{Suddenly there is a knock on the door, and Austin stands to answer the door}

A: Who's there?

????: It's Jim.

A: What?

J: Jim Ross

A: What?

JR: Your mailman.

A: What?

JR: I brought your mail.

A: What?

JR: Some letters

A: What?

JR: Some Bills

A: What?

JR: Some Ads.

A: What?

JR: That's all Sir.

A:{opening the door} I'm Just messing with ya Jr, come on in, have a beer.

JR: What?

A: A Brewski.

JR: What?

A: A cold one.

JR: What?

A: Alcohol

JR: What?

A: A steveweiser

JR: I'm Just messing with ya Steve, I don't really have the time, but here's some fanmail. {hands all the mail, keeping one letter for last} This one looks like a slobberknocker.

{Steve takes the mail, and good ol' JR takes his leave.

A: After this commercial break we'll read some fan mail.

TBC….

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