not really… hehehe it's for the adults only…
Jessie: yes yes I understand…go ahead
Dib: All parents please escort all your children from the TVs! Thank you! ZIM FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID DISGUISE! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW CRAPPY IT IS! AND YOUR ROBOT! IS THAT THING FUCKED UP? GOD DAMNIT! HE IS SO STUPID!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT!!OK… I'm finished Jess…
Jessie: ooooooookkkkkkkk! That was scary! *Looks around and actually sees an audience * WOW! AN AUDIENCE!
Gir: HEY IM NOT FUCKED UP! IM JUST HYPER THEN…
Jessie: well… Any way… So what are some new ways you are coming up with to stop Zim's rain of terror?
Dib: well… MANY WAYS! But this is my main one * shows a diagram of a chip and how to make it* it's a non-violence chip! If he tries to hurt someone he will hurt himself! I saw it in a dream… it was creepy
Jessie: That was creepy! Now for a commercial break..
Some Girl: THESE BEATS WILL ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF YA'!
Ads Guy: Its SHIT FIT TUNES!
Some boy: Like this one!
Singer: I FART IN A BUCKET! OH YA! AND I ALSO POO!
Singer (dummy bears): SING A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG! * Repeats*
Ads guy: Buy them now for five thousand dollars and twenty for Shippin' and Handlin'!
Burger king dude: WE have CHANGED our LAYOUT to MCMEATIES! YAY * repeats*
Jessie: WELCOME BACK… I know... those were the weirdest commercials… DO you have any files on Zim?
Dib: yes! But sadly not with me! I'm sorry all you paranormal fans out there!
Jessie: any questions for Dib in the audience? * Ten people raise their hands*
Jessie: Yes?
Lady: Hey Dib… I have a question… I was looking out side and I saw the aurora borealis and I'm not supposed to see it and the colors were spinning…Is it a UFO or a rare sighting…
Dib: UFO…
Lady: thnx!
Jessie: next person
* Jhonen comes flying through the ceiling* Jhonen: AHHHHHHHHH * sitting in seat* Hi every one!
Jessie: Jhonen! WHAT A SURPRISE! Right during my show! Have a question for Dib?
*Jhonen says nothing* Jessie: OK! So Next question…
Man: ummm can you fix Cars.
Dib: no.
Jessie: that's strange. WELL! NEXT QUESTION
Lady: ummm I saw this dude who looked like Zim and stuff and she acted a lot like him… is she an alien?
Dib: send me pic of it Ok?
Lady: Ok… thnx my e-mail address is Mary lamb8786
Dib: all right! I will thnx!
Jessie: next question…
Guy: Hi Dib is it hard being a paranormal investigator?
Dib: yes and no. * gets up but Cant* WHAT DID YOU PUT ON THIS SEAT?!
Jessie: Glue! Hehehe
Dib: OH NO! AHHHHHHHHH SHIT! How am I supposed to get home?
Jessie: ummm well we did it so you wouldn't leave!
Dib: Just great…* Hits head on lap*
Jessie: So well… um… uhhhh I FORGET SO SEEYA GUYS UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!* One of Camera Lights falls on top of her* OWWWWWWWW
*camera Fades out*
Camera Guy: can you just start…
Jessie: yes yes… Sorry… well I'm here on MMOSMch.6 ((named for Dib)) with Dib and we will interview him! Hoping he will answer me…So how do you feel Dib?
Dib: I feel… OK… just that…I'm not sure I like the idea of being on TV in front of everyone… *blushes *
Jessie: * looks at him* OK…that's odd… but you have anything to say before we start?
Dib: yes I do… can I say it?
Jessie: is it appropriate?
Dib: Not really… hehehe it's for the adults only…
Jessie: yes yes I understand…go ahead
Dib: All parents please escort all your children from the TVs! Thank you! ZIM FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID DISGUISE! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW CRAPPY IT IS! AND YOUR ROBOT! IS THAT THING FUCKED UP? GOD DAMNIT! HE IS SO STUPID!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT!!OK… I'm finished Jess…
Jessie: ooooooookkkkkkkk! That was scary! *Looks around and actually sees an audience * WOW! AN AUDIENCE!
Gir: HEY IM NOT FUCKED UP! IM JUST HYPER THEN…
Jessie: well… Any way… So what are some new ways you are coming up with to stop Zim's rain of terror?
Dib: well… MANY WAYS! But this is my main one * shows a diagram of a chip and how to make it* it's a non-violence chip! If he tries to hurt someone he will hurt himself! I saw it in a dream… it was creepy
Jessie: That was creepy! Now for a commercial break..
Some Girl: THESE BEATS WILL ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF YA'!
Ads Guy: Its SHIT FIT TUNES!
Some boy: Like this one!
Singer: I FART IN A BUCKET! OH YA! AND I ALSO POO!
Singer (dummy bears): SING A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG! * Repeats*
Ads guy: Buy them now for five thousand dollars and twenty for Shippin' and Handlin'!
Burger king dude: WE have CHANGED our LAYOUT to MCMEATIES! YAY * repeats*
Jessie: WELCOME BACK… I know... those were the weirdest commercials… DO you have any files on Zim?
Dib: yes! But sadly not with me! I'm sorry all you paranormal fans out there!
Jessie: any questions for Dib in the audience? * Ten people raise their hands*
Jessie: Yes?
Lady: Hey Dib… I have a question… I was looking out side and I saw the aurora borealis and I'm not supposed to see it and the colors were spinning…Is it a UFO or a rare sighting…
Dib: UFO…
Lady: thnx!
Jessie: next person
* Jhonen comes flying through the ceiling* Jhonen: AHHHHHHHHH * sitting in seat* Hi every one!
Jessie: Jhonen! WHAT A SURPRISE! Right during my show! Have a question for Dib?
*Jhonen says nothing* Jessie: OK! So Next question…
Man: ummm can you fix Cars.
Dib: no.
Jessie: that's strange. WELL! NEXT QUESTION
Lady: ummm I saw this dude who looked like Zim and stuff and she acted a lot like him… is she an alien?
Dib: send me pic of it Ok?
Lady: Ok… thnx my e-mail address is Mary lamb8786
Dib: all right! I will thnx!
Jessie: next question…
Guy: Hi Dib is it hard being a paranormal investigator?
Dib: yes and no. * gets up but Cant* WHAT DID YOU PUT ON THIS SEAT?!
Jessie: Glue! Hehehe
Dib: OH NO! AHHHHHHHHH SHIT! How am I supposed to get home?
Jessie: ummm well we did it so you wouldn't leave!
Dib: Just great…* Hits head on lap*
Jessie: So well… um… uhhhh I FORGET SO SEEYA GUYS UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!* One of Camera Lights falls on top of her* OWWWWWWWW
*camera Fades out*
