A Normal Day
by Fyrekat
authors note: This fic portrays what word happen if everything was COMPLETELY normal. No wackyness. That's why this fic disturbs me so. Now on to the story.
Oh by the way, Invader Zim and all its characters are (c) Jhonen Vasquez.
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It was another morning in Invader-Zim-Land. The alarm clock next to Zim's bed went off. A small green hand shot out from under the covers and turned it off. Zim sat up tiredly while Gir brought him the newspaper, toast, orange juice, and some Cleansing Chalk (not bacon). Zim patted him on the head. "Thank you master! I obey!" said Gir while saluting to Zim.
Zim: "carry on Gir."
"Yes master! I obey!" replied Gir as he swept the floor while Zim ate and cleansed himself. Zim then got up and put on a skool uniform (shirt, pants, tie, hat.) And started to walk to skool. On the way, he came across Dib.
"G'day old chap" said Zim as he tipped his hat.
"G'day Zim" replied Dib as he too, tipped his hat.
"What lovely weather we're having"
"Quite"
They went to skool and sat down in their seats (that happened to be right next to each other). Ms. Bitters waited paitently until everyone was seated. Then she taught them in a sweet, teacher-like voice, about good table manners and various wild pigs of the southeast. Everyone took notes the entire class period. At lunch they were served the traditional pizza, fries, and milk lunch with a side of Au Gratin potatoes and chocolate moose. But at recess both Zim and Dib wanted to swing on the last swing.
Zim: "After you, Dib"
Dib: "No, no. After you."
Zim: "Oh but I insist!"
Dib: "Alright then"
Dib swung on the swing set. Meanwhile, Gaz, clad in a large pink bow and dress, merrily jump roped down the sidewalk while humming the Brady Bunch theme song. The rest of the day proceeded quite the same.
~~*after skool*~~
Zim and Dib walked home togther (with Gaz hopscotching not far behind). When they got to Dib's house, they said:
Dib: "well Zim I'll see you tomorrow."
Zim: "G'Bye old chap."
They tipped their hats, and Zim went home.
THE END!
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by Fyrekat
authors note: This fic portrays what word happen if everything was COMPLETELY normal. No wackyness. That's why this fic disturbs me so. Now on to the story.
Oh by the way, Invader Zim and all its characters are (c) Jhonen Vasquez.
~~~
It was another morning in Invader-Zim-Land. The alarm clock next to Zim's bed went off. A small green hand shot out from under the covers and turned it off. Zim sat up tiredly while Gir brought him the newspaper, toast, orange juice, and some Cleansing Chalk (not bacon). Zim patted him on the head. "Thank you master! I obey!" said Gir while saluting to Zim.
Zim: "carry on Gir."
"Yes master! I obey!" replied Gir as he swept the floor while Zim ate and cleansed himself. Zim then got up and put on a skool uniform (shirt, pants, tie, hat.) And started to walk to skool. On the way, he came across Dib.
"G'day old chap" said Zim as he tipped his hat.
"G'day Zim" replied Dib as he too, tipped his hat.
"What lovely weather we're having"
"Quite"
They went to skool and sat down in their seats (that happened to be right next to each other). Ms. Bitters waited paitently until everyone was seated. Then she taught them in a sweet, teacher-like voice, about good table manners and various wild pigs of the southeast. Everyone took notes the entire class period. At lunch they were served the traditional pizza, fries, and milk lunch with a side of Au Gratin potatoes and chocolate moose. But at recess both Zim and Dib wanted to swing on the last swing.
Zim: "After you, Dib"
Dib: "No, no. After you."
Zim: "Oh but I insist!"
Dib: "Alright then"
Dib swung on the swing set. Meanwhile, Gaz, clad in a large pink bow and dress, merrily jump roped down the sidewalk while humming the Brady Bunch theme song. The rest of the day proceeded quite the same.
~~*after skool*~~
Zim and Dib walked home togther (with Gaz hopscotching not far behind). When they got to Dib's house, they said:
Dib: "well Zim I'll see you tomorrow."
Zim: "G'Bye old chap."
They tipped their hats, and Zim went home.
THE END!
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