*** Disclaimers 'n' Notes 'n' Stuff ***
The original "Happy Noodle Boy" is copy-righted to a certain Jhonen Vasquez, and the original "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" is copy-right of the Be- Papas (and any of either artists' associated parties.) Strangely enough, I am writing this before I am actually writing the piece. Oh well. It's 3:39 AM and I'm pretty much out of it. Even though the piece has not been produced yet, I am sure that foul language and mature situations are sure to come up, and, if you're concerned about it, then don't read this. Grammatical errors are intentional. Please also note that the language is something that I usually don't include in my writing. Although yes, I am just crazy enough to think of the insane things they babble about. Thank you! ^_^ This fanfic has a dedication, and it is to my dear friend, Amanda, who is also a fan of Jhonen's work and of Utena.
Somewhere, in a bathroom, far, far away…
[A stick figure is seen with its head in the toilet bowl, dressed in a boys' uniform, making gurgling noises.]
Anthy [being resembled by a poorly drawn stick figure, with a mess of scribbled purple hair, hops in through the door]: "SOLITAIRE IS FUCKING COOL! [notices the figure by the toilet] Miss Utena? Are you drinking out of the toilet again?"
[The figure lifts its head out groggily, and it has a mess of pink hair, presumably Utena.]
Utena: "Yes. Toilet water is very tasty. [burps] Oscar Meyer wieners are salty! I fucking hate Janet Reno! WATER CHESTNUTS ARE GOOD WITH BACON!"
[Suddenly, a person crashes through the bathroom ceiling, landing in front of them.]
Anthy: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Utena: "DID MADONNA WEAR SOCKS?!"
[The person stands up. It is Kiryuu Touga.]
Touga [also a badly drawn stick person with scribbled red hair]: "DAG YO!"
Utena: "Oh my god! It's Barney! [pulls out a sponge from her pants] KILL IT!"
[Utena flings herself at Touga, and begins to wipe the sponge on his head repeatedly.]
Anthy: "I LIKE SOLITAIRE! A WHOLE FUCKING LOT!"
Akio [suddenly his head pops out of the toilet; he is also a badly drawn stick person with scribbled purple hair… ok, everyone is going to be badly drawn with a scribbled mess of hair, just to let you know, because I'm getting sick of having to say that!]: "It's true! [sob] I do have sex with squirrels!"
Touga: "Squirrels are da bomb! But I wouldn't have sex with one, though. I do like to have sex with other things, though, like people and large pieces of meat!"
Miki [appears out of nowhere]: "WHAT'S UP, MAH HOMIES?"
Utena [growling viciously, as she continues her attack on Touga]: "DIE, YOU INFLATED POOL-TOY DINOSAUR! DIE, AND FEEL THE WRATH!"
Miki [suddenly starts trying to plunger Akio back down the toilet, while singing "The Thong Song"]: "That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong! Damn, yo! There's some fucking crazy thing jammed in your toilet, man!"
Nanami [also appears out of nowhere]: "I LIKE TO COVER MYSELF IN SARAN WRAP AND DIP MY HANDS IN COTTAGE CHEESE!"
Anthy: "I FUCKING LOVE SOLITAIRE! SOMEONE FUCKING PLAY WITH ME BEFORE I BECOME DISGRUNTLED POST OFFICE WORKER AND DO SOME NASTY SHIT, MAN!"
Juri [comes out of nowhere, man!]: "I AM DANNON'S YOGURT! WITH RASPBERRY AT THE BOTTOM, DAG YO!"
Saionji [jumps out of the medicine cabinet]: "FUCKING CRAZY, YO!"
Nanami: "I ATE MY OWN POOP! AND IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN, YO!"
Utena: "TAMPON!"
ChuChu: [head explodes]
Saionji: "THAT FUCKING MONKEY'S HEAD JUST EXPLODED, YO!"
Touga: "KABOOM, YO!"
Anthy: "YAY!"
Juri: "Let's poke with stick and see if it moves!"
Utena: "FEAR MY SPONGE OF DEATH!"
[Suddenly, the whole bathroom is engulfed in flames.]
END, DAG YO!
The original "Happy Noodle Boy" is copy-righted to a certain Jhonen Vasquez, and the original "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" is copy-right of the Be- Papas (and any of either artists' associated parties.) Strangely enough, I am writing this before I am actually writing the piece. Oh well. It's 3:39 AM and I'm pretty much out of it. Even though the piece has not been produced yet, I am sure that foul language and mature situations are sure to come up, and, if you're concerned about it, then don't read this. Grammatical errors are intentional. Please also note that the language is something that I usually don't include in my writing. Although yes, I am just crazy enough to think of the insane things they babble about. Thank you! ^_^ This fanfic has a dedication, and it is to my dear friend, Amanda, who is also a fan of Jhonen's work and of Utena.
Somewhere, in a bathroom, far, far away…
[A stick figure is seen with its head in the toilet bowl, dressed in a boys' uniform, making gurgling noises.]
Anthy [being resembled by a poorly drawn stick figure, with a mess of scribbled purple hair, hops in through the door]: "SOLITAIRE IS FUCKING COOL! [notices the figure by the toilet] Miss Utena? Are you drinking out of the toilet again?"
[The figure lifts its head out groggily, and it has a mess of pink hair, presumably Utena.]
Utena: "Yes. Toilet water is very tasty. [burps] Oscar Meyer wieners are salty! I fucking hate Janet Reno! WATER CHESTNUTS ARE GOOD WITH BACON!"
[Suddenly, a person crashes through the bathroom ceiling, landing in front of them.]
Anthy: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Utena: "DID MADONNA WEAR SOCKS?!"
[The person stands up. It is Kiryuu Touga.]
Touga [also a badly drawn stick person with scribbled red hair]: "DAG YO!"
Utena: "Oh my god! It's Barney! [pulls out a sponge from her pants] KILL IT!"
[Utena flings herself at Touga, and begins to wipe the sponge on his head repeatedly.]
Anthy: "I LIKE SOLITAIRE! A WHOLE FUCKING LOT!"
Akio [suddenly his head pops out of the toilet; he is also a badly drawn stick person with scribbled purple hair… ok, everyone is going to be badly drawn with a scribbled mess of hair, just to let you know, because I'm getting sick of having to say that!]: "It's true! [sob] I do have sex with squirrels!"
Touga: "Squirrels are da bomb! But I wouldn't have sex with one, though. I do like to have sex with other things, though, like people and large pieces of meat!"
Miki [appears out of nowhere]: "WHAT'S UP, MAH HOMIES?"
Utena [growling viciously, as she continues her attack on Touga]: "DIE, YOU INFLATED POOL-TOY DINOSAUR! DIE, AND FEEL THE WRATH!"
Miki [suddenly starts trying to plunger Akio back down the toilet, while singing "The Thong Song"]: "That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong! Damn, yo! There's some fucking crazy thing jammed in your toilet, man!"
Nanami [also appears out of nowhere]: "I LIKE TO COVER MYSELF IN SARAN WRAP AND DIP MY HANDS IN COTTAGE CHEESE!"
Anthy: "I FUCKING LOVE SOLITAIRE! SOMEONE FUCKING PLAY WITH ME BEFORE I BECOME DISGRUNTLED POST OFFICE WORKER AND DO SOME NASTY SHIT, MAN!"
Juri [comes out of nowhere, man!]: "I AM DANNON'S YOGURT! WITH RASPBERRY AT THE BOTTOM, DAG YO!"
Saionji [jumps out of the medicine cabinet]: "FUCKING CRAZY, YO!"
Nanami: "I ATE MY OWN POOP! AND IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN, YO!"
Utena: "TAMPON!"
ChuChu: [head explodes]
Saionji: "THAT FUCKING MONKEY'S HEAD JUST EXPLODED, YO!"
Touga: "KABOOM, YO!"
Anthy: "YAY!"
Juri: "Let's poke with stick and see if it moves!"
Utena: "FEAR MY SPONGE OF DEATH!"
[Suddenly, the whole bathroom is engulfed in flames.]
END, DAG YO!
