by Megan Auffart
Behold: This poem pretty much describes my bible study class from way back in 3rd grade...and that's the only reason I posted this in the bible section. Cool, huh? Review Review Review, please!
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Around the sainted virgin Mary who heals our mortal pain and --
Young man! What are you doing? Well, stop it! I see you, too, Todd!
Put that frog away! Not on the floor! And after, wash your hands!
Where was I? --and lifts us for Jesus Christ our savior -- STEVEN! Get down
from that stool! Yes, of course I know there's a bee in here!
Down! Now --who died and rose, so Christian children must believe in--
Todd! Give me that squirt gun! --God and never be placed in fear.
For God, our father who art in Heaven loves us as--Marianne, child! Stop!
The bee is one of God's special creatures and...oh no, not again!
Steven! This is your last warning! Get down off of the table top!
Now sit! --His only children. Pray for us, Jesus and saints. Amen.
