{Scene: We make our way through the fake neighborhood once again as the
show returns to the airwaves, after the commercial break. As we enter
Mister Austin has taken a seat in his favorite chair and is opening one of
his fan letters}
A: Dear Mister Austin, do you really think you stand a chance of hell in winning the royal rumble? Signed Little Willie Regal. Well Willie, to answer your question, does stone cold stand a chance Hell yeah, Im gonna drink 1 beer.
C: What?
A: 2 beers
C: What?
A: 3 beers. Then I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in twenty-nine asses and walk em dry.
C: What?
A: I'm gonna walk em dry.
C What?
A: I said I'm gonna walk em dry, anyways next letter. Dear Mister Austin. How do you feel about Triple H returning? Signed Paul Levesque. I could give a rat's ass about Hunters return.
C: What?
A: I said I could give rat's ass. He's a two bit excuse for a wrestler, and I carried his pathetic ass for months.
C: What?
A: I said he sucks.
C: What?
A: He ain't that damn good.
C: What?
A: He is completely pathetic, son. Well that's all for this weeks fan mail, now for this weeks in the kitchen segment. Today we'll be joining the rock, at the smackdown hotel's Hard Rock Café.
{The scene changes to show Mister Austin standing by the rock in a huge kitchen.}
Rock: Finally The Rock has come back to Mister Austin's neighborhood. The Rock says, thanks for joining us here Steve, today The Rock's going to teach you how to make a Double Rock burger with cheese. First you take a pound of hamburger, pat out a nice large hamburger patty, fry it up, open a hamburger bun, cover it catsup, mustard, mayonaise, and anything else you want. Pickles, onion, mushrooms, bacon, and cheese, put the burger on the bun, Turn that Sumbitch sideways, and shove it directly up your candyass.
A: Can you say Candyass.
C: Candyass!
R: The Rock knew you could. If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock is cookin'.
A: What?
R: What I'm cookin'.
A: what?
R: Bakin'.
A: What?
R: Frying up.
A: What? Well anyways thanks Rock, we appreciate you taking the time.
R: It was The Rocks pleasure Mister Austin.
{It goes to commercial}
TBC……
A: Dear Mister Austin, do you really think you stand a chance of hell in winning the royal rumble? Signed Little Willie Regal. Well Willie, to answer your question, does stone cold stand a chance Hell yeah, Im gonna drink 1 beer.
C: What?
A: 2 beers
C: What?
A: 3 beers. Then I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in twenty-nine asses and walk em dry.
C: What?
A: I'm gonna walk em dry.
C What?
A: I said I'm gonna walk em dry, anyways next letter. Dear Mister Austin. How do you feel about Triple H returning? Signed Paul Levesque. I could give a rat's ass about Hunters return.
C: What?
A: I said I could give rat's ass. He's a two bit excuse for a wrestler, and I carried his pathetic ass for months.
C: What?
A: I said he sucks.
C: What?
A: He ain't that damn good.
C: What?
A: He is completely pathetic, son. Well that's all for this weeks fan mail, now for this weeks in the kitchen segment. Today we'll be joining the rock, at the smackdown hotel's Hard Rock Café.
{The scene changes to show Mister Austin standing by the rock in a huge kitchen.}
Rock: Finally The Rock has come back to Mister Austin's neighborhood. The Rock says, thanks for joining us here Steve, today The Rock's going to teach you how to make a Double Rock burger with cheese. First you take a pound of hamburger, pat out a nice large hamburger patty, fry it up, open a hamburger bun, cover it catsup, mustard, mayonaise, and anything else you want. Pickles, onion, mushrooms, bacon, and cheese, put the burger on the bun, Turn that Sumbitch sideways, and shove it directly up your candyass.
A: Can you say Candyass.
C: Candyass!
R: The Rock knew you could. If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllll what The Rock is cookin'.
A: What?
R: What I'm cookin'.
A: what?
R: Bakin'.
A: What?
R: Frying up.
A: What? Well anyways thanks Rock, we appreciate you taking the time.
R: It was The Rocks pleasure Mister Austin.
{It goes to commercial}
TBC……
