Jerry Springer

Jerry walks on stage smiling and waving and the theme song starts up.

Jerry: Welcome to the show everyone. Today our topic is this orgy just isn't working for me anymore I need something a little less. Our first guest today says that the orgy she has been involved in was great until about two months ago. Let's welcome Kotori.

Kotori: hello Jerry.

Jerry: Hello why don't u tell everyone a little bti about what has been going on and why the orgy isn't working.

Kotori: Well I got into the whole orgy thing about three years ago with my brother Fuuma and it was great. But about two months ago I realized that it wasn't what I was looking for in a relationship so im here to tell my three partners I am not going Orgy anymore.

Jerry: Ok well lets welcome Kotori"s group of lovers Kamui, Kanoe, and Sorata.

All three of them walk on stage and sit next to Kotori.

Jerry: OK Kotori u want to tell them something so take it away.

Kotori: Ok well u guys know for the past three years that everyone in this relationship has ahd a lot of good times and bad and I came here to tell everyone that in the past two months I don't feel the connection I was feeling before and I want out of the orgy deal.

Kamui: Why Kotori?

Kotori: Well because I have found other intrests and things and I don't want this life style anymore.

Kanoe: Well its about damn time someone said something because u know what I didn't feel the love from Kotori either there is more hate than love we must always feel the love.( In her jamacian accent)

Kanoe is smoking weed and eating cake with weed baked into it. Kamui looks at the weed and looks at Kanoe and He takes a hit off the joint. Fuuma is already high as a kite on acid so he is swimming in the air and screaming " I am flying!!! I am air Fuuma!!!!!!"

Kotori: Oh yes and by the way I am a lesbian.

Kamui Kanoe and Fuuma together: Kool!!!!!

Jerry : ok well your lesbian lover is here too and lets bring out Mima

Mima walks on stage looking emotionally shattered and then she strikes up a joint on stage.

Mima: Hey Jerry!!!!!! How are u Man!!!!!!!

Jerry : Hye that's all the time we have for the show but I was wondering can I get some of that it looks like I will have fun smoking it out of this.

Jerry pulls out a bong and starts to pack it with weed and strikes it up.

Jerry: Well Mima and Kotori lets go back to the hotel room we have some unfinished business.

Jerry puts his arms around Mima and Kotori and starts to sing Jesus Loves me.

Jerry: Oh wait we have to do the final thought or it wont be a show our final thought for today is always smoke up before 4:20 so u can get the munchies!!!!!!!!!!!Yeah!!!!!!

Theme song to because I got high starts and Jerry walks offstage arm and arm with the two Lesbian lovers.