The Princess Diaries: Digimon Style



1 Chapter 6: "You Can Call Me Joe"



Clarisse and Sora walked outside and down the steps.

"I'm going to be 16 this year, and my mom traded two paintings to get me a 1966 Mustang. You do know what a mustang is?" Sora asked Clarisse.

"I raise Mustangs! That is NOT a sensible car for a princess."

"See, it isn't a sensible car for anyone, it doesn't run."

The Queen hesitated then replied, "Well, I guess I could contribute something to this vehicle of yours."

Sora stopped when she saw the two black stretch limos waiting for them.

"Wow. Do you raise limos too?"

Clarisse laughed. "No, one is yours. There's someone I'd like you to meet. Sora, this is Joseph, he'll be your driver."

Mr. Robitussen was outside again. "The European woman didn't stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air."

Sora stepped into the limo, overcome with sudden happiness.

Sora found all sorts of intriguing buttons to press in the back of the limousine.

"Ooh."

She pressed a big red one and large wall came up between her and Joseph.

She continued pressing it until Joseph pointed out, "Princess, no matter how many times you push it, it will still go up and down."

"Oh."

"Hey Joseph?"

"Yes Princess?"

"Can we 86 the flags?"

Joseph shook his head no. "No, the flags allow me to park anywhere. We keep the flags."

"Oh. Sorry Joseph."

"You can call me...Joe."

Sora smiled. "Joe-y?"

Joe smiled and laughed heartily behind his black sunglasses.

"No. Joe."

They arrived at Kari's house a few minutes later.

She stood there, holding her cat backpack in her hands. She was grinning and giggling like an idiot.

"Did I miss something? Are we going to a wedding?"

Sora grinned. "No, school, this is the surprise ride."

She knocked on the side of the car.

"You want a ride?" she asked slowly and slyly to Kari.

Kari grinned and squeezed her backpack. "Yeah, totally!"

Joe came around to where the girls were squealing excitedly.

He placed his hand on the door to open it for them, but Sora shook it away.

"Hey I got it."

Joe, beneath his dark glasses, replied, "As you wish Miss."

As soon as he rounded the corner of the car, Kari and Sora broke out giggling and squealing like crazy.

Once in the car, Kari pushed all the buttons, as Sora had done only 5 minutes earlier.

"Is your mother dating an undertaker?" Kari asked.

Sora shook her head. "No, um, this long-lost grandmother showed up, and she wants me to use it."

"And?" Kari questioned.

"And. I dunno, I guess she just wants me to like her."

From the front seat, Joe smiled smugly.

Soon, they arrived at Grove High School.

"Joe? Can you stop the car here? I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse."

Joe smiled once more. "This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse, there would be silence in the back seat."

The girls exploded into laughter as they got out of the car.

Kari and Sora walked into the school's courtyard.





How you like? Sorry, I had too much homework to finish this! Phew- it's done!

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