By: Keara Jordan
Author's note - Here is another wild, crazy board meeting! Though it's of my character's in my stories, along with the Harry Potter characters. I suggest you read all of my Harry Potter stories before this but if you don't it's ok two! ^-^ Hope you all like this! Oh, and this is a major dis to everyone in the story.
Characters:
KJ - ME, Keara Jordan
DR - Daniel Riley (read Marauders Legacy)
HW - Howler/Daniel's girlfriend (read Marauder's Legacy)
LA - Luna (Read Marauders Legacy)
SH - Screech (Read Marauders Legacy)
SA - Strider/Aragorn (Read Lord of the Rings/He's just like Sirius)
JP - Jay Potter (Reviewer/Friend of mine)
SB - Sirius Black (read Harry Potter book three)
AC - Aaron Carter (a Pop singer from America)
NC - Nick Carter (A Pop singer in the Back Street Boys from America/Aaron's big-bro)
RW - Ron Weasley (read Harry Potter books 1-4 and most of my stories)
HP - Harry Potter (If you don't know who he is you are clearly and air head!)
OW- Oliver Wood (Read Harry Potter books 1-4/odd isn't it how his initials are ow/He's so dreamy in the movie! ^-^)
DM - Draco Malfoy (Read Harry Potter books 1-4/he's so cute in the movie! ^-^)
TV - Tom/Voldemort (If you don't know him...well)
TJB - Tyler James Black (Keara/Sirius's
son/Order of the Phoenix)
KJ - Hello, characters of my stories! As you all know we have gathered here to talk about a new story. Though I have no clue why! I think I have good enough stories all ready.
DR - Well I don't! I think I should be in all of your stories.
KJ - Shut up Daniel! You have all ready ruined my Written in Hope's Blood story because you found you way into my mind! Will you please try not to ruin my board meeting!
JP - Why do they call it a board meeting? It's not a meeting about boards.
DR - Totally girl! Hey maybe they call it that because people get board there!
KJ - Don't you have a date or something right now?
HW - Oh he does! But we decided that we would like to get into your head again first!
KJ - Again? What do you mean again?
HW - Remember that day when you were thinking about that guy you liked?
KJ - Yeah....so.
HW - Oh I was in there!
KJ - WHAT! YOU LITTLE......! I should break you two up!
JP - Impossible!
DR - Totally!
*Door creaks open Aaron Carter and Nick Carter walk inside*
AC - That's it Nick! I'm never trusting you behind the wheel for my new car again! We'll miss the YPSMCWAYDCTIYWUAJC, again!
NC - Sorry bro. I was just day dreaming again.
AC - Oh god! *caught sight of Keara* Do I know you?
NC - I don't but I'll try to get to know you.
AC - *is thinking really hard* I remember now! You were at my concert over the summer! Oh, and you're that author girl that I like! The one who writes those Harry Potter stories that I like! Cool pleasure meeting you. *bows, takes Keara's hand and kisses it. He and Nick sit down on either side of her."
NC - Would you mind if we hung out for a bit?
KJ - *blushing bright red* Er...sure guys.
SB - *Sirius burst through the doors* YOU TWO KEEP AWAY FROM HER! KEARA'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
AC - *Jumps to his feet* Dude your way to old for her! She's my age so there! *Sticks his tongue out at Sirius*
SB - That's it Carter! Come on the both of you bring it on we'll fight for her! *Aaron and Nick jump to their feet and start walking towards Sirius. They three of them start fist fighting*
DR - Oh, yeah a fight!
JP - Come on Sirius tear 'em apart!
HW - Woah, Sirius kick! RIGHT PUNCH, Left kick! Right kick, left punch! Go for the weak spots!
KJ - Oh, my God! Three boys are fighting over me! *Squeals with delight!* GO YOU GUYS GO! But try not to hurt each other that bad.
DR -Hey Keara.
KJ - Yeah.
DR - In that story, the Hope's Blood one, I think Hope should be thirteen.
KJ - Why?
DR - Well, I'm thirteen and....
HW - *Slaps him* Hey, HELLO! I'm your girlfriend!
DR - Yeah, in the real world! But not in the fan fiction world.
HW -You impossible little-
KJ - Daniel, you had sugar today didn't you?
DR - *nodds*
KJ - JAY POTTER! I told you to watch him! He can't have ANY sugar!
JP - He didn't! Wait is there sugar in a sugar cake?
HW - *laughs* Daniel is fun when he has sugar.
DR - Anyone wanna see my broomstick?
Everyone - NO!
KJ - Oh, you guys we should have a meeting about Quidditch next time! It would much more fun! ^-^ I haven't talked about Quidditch in ages. *Gets a dreamy look over her face.* Anyone wanna play Quidditch?
AC, NC, HP, RW, OW, SB, and DM - I DO!
KJ - *Squeals with delight!*
SB - HARRY, RON, DRACO, OLIVER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
DM - Trying to get Keara to play Quidditch with me.
HP - Oh just looking for my Mum and Dad.
RW - I was looking for a girlfriend. *Jay starts to walk over to him* And I think I just found one. *Jay and Ron start to kiss*
DR - Hey, Howler! *Howler gets the idea and they start kissing*
OW - I need a date for tonight so I figured Keara.
TV - Well, Keara and I have a date tonight.
KJ - WE WHAT?
TV - We have a date tonight.
TJB - Mommy? You're dating him. I thought you only dated Daddy.
KJ - I DO NOT HAVE A DATE WITH VOLDEMORT!
TV - Yes you do! I wrote it in on my Evil Guys Of The World Calendar. It was for January 19. I was supposed to kidnap you and then I kill you. That was our date.
KJ - AND WHO EVER SAID I'D AGREE TO THAT?
TV - *Points to Harry* Potter told me you'd be glad to.
KJ - HARRY POTTER! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
HP - *Burst into tears* I want my mum!
TV - *Laughs evil person laugh* HA HA HA HA! I killed you parents Potter. The only way for you to see them is to die! HA HA HA HA HA.
SB - *Sirius, Aaron, and Nick stop fighting.* I think Old Voldie has gone officially nuts.
AC - Totally!
NC - Wicked! *Sirius turns around and knocks Nick out cold. Now it's only him and Aaron.*
HP - Fine then! I want my mum! *Harry takes out his wand and points it at his chest.* AVADA KADAVERA! *A blinding flash of green light and then Harry's body falls to the ground dead. His spirt, in the whole Angel get up, starts to fly away, singing.* OH I GET TO SEE MY PARENTS! I GET TO SEE MY PARENTS!
KJ - HARRY NOOOOOOOO! I need you get back here! HARRY!
RW - So, anyone wanna have a party?
AC and SB - *Stop fighting* Yeah sure. Good match. *Shake each other's hands*
HW - YEAH PARTY!
JP - Sure what the heck!
DR - YEAH POTTER'S DEAD LET'S PARTY!
DM - AWWWWW! I wanted to kill him! :(
OW - I'll go get the cake! *Runs out for cake.*
TJB - FINALLY HE'S DEAD!
TV - *Starts to cry.* NOOOOOOOOO! HARRY! I never wanted you to die! I'm so sorry, come back to me my love! COME BACKKKKKKK! NO! *Voldemort runs out of the room crying and screaming.* I want my Harry back!
KJ - Hey, you guys Harry's dead! Don't you care?
Everyone - NO!
KJ - *Sighs.* I'm surrounded.
AC - Yes you are! Can Nick and I please be in a story?
KJ - Sure, what the heck. I really have got to find someway of getting you all out of my mind!
LA - Hello! And how are you today?
SH - Yeah what's up?
KJ - Please just kill me!
JP - Ok. *pulls out wand.*
SA - Touch her with a curse and die. *Jumps in front of Keara and pulls out sword.*
JP - *Backs up.* Ok, ok, won't.
KJ - STRIDER! YOU SAVED MY LIFE! *Wraps her arms around Strider.*
SA - Come let's go! *A white horse appears. Strider lifts Keara up and places her on the horse. He jumps on behind her and the two gallop off into the sun set. Everyone gets quiet.*
DR - What now she's gone? We can't annoy her any more.
HW - Let's go find another author. I heard JK Rowling is free today. *Everyone nods and disappears. Then they all go around driving author after author insane. And send every author they met strait to St. Mungos. As for Keara and Strider, they lived happily ever after. Fighting side by side, in Middle Earth.*
*THE END*
