A/N- I am Washuu! :-p And you're not!
Kenderism!!!
Kenderism is never having to say you're sorry...unless they catch you!
Kenderism is carefree. The gum kind. Found in pouches everywhere!
Kenderism is a driving force of curiosity.
Kenderism is speed. The kind obtained from having to run every five seconds.
Kenderism is the act of being a kender. It's illegal in most parts of Krynn.
Kenderism is jolly. Need I say more?
Kenderism is innocence. Or at least that's what they WANT you to think...
Kenderism is topknotting. Never leave home without one. Or never let anyone hang you up by one or cut it off or all the ways on 'How to Torture Kender by the Topknot' published in KenderHatersMonthly Magazine Office.
Kenderism is purity. Right...yeah right...
Kenderism is magical. Especially if you happen to let a kender loose in the Tower of High Sorcery. The mages didn't even know what hit them, poor charred people.
Kenderism is childish. But you never know what lurks beneath those large, innocent eyes...
Kenderism is...beginning to hate the word 'kenderism' because you have to type it every two seconds? INDEED!
Kenderism is life.
Kenderism is love.
Kenderism is the pursuit of happiness. How true. Wait, why am I holding the U.S.
Constitution?
Kenderism is the attribute of kenderlike qualities. You can get killed in Qualinesti for that. It's the ONLY elven death penalty.
Kenderism is...kenderism. All these things and more. And if you want to know more about kender, subscribe to KenderHatersMonthly Magazine Office.
Wait.... the kender got loose in that office after going to the Tower of High Sorcery...office would now be an understatement...
I meant, donate good steel to the Rubble of the KenderHatersMonthly Magazine Pile of
Rubble Office Building! AGnomeCorporation.
AndnowIcangetbacktotalkinglikenormal.Thankyouforyourtimeandthankmeforminetoo
becauseIhaveaninventiontoworkonandIamturningitonnowandIthinkitmaybe
malfunctioningohdearmegoodbye
BOOM!!!
