Thanks for the comments, people^^ you're sooo kind *hugs and all* I still haven't the chance to put in the GW casts inside the drama. Actually I don't think I could... -_-; but anyway, I'll try.
Disclaimer: I don't own the three of them! Just borrowing them for fun purpose, so don't sue me!! Oh yeah, Warning: shonen-ai -- Ran/Ken; Schu/Brad (these ones are the DEFINITE ones, the others might be paired up with one another as the story goes on. Don't tell me I didn't warn you!) ^_^
Sleeping Beauty~ A Freaky Tale Of Braddie Castle
Part
2: The Death of Princess Ran (Brad: now why am I doing this again?)
Kisaragi Yuu
***In the back stage***
Duo: ...............no.
Yuu-chan: ...no? What do you mean by 'no'? What's wrong?
Duo: *glares at Yuu but not as half scary as the spandex brunette does* You wanna know what's wrong? HUH?! You _ask_ WHAT'S wrong?? Don't you have EYES?! My outfit is wrong, that's WHAT!!
Yuu-chan: oro...? ^^; but I think that outfit represents you a lot, Duokins...
Quatre: Actually I do feel the same... it's cute^^
Trowa and Heero: *silent*
Duo: I AM NOT A FREAKING FOX!!!! *grabs his 'tail' up and wiggles it around, stomping cutely with fox ear on his hair, tugged nicely*
Yuu-chan: Well, you act like one^^;;
Wufei: hah, surely.
Duo: *DEATH GLARE that would make even Heero proud*
Yuu-chan: oh and Wufei, I need you to wear this...
Wufei: ........... O.O
Duo: HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Now that FITS Wu-chan a lot!!
Quatre: Sou sou! ^^
Trowa and Heero: *silent* (again...)
Wufei: AN ONNA OUTFIT??!!! NO!!! This is injustice!! Pure disregarding of men's pride~!! NO WAY I'M GOING TO WEAR THAT OUTER PLANET ONNA DRESS!!!! All this things are just a violation of LAW! And moreover, I'm going to...
*Wuffie begins his speech about Law and Justice* *Few groans saying, 'ah... not this again...'*
***so the back stage was already as noisy as ever... -_-; now let's skip this part and just get on with the story***
Narrator: it's in the Braddie Kingdom *some moans from Yohji still saying, 'whatever the freaking narrator says, the name still sucks! You got dat? Sucks!!'*
Queen Schuldich: have you burnt all the sewing machine in the town, love?
King Crawford: oh I did, honey, I did /Heh heh heh, I actually prepared all the sewing machine and put it scattering everywhere in the town... Ran is going to die! HAHAHA!!!/
Queen Schuldich: Brad... -_-; *brushes his temple* I can read minds.
King Crawford: oh can you? That's good *already wondering in his own la-la land about killing Ran out*
Queen Schuldich: er, no, I don't think you quite get what I mean... I can read *your* mind, Braddiekins, hellow, your mind about killing our dear baby?
King Crawford: oh I see, I see, that's good *still not realize what's going on*
*the audiences sweatdrop*
Queen Schuldich: *sighs* guess I should do it on my own... *walks to the back stage and burn the sewing machines all by himself*
King Crawford: O_O!! Nooooooooo~ my sewing machines!!! Schuldich! How could you?!
Queen Schuldich: -_-;;
Narrator: then begins the fight between Crawfish and Schuggy bear. What could we say, the wives always get on top the husbands, so Schu wins. Anyway, after years passed away, and Ran is already 20, he has to face his fate that his family was killed violently, and he has to choose the path of an assassin. His job is to defeat the bad guys with his katana and protect the innocents as the white hunters, hunt the beast of the dark. He sinned himself...
Audience: O.O;
Yuu-chan: BAKA NARRATOR!! You misread it, you fool!! That's not the script!!
Narrator: ah... *flushes* err I mean, *ahem* Ran is now already 20 and will be celebrating his birthday today.
*Ran comes out with a dress, imagine those princess-like dresses with many, many ribbons on the sides and bumping long skirt. Each of his eartails even got a small pin of pink hearts and he also gets to wear this Cinderella-like pinky glass shoes. Not satisfied? Okay, the colour of the dress is a match between white and pink. But not to forget, a katana with a name 'tinkle' is also tugged on the side, with a pink ribbon on the handle*
Audience: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!! Aya-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
Ran: shi-ne.
Audience: O.o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuu-chan: anou Ran-kun, I don't think that's your line... ^^;
Ran: *glares* I. Hate. This.
Narrator: ..........what's wrong with this actor? No, don't tell me, you hired someone crazier than that psychopath Irishman?
Yuu-chan: ^_^; *sweet smile*
Narrator: *whispers to himself* I swear I'm going to kill this author as soon as this finishes...
Ran: I'm getting out of here. *walks outside*
Narrator: oh no you don't. Touch the needle, get on the sleeping pill, and we'll finish this without any blood scattering on the stage, okay? *twitches but manage to smile*
Ran: No.
Narrator: I don't give you any choice.
*suddenly there's thunders between Ran and the Narrator, the room temperature tenses*
Yuu-chan: AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Just get on with the story or ELSE!
Narrator and Ran: or else...?
Yuu-chan: I will cut both of you guys salary.
Narrator and Ran: O.O
Ran: fine, I'll do it. What must I do? *Yuu sighs*
Narrator: touch that sewing machine over there and just sleep.
Ran: *walks to the sewing machine and touch the needle*
*no respond*
*sweatdrop*
Narrator: you're suppose to fall asleep after touching that needle. *brushes his temple*
Ran: how could I? It doesn't hurt.
*more sweatdrop*
*a pan flies to Ran's head and a sound of 'THONG' is heard*
*Ran faints*
Narrator: now you're asleep. Okay, then the three fairies come back again.
*puff puff cough*
Omi: Yohji-kuuuuuuuuuun!!!! I told you I HATE the smoky scene!! *coughs*
Yohji: and I told you it's cool so you have no rights to whine, now shuddap bishonen and just get on with your line okay? I have a date soon, so I can't stay here for long.
Narrator: _thank_ you for making this fast...
Omi: *glares* *'kawaii...' from fangirls could be heard* okay okay, now lesse... umm... don't worry, this is what has been told for about 20 years ago.
Yohji: yeah sure, *sexy pose* so you don't even have to worry if Ran is dead since I could accompany you, ne girls? *winks* *gushes and 'kyaaaaa!!' could be heard*
Omi: Yohji-kun... -_-; that's not your line.
Yohji: hey what's the difference? On the script I'm supposed to lessen the girls worries
Omi: -_-;;;;;; I don't think it *means* that...
Narrator: if there's only a knife here... /suicidesuicidesuicide/
Nagi: like I told you, he'll sleep. He's not dead. Some prince will come and wake him up with his kiss. Now Omi will make you guys sleep too so you'll accompany him. That's all. Okay now I gotta go, I got another date with Tot. Ja. *walks away*
*sweatdrop*
Narrator: Arrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! No one in this ENTIRE drama is SANE!! Now, get the fucking hell out of there, you damned fairies!!!
*puff puff smoky scene* (Omi: I HATE THIS, YOHJI-KUN!!!!!!!)
Queen Schuldich: Oh NO!! My baby!! *hugs the fainted Ran VERY closely*
King Crawford: *takes out his gun* YOUR baby, huh, Schu? Get away from him. And I mean, NOW.
Queen Schuldich: ^^;; okay, but I still have to act, lover.
King Crawford: and you tell me, why your 'act' needs a... *slips his hands on Schu's pocket and takes it out* ...handcuff?
Queen Schuldich: ^^;;;; err, that huh...? Well~ because I need our play to be really dramatic!
King Crawford: or because you want to play S&M fully with bondage hentai thingy with our _DEAR BABY_ Ran just after the play. *smiles deadly*
Queen Schuldich: A ha ha ha hah... *laughs nervously* ^^;;
***The next scene is cut since it involves a quite serious level of murder and violation***
TBC~ ^^;
