Cim: Forgot Disclaimer last chapter. Must I go through with it? You know the basic drill. If I actually owned the show, why would I be writing fanfiction?
P.S. Much thanks to Shiinmegami for helping me write this.
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"Here chibi, chibi, chibi, chibi..." Duo called as he looked for chibi Quatre. He heard a quiet sniffling in the next room. He quietly rounded the corner, only to find Heero, with his gun pointed at chibi Quatre!
"Omae o Korosu. I'll teach you to sneak up on me like that."
"Heero!How dare you!" said Duo as he rushed to the chibi's aid, a word here that means ' went and stood in front of the chibi to protect it, even though it meant the possiblility of getting shot'.
"You should never shoot a chibi! Bad boy!" scorned Duo. Heero simply dropped the gun to his side with a "Hn." and left the room.
Duo shook his head.
"Somebody had a liiiiittle too much zero today." He turned around and looked at chibi Quatre.
"are you ok?" he asked. The blonde chibi nodded, and hugged Duo's leg. Duo sweatdropped.
"um, yea... you can get off now..." Chibi Quatre smiled sweetly at him. Duo backed away a little bit.
"Oookay this is getting just plain scary now." He headed back to the kitchen with the chibi to follow him.
Trowa, meanwhile, had left chibi Wufei alone in the kitchen so he could go to the restroom. This turned out to be a bad idea.
Chibi Wu had not even had coffee for breakfast, and by now he was very hungry. He searched the cabinets he could reach until he found a giant jar of peanut butter. Unfortunatly, the jar would not open no matter how the chibi tried. Finally, Wufei brought out his chibi kanta and started slashing at the jar. It was no use. The chibi looked for something -anything- that would help him open the jar. Suddenly, he spotted Heero's extra gun on the counter.
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Trowa was halfway down the hall when he heard the noise. He quickly dashed back to the kitchen to see Chibi Wu sitting in a pile of peanut butter, with a gun by his side. He was eating what was left in the jar happily.
Trowa's eyes widened as he saw a heap of glass off to the side. He picked up chibi Wufei and carried him to the next room, the chibi screaming as loud as he could. Trowa went back to the kitchen, found a cookie, and gave it to the chibi to keep him quiet as he cleaned up the mess. He sighed as he picked up the gun and hid it in a drawer for Heero to collect later. He got a mop and broom, and set to work cleaning up.
Just about then Duo raced in, gun drawn, chibi following behind him, only to find Trowa desperatly attempting to clean up the huge mass of peanut butter that covered the kitchen. When I say 'attempting', I mean that Trowa was slipping all in the peanut butter, trying to stand up more than clean.
"Did Wu do this?'' asked Duo incredualistically ((what a fun word!)).
Trowa moaned.
"What do you think?" He sighed. Duo grinned.
"Well, where's the other chibi? We should keep them seperated..." he said, gesturing to chibi Quatre, who had just peeked into the room.
"He's sitting on his posterier ((another fun word! ^^)) in another room." He growled, keeping his balance by leaning against the counter.
"SQWEE!" chibi Quatre sqweeked as he slid in the peanut butter, clear through to the next room.
"You watch Quat, and I'll go check on Wufei." said Duo, heading in the direction that Trowa had indicated. As Duo opened the door, Chibi Wu raced out from under him and down the hall. Wufei had thrown up all over the carpet. Too much peanut butter, like having eaten too much salad or too much window cleaner, obviously was a bad idea.
Duo turned and ran after chibi Wu quickly, pretending not to have seen the mess.
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Heero rounded yet another corner, into yet another empty room.
"H..." he started, but was cut off by a coughing fit. That wasn't right. The perfect soldier was not supposed to get sick. Heero hurried into the bathroom, not wanting to let any of his teamates to know he was sick. He looked through the cabinets, trying to find the cough syrup. He found the cough syrup, right where Quatre had left it. ((Like he knew.)) He drank a bit, and put it back exactly where he had found it, so there be no suspicion. He reached for his gun. It seemed oddly larger and heavier than it did when he came in.
"Must be the drowsy kind." He squeaked.
Not even bothering to glance at himself in the mirror, Heero resumed his quest. He turned down the hall, heading into a different room he had never seen before. It was the kind a Giant would use, if there was such a thing as a Giant.
He walked into the room slowly. He looked around.
"Whews the giant?" he pondered out loud. He looked at his hand and realized he was holding a gun.
"Guns awe bad." he said, dropping it to the floor.
"And big... and heavy..." he said, looking at it.
His short attention span taking control, Chibi Heero looked around him.
"I'm hungwy...." he annouced to no one in particular. Stomping out of the room to find a sugary snack, Chibi Heero ran smack into Chibi Wufei.
Chibi Wu glared at him.
"Wach whew yoo goin." He said to Chibi Heero. Chibi Heero, although shrunken, was still able to perform the trademarked Heero Yuy Death Glare. Chibi Wufei turned around and ran away, as if on cue. Chibi Heero chased him in hot pursuit. Each of them slid in the peanut butter as they entered the kitchen. Trowa, who was still cleaning, just watched them glide by absent-mindedly, before realizing what he was seeing. He sighed, and went after them.
"Hwey! Wait fwor me!" Cried chibi Quatre, who had been building a castle from peanut butter. Right now, he scrambled after Trowa and the other chibis.
P.S. Much thanks to Shiinmegami for helping me write this.
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"Here chibi, chibi, chibi, chibi..." Duo called as he looked for chibi Quatre. He heard a quiet sniffling in the next room. He quietly rounded the corner, only to find Heero, with his gun pointed at chibi Quatre!
"Omae o Korosu. I'll teach you to sneak up on me like that."
"Heero!How dare you!" said Duo as he rushed to the chibi's aid, a word here that means ' went and stood in front of the chibi to protect it, even though it meant the possiblility of getting shot'.
"You should never shoot a chibi! Bad boy!" scorned Duo. Heero simply dropped the gun to his side with a "Hn." and left the room.
Duo shook his head.
"Somebody had a liiiiittle too much zero today." He turned around and looked at chibi Quatre.
"are you ok?" he asked. The blonde chibi nodded, and hugged Duo's leg. Duo sweatdropped.
"um, yea... you can get off now..." Chibi Quatre smiled sweetly at him. Duo backed away a little bit.
"Oookay this is getting just plain scary now." He headed back to the kitchen with the chibi to follow him.
Trowa, meanwhile, had left chibi Wufei alone in the kitchen so he could go to the restroom. This turned out to be a bad idea.
Chibi Wu had not even had coffee for breakfast, and by now he was very hungry. He searched the cabinets he could reach until he found a giant jar of peanut butter. Unfortunatly, the jar would not open no matter how the chibi tried. Finally, Wufei brought out his chibi kanta and started slashing at the jar. It was no use. The chibi looked for something -anything- that would help him open the jar. Suddenly, he spotted Heero's extra gun on the counter.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*BANG*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Trowa was halfway down the hall when he heard the noise. He quickly dashed back to the kitchen to see Chibi Wu sitting in a pile of peanut butter, with a gun by his side. He was eating what was left in the jar happily.
Trowa's eyes widened as he saw a heap of glass off to the side. He picked up chibi Wufei and carried him to the next room, the chibi screaming as loud as he could. Trowa went back to the kitchen, found a cookie, and gave it to the chibi to keep him quiet as he cleaned up the mess. He sighed as he picked up the gun and hid it in a drawer for Heero to collect later. He got a mop and broom, and set to work cleaning up.
Just about then Duo raced in, gun drawn, chibi following behind him, only to find Trowa desperatly attempting to clean up the huge mass of peanut butter that covered the kitchen. When I say 'attempting', I mean that Trowa was slipping all in the peanut butter, trying to stand up more than clean.
"Did Wu do this?'' asked Duo incredualistically ((what a fun word!)).
Trowa moaned.
"What do you think?" He sighed. Duo grinned.
"Well, where's the other chibi? We should keep them seperated..." he said, gesturing to chibi Quatre, who had just peeked into the room.
"He's sitting on his posterier ((another fun word! ^^)) in another room." He growled, keeping his balance by leaning against the counter.
"SQWEE!" chibi Quatre sqweeked as he slid in the peanut butter, clear through to the next room.
"You watch Quat, and I'll go check on Wufei." said Duo, heading in the direction that Trowa had indicated. As Duo opened the door, Chibi Wu raced out from under him and down the hall. Wufei had thrown up all over the carpet. Too much peanut butter, like having eaten too much salad or too much window cleaner, obviously was a bad idea.
Duo turned and ran after chibi Wu quickly, pretending not to have seen the mess.
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Heero rounded yet another corner, into yet another empty room.
"H..." he started, but was cut off by a coughing fit. That wasn't right. The perfect soldier was not supposed to get sick. Heero hurried into the bathroom, not wanting to let any of his teamates to know he was sick. He looked through the cabinets, trying to find the cough syrup. He found the cough syrup, right where Quatre had left it. ((Like he knew.)) He drank a bit, and put it back exactly where he had found it, so there be no suspicion. He reached for his gun. It seemed oddly larger and heavier than it did when he came in.
"Must be the drowsy kind." He squeaked.
Not even bothering to glance at himself in the mirror, Heero resumed his quest. He turned down the hall, heading into a different room he had never seen before. It was the kind a Giant would use, if there was such a thing as a Giant.
He walked into the room slowly. He looked around.
"Whews the giant?" he pondered out loud. He looked at his hand and realized he was holding a gun.
"Guns awe bad." he said, dropping it to the floor.
"And big... and heavy..." he said, looking at it.
His short attention span taking control, Chibi Heero looked around him.
"I'm hungwy...." he annouced to no one in particular. Stomping out of the room to find a sugary snack, Chibi Heero ran smack into Chibi Wufei.
Chibi Wu glared at him.
"Wach whew yoo goin." He said to Chibi Heero. Chibi Heero, although shrunken, was still able to perform the trademarked Heero Yuy Death Glare. Chibi Wufei turned around and ran away, as if on cue. Chibi Heero chased him in hot pursuit. Each of them slid in the peanut butter as they entered the kitchen. Trowa, who was still cleaning, just watched them glide by absent-mindedly, before realizing what he was seeing. He sighed, and went after them.
"Hwey! Wait fwor me!" Cried chibi Quatre, who had been building a castle from peanut butter. Right now, he scrambled after Trowa and the other chibis.
