Disclaimer: I do not even own this piece. It was written by my good friend Wanda about yours truly and a certain obsession of mine. Wanda does not own Frodo, JRR Tolkien does, not does she own "U got it bad". That belongs to Usher, who's song was good until Y-100 killed it by playing 5 times an hour. Enjoy!



The Potions Mistress Is Cheating!!!



( Parody to U got It Bad by Usher)

Oh Frodo do do do

When you see his furry body

You found a hottie who makes you turn your gaze

To see his eyes so blue

To get with him you're ready

And yes you're sure you know

And everything about him- you wanna get to know

Chorus One: When you see him, your mind, whirls around

You faint and hit the ground without a sound

To you he's just so well known

And you're touched by the words to this song

Mrs. Baggins

Chorus Two: Lauren, you got it bad

For the little guy

Who's less than four feet tall

Lauren, you got it bad

For the one with the fuzzy feet

And those elf-like ears

You know you got it bad

When you watch Tolkien shout

All about the hobbit

Cuz he's all you think about

You got it bad when your homework ain't done

Cuz you keep on thinking 'bout somebody else

You got it bad

You know they say that he's fifty

But will he ever grow

All the meals he eats in one day, so he's fat but still

low

Like his muffins, chewy bars

( you can have some too...)

Tea time, snacks, so dandy!

( he eats them all the time...)

To you he is the entire world

Who doesn't know

You really adore him

Everybody knows what's goin' on

All these thoughts in your head, are in this song

You're thinking he's your man, you're his girl

I'm gonna tell it to the whole wide world

Lauren say I'm your girl, You're my man

Frodo I love you, I baked you a ham

Chorus One

Chorus Two

Chorus One