RANDOM!!!!
By Erin A.
Published at FanFiction by Fred, George, and Lee

Disclaimer: We do not own the Gilmore Girls, nor do we own Luke's Diner. We desperately wish we owned Matt Damon, but we don't. Well, life's a rock and then you die.

A/N: Okay, this wasn't actually *written* by this Dymanic Trio of Fred, George, and Lee, but our good friend Erin's computer was way screwed up, so we decided to type it up and post it for her. What are friends for, anyway? But just warning you, this is psycho. I'm trying to get whatever Erin is smoking. Read on:


RANDOM!!!!

One sunny day in Star's Hollow, Conneticut, Rory Gilmore was walking with her boyfriend Dean and her two friends, Megan and Whitney. The rumor was that Matt Damon was coming to town. Whitney was especially excited because he was her stalker.They didn't know if the rumor was true, though. Lane was in China as an exchange student.

They all walked into Luke's diner and sat down. "What will it be, ladies?" Luke asked.
"Do you even need to ask?" Whitney replied.
"Ohhhh...I want an Easter Bunny Burger," Rory said.
"Uh, no."
"Mom got a Santa Burger," Rory said, pouting.
"That was different," Luke told her, "So it'll be one coffee and burger for Rory and narcolepsy boy and blueberry muffins for Megan and Whitney." Dean glared at Luke.
"Yep. And don't forget Whitney's twinkie," said Megan.
A few minutes later Luke came out with the food.
"Luke! It's a normal burger!" complained Rory.
"That's what you get for asking."

A tall man in a long dark coat walked in and sat down at a table across the room. Whitney looked at him carefully. 'No way,' she thought and turned away. Lorelai walked in and sat down.
"Did you hear? He's coming to town! Matt Damon's coming to Star's Hollow!"
"Yes, Mother, we all know. You've only told us five million times!"
"Matt Damon!"
"That's one pie for my day."

As soon as they were done they got up and walked out. Whitney bit into the twinkie. Its creme filling was in a heart shape.
"Look, Whitney," said Megan. "The twinkie man loves you."
"Yes!" she shouted. (That was really random.)
"I've gotta go, guys," Megan said to Rory and Dean.
"Me, too," said Whitney.
"See ya," Rory said.
"Dean, two words: Froot Loops." (Random!)

As Whitney walked into the bookstore the man with the black coat followed her into the store and out. She took special notice, because of the stalker dreams, of everyone behind her. It was MATT DAMON! Her STALKER! Her very own stalker. At least that's what she thought.
"Are you my stalker?" (stupid question)
"Yes," (stupid answer)
"Nwanda!"
"Are you the twinkie man?"
"Yes, I am."
"Yeah!"

The End