DISCLAIMER: I do not own The Sound of Music. Well, not unless you count the video. And I don't own all the publishing companies for LotR either. Just a copy of the book…

Author's Notes: O_O Okay okay so I had a little too much sugar today. So kill me.

MY FAVORITE THINGS (Lord of the Rings Style…)

To be sung to the tune of "My favorite things" from Rogers and Hammerstein's 'The Sound of Music'

Three rings for Elven-kings under the sky,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed someday to die,

Seven for Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

One for Dark Lord Sauron on his dark throne

Aragorn slash Legolas slash Boromir too,

Frodo slash Sam; Pippin slash Merry, it's true!

That leaves Gandalf and Gimli- Oh my, what a pair

Someday they'll have tales of this night they can share!

The Precious; The One Ring; And Isildur's Bane!

Strider and Aragorn and the Dunedain!

Saruman the many colored to no colors what a shame

Gollum/Smeagol/Slinker/Stinker isn't fun when he's tame!

When the dark lord

Gets resurrected,

When I'm feeling miserable,

I simply just put on my favorite ring,

And then I don't feel------------------------ so visible!