Evil Will Win The Day/ I Love Myself Today by Bif Naked

Disclaimer: Why do we have these? *Jennsyn explaining for the fifth time* because if we don't, THEY will get mad. And you don't want THEM mad.
So we own nothing?
Got that right.
Ahhh!!! I get it now! They can't sue us if we have this up!
Good thing too, we got no money.

A/N: Yeah, this is like the sequel to Sauron's Therapy, but it can be read seperate. I won't force you to read it. it's a free country JENNSYN, GET BACK! excuse me a minute. *runs off stage. hear loud voices and fighting until Jayne comes back* sorry bout that. Jennsyn goes a little overboard sometimes. well enjoy the song!!!! *leaves wheeling off Jennsyn who is in a strait jacket, chained to a chair*
Oh Jennsyn is the voice inside my head that I give life when I'm writing about the Lord of the Rings. Scared? Wait till you read the song......

Evil Will Win The Day


You left me like a broken king,
In pieces you took the Ring,
For yourself, you don't say,
It will betray you someday,
Cause it obeys only one master, and you're not it.

Well I sound like a philosopher
but I'm EVIL, not some amateur,
And I've let the good guys win that one last time.

I've had enough, made up my mind.
I'm going out and loud and WAH!!!!!!

Evil will win the day,
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm, good guys are going to lose, uh huh
Evil will win the day, not like yesterday.
Take another look at your lives,
Cause it's your last look,
Last look at freedom.

Well look at you, your all geared up,
In the Fellowship, but your out of luck
This time, for you suck, cause I'm on fire, too hot to touch.
Cause the orcs and Saruman are mine.

So step right up, do what you will.
But do it quick, and fast, cause I've got hobbits to kill.

Evil will win the day,
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm, good guys are going lose, uh huh
Evil will win the day, not like yesterday.
Take another look at your lives,
Cause it's your last look,
Last look at freedom.

I'm looking round Middle-Earth and I like I see,
All the fear and the horror that was caused by me,
Cause working for me is like a hangman's noose,
You'll be living your life in dead-elf shoes.

I've had enough, made up my mind.
I'm going out and loud and WAH!!!

Evil will win the day,
Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm, good guys are going lose, uh huh
Evil will win the day, not like yesterday.
Take another look at your lives, hey hey

Evil will win the day,
Not like yesterday
I'm dead, I'm gone, I'm going get the Ring, uh huh
Evil will win the day,
Not like yesterday
Take another look at your lives,
Cause it's your last look,
Last look at freedom.

Evil will win the day,
Evil will win the day
Evil will win the day......
(fade out)
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*looks very pleased with herself* hope you liked it.

Even if you didn't, YOU MUST REVIEW
or I won't put up anything else.

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THANK YOU everyone who reviewed Sauron's therapy. I wouldn't have put this up if you hadn't.
(oh and by the way, Broken Wrist Syndrome IS what you think it is. He's VERY in touch with his feminine side. hehehe)