Sleeping Beauty [crossover from Weiß Kreuz, Gensou Maden Saiyuuki and Gundam Wing]
Disclaimer: I don't own the three of them! Just borrowing them for fun purpose, so don't sue me!! Oh yeah, Warning: shonen-ai -- Ran/Ken; Schu/Brad (these ones are the DEFINITE ones, the others might be paired up with one another as the story goes on. Don't tell me I didn't warn you!) ^_^
Sleeping Beauty~ A Freaky Tale Of Braddie Castle
Part 1: The Born of The Princess Ran (or the doom of Brad's pride)
Kisaragi Yuu
Narrator: Long, long time ago in the far land in Tokyo City, which in some purpose I forget where, there live a pair of king and queen in a very big castle called Braddie Castle.
Yohji: BRADDIE CASTLE??!!
Narrator: Oh shut up! This author just has no bright idea left, you know?!
Yohji: Alright, alright~! You don't have to be mad, mad can make you look 10 years older.
Narrator: Yada yada, whatever you say. So like I was saying, the queen and the king live happily in the Braddie Castle with the queen pregnant. One day, when the baby was born, the king throws a great feast.
King Crawford: I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
Narrator: Hey! That's not your line!
King Crawford: Heck with the line!! I don't want to be a king! I was suppose to kill people, not entertaining them in *this* way!!
Queen Schuldich: Brad? Did you just… whine?
King Crawford: Don't you even dare start, Schu.
Queen Schuldich: Ok, ok.
Narrator: Brad! Your line!!
King Crawford: Ok I'll do it, and don't you call me Brad, it's King Crawford for you, call me everything else and you are history. So, umm [looks to the script] eh, please all be merry because my beloved baby berry was born today... [disgusted]
Queen Schuldich: Braaaaaddleeey, isn't she a darling? [wiggles around the baby, making her scared]
King Crawford: Uh… yeah, but uhh I thought it is a 'he'?
Queen Schuldich: He is bisexual! For you he can be a he and for me he can be a she!
King Crawford: Ah, I see… [sweatdrops] What was his… I mean, her name again?
Queen Schuldich: Princess Ran, her nick is Abyssinian, may I say.
King Crawford: He's… I mean, she's a true darling when you mentioned it. [looks over the baby, the baby smiles cutely. Even Brad can't help himself from smiling back]
Queen Schuldich: Of course she is! She is the reason why I married you, honey cakes. [winks to Brad]
Everyone in the ball: Cheers for King, Queen and Princess Ran!!
Narrator: Then the 3 good fairies come in smokes.
Omi: [cough cough] What's this whole lot of smoky scene??! Yohji-kun!!
Yohji: Hey, it's cool! This outfit is cool too! Your pink ribbon fits you a lot, bishonen. [snickers]
Omi: Mou, Yohji-kun!!! I would expect the last one to see a fairy in tight leather pants and black tank top like you do know!
Nagi: Oh God why me…?
Farfarello: Because it hurts God.
Narrator: Farfie! You are not supposed to be in there! I said 3 fairies! Not 3 fairies with an eye-patched Irish man! Why are you in there anyway?!
Farfarello: Because it hurts God. (yeah he's repeating himself, mind you :P)
Narrator: C'mere! [wiggles a box of knives]
Farfarello: O.O! I'm coming!!!!!!! [runs to the backstage as fast as a wind]
[Yohji, Omi and Nagi sweatdrop.]
Narrator: There. Hey, your lines, guys!!
Omi: Huh? Oh yeah, umm, hellow my dear baby Ran-kun. I am going to give you a present of bright brain, may you can think of good deeds and not all money. You'll be the cleverest man… I mean woman… I mean… AHH!! Whatever you are, you'll be the cleverest among the others. There.
Yohji: My turn! Behold, going-to-be-an-icicle-man baby Ran! I am giving you the sexiness and beautifulness in all way, I mean by all way doesn't mean that you are going to be a man who's sexier than me because I am the sexiest man among all but you'll do ok. You'll get the sexy voice, sexy face, sexy hair and sexy body but all of that still can't compare with my sexiness as I am…
Nagi: Ok Ok Ok Ok, he understood. Now it's my present. For you I am going to…
Narrator: Then suddenly black smoke is seen and there appears a black wicked wizard who wears a priest costume.
Sanzou: Whoever the hell it is who gave me the role of 'black wicked wizard' is going to die soon… and painfully too, that's for sure.
Narrator: Sanzou!! Your line!!!!!
Sanzou: Fuck the line! Don't care and not going to say it!!
Narrator: Say the bloody line or I'll burn your priest custom out.
Sanzou: Temee! [1] I am the black wicked wizard named Sanzou! I am nice and good but you guys didn't invite me to this party, and I am hurt, now you will get what you deserve for not inviting me… the death of your baby in his 21 birthday by a sewing machine. Or shall we just kill him now? [takes out his gun]
Narrator: Ok, enough of your line! Get back to the backstage NOW!! [pulls out a wire that popped up somewhere and sprung Sanzou out of the stage]
Queen Schuldich: Oh what are we going to do?? You all know that the poor being is going to be a very beautiful being in her 20…
King Crawford: Oh? How beautiful is that, Schu? [glares to Schuldich]
Queen Schuldich: [gulps] Well of course not half of your beautifulness, pumpkin. grins
King Crawford: Hnn. [crosses his arm]
Queen Schuldich: I love it when you're mad [getting closer to Brad, and I mean, *really* close] [Brad gulps] Wanna hear that some more…
Nagi: Ahem! Anyway, because I haven't say my blessing yet to Princess Ran, I will say it now. Uhm…forgot it, what I must say…? [audience sweatdrop] [takes out his script]
[reading…] [few yawns from both the audiences and the casts are heard]
Nagi: ah! Okaaay, dear Princess Ran, I shall make you not die in your 20. Yes indeed you will touch the needle of the sewing machine, but you will not die, you will sleep. You will remain in a deep sleep until some prince who really loves you dearly come and kisses you on the lips. Then… [looks at his watch] Oh no!! I'm late for a date with Tot! [throws his fairy custom away and flies the script to Omi, runs away]
[Audience and all the casts sweatdrop]
Narrator: Gaaaah!! Omi! Say the fucking line!
Omi: [gasps] U-uh, hai! Umm, then... eh? What the hell are these words...?
[Yohji steps to Omi and pulls the script away from him. Then he turns it upside down and gives it back to Omi]
Omi: Eh... [blushes furiously] sankyuu Yohji-kun… So, then baby Ran-kun will wake up and marry the lucky prince with true love and then he'll make out with him starting with unzipping his pants and... [gasps more and blushes]
[Omi stops saying anything because Yohji puts a hand onto his mouth and eyes]
King Crawford: [glares at Yuu-chan] what is this?? Some kind of hentai script??
Yuu-chan: [shrugs] B-but I never wrote that… somebody must changed the script into something hentai…and that somebody only can be the last person in the stage until late night yesterday…which means… [look at Schuldich] [everybody look at Schuldich]
Queen Schuldich: Hahaha… my mind sure gets too much ne? [laughs nervously] [everyone sigh]
Omi: But why did Schuldich had to stay in the stage until late night yesterday?
[Schuldich and Brad shrug, Brad change his sit position uncomfortably]
Queen Schuldich: You wanna know kiddo? I... [Brad throws a deathglare at Schuldich who shrugs more and backs up] well, I was moping the stage, just all be nice and clean. [smiles innocently]
Omi: ...ah yeah... [smiles a fake smile and sweatdrops]
Narrator: I'm going to kill myself if you guys just don't finish this SOON! [growls]
Omi: h-hai! Ok that's all I have to say... may happiness and luck be with you
[puff of smoke comes again, you can hear Omi whines to Yohji about the whole smoky idea of his and coughs in the same time]
King Crawford: well... just let us all hope that Baby Ran will die in his 20... [notices the 'look' that the audience and Schuldich throw to him] umm... I mean, will not die in his 20th [shrugs]
TBC~
1 = Damn you!
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