Corpses and Nothing Else.
Disclaimer: Oh if I had a nickel for everytime I've wished I could say that I owned EVERYTHING, I would be richer than any these 'companies' who say they own the 'rights' to it's product, I would be so filthy rich, I'd buy it off them. HA, see how the tables have turned?
A/N: One hell of a bad day in Greater Faydark. R/R
I've got no clothes to cover my back
And all my loot was in my pack.
I've got no food, it'd like I've just begun
Somebody help! It's my corpse run!
I can't see a thing, I've got no light
It would be easier if we weren't killed on sight
I hate those orcs and the guards aren't much help
They stand like idiots while I scream and yelp
I've got no sword, how will I survive?
At least I won't have to take the dive.
I can't swim at all to those depths so low
Oh where is a GM when you need one so?
"Did anyone see my corpse?" I yell
It's too dark to find out where I fell
"Oh crap!" I shout, "Oh why! Why me?"
The numbers are counting down, "I'm going LD!"
I've got no clothes to cover my back
And all my loot was in my pack
I've got no food, it's like I've just begun
Somebody help! It's my corpse run!
I'm finally back on the road again
A kindly bard his services did lend
Just one more thing before revenge I take
To the bank for future safety's sake
I set a sword, some food and gold
In the bank for it to hold
For I've learned my lesson and learned it well
Never again will I go through that hell
I ran off, eager for orc blood
But I found instead my fave in the mud
I fell off the edge! How come Kelethin is so high?
Pain and suffering try to strike ME! I know I'm going to die.
I've got no clothes to cover my back
And all my loot was in my pack
I've got no food, it's like I've just begun
Somebody help! It's my corpse run!
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Dedicated to all those who have suffered at the hands of the orcs, the guards stupidity and Kelethin's invisible ramps
and for my ranger, Casdia.
Disclaimer: Oh if I had a nickel for everytime I've wished I could say that I owned EVERYTHING, I would be richer than any these 'companies' who say they own the 'rights' to it's product, I would be so filthy rich, I'd buy it off them. HA, see how the tables have turned?
A/N: One hell of a bad day in Greater Faydark. R/R
I've got no clothes to cover my back
And all my loot was in my pack.
I've got no food, it'd like I've just begun
Somebody help! It's my corpse run!
I can't see a thing, I've got no light
It would be easier if we weren't killed on sight
I hate those orcs and the guards aren't much help
They stand like idiots while I scream and yelp
I've got no sword, how will I survive?
At least I won't have to take the dive.
I can't swim at all to those depths so low
Oh where is a GM when you need one so?
"Did anyone see my corpse?" I yell
It's too dark to find out where I fell
"Oh crap!" I shout, "Oh why! Why me?"
The numbers are counting down, "I'm going LD!"
I've got no clothes to cover my back
And all my loot was in my pack
I've got no food, it's like I've just begun
Somebody help! It's my corpse run!
I'm finally back on the road again
A kindly bard his services did lend
Just one more thing before revenge I take
To the bank for future safety's sake
I set a sword, some food and gold
In the bank for it to hold
For I've learned my lesson and learned it well
Never again will I go through that hell
I ran off, eager for orc blood
But I found instead my fave in the mud
I fell off the edge! How come Kelethin is so high?
Pain and suffering try to strike ME! I know I'm going to die.
I've got no clothes to cover my back
And all my loot was in my pack
I've got no food, it's like I've just begun
Somebody help! It's my corpse run!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Dedicated to all those who have suffered at the hands of the orcs, the guards stupidity and Kelethin's invisible ramps
and for my ranger, Casdia.
