*** Disclaimers 'n' Notes 'n' Stuff ***
Once again, the original "Happy Noodle Boy" is copy-righted to Jhonen Vasquez, and the original "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" is copy-right of the BePapas (and, again, their associated parties). This is the second episode of the piece of crap that I am writing, which is the American comic "Happy Noodle Boy" and the Japanese comic "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" melded into one, causing much lice and confusion in da head. Also, as always, just before I begin to write this horrible, awful piece of literature, I would like to warn anyone who is about to read this that it is crawling with naughty words and adult/pre-teen humor, complete with grammar errors, if I just feel like putting them in to make myself and the reader seem illiterate. There's also lots of elephant poop in this one. If you don't like this, or anything else mentioned above before the thing about elephant poop, then just go back and read something else, 'cause on this page, it's in da house of Momo… and the elephants who provided the poop for this episode.
Note: No elephants were harmed in the making of this episode.
1
[Anshii and Saionji, who are both badly drawn stick figures with scribbled hair (Anshii purple, and Saionji green… wowww, purple and greeeeeen!), are standing in the middle of a meat freezer, large pieces of meat hanging on hooks from the ceiling are everywhere! Eek… large pieces of meat dangling from hooks are scaaaaaary!]
Saionji: "Anshii, my lovely little Toaster Strudel, it is time for me to assault you with a harmful physical attack, some pepper spray, and then declare my love-slash-hate to you!"
Anshii: "Yesss… I know, the poop is in your eyes, Saionji-san!"
Saionji: "Oh my god! You're right… BITCH! You put shit in my eyes! ARRRRRRGH!!!"
Anshii: "Yesss… I know, the shit is in your eyes, Saionji-san!" [holds a tub labeled "ELEPHANT POOP" in her stick-arms] "The shit of an elephant!"
Saionji [rubbing his stick-hands all over his eyes]: "AAAAAAAAGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Miki [the stick figure, with scribbled blue hair, pops out of the ground]: "That elephant poop is pretty fucked up shit, man!"
Anshii [flings a handful of elephant poop at Miki's eyes]: "POOPY-DOO!"
Miki [gets poop thrown in his eyes]: "AAAAGH! POOP! THE BURNING SENSATION OF POOP! IT'S IN MY EYES, YO!"
Juri [the stick figure, with scribbled orange hair, comes out of nowhere]: "It isn't very nice to chuck elephant shit at your friends, Anshii! ARR, MATEY! I AM PIRATE!"
Anshii [blinks]: "GASP! A PIRATE! YOU WON'T STEAL MY ELEPHANT POOP, YOU DIRTY MUD!" [chucks poop at Juri's eyes]
Juri [gets poop in her eyes]: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE POOP! OH, HOW IT BURNS!" [falls to the ground, rolling, where Miki is also, doing the same, along with Saionji]
Touga [the stick figure with scribbled red hair appears, humping a piece of meat hanging from a hook]: "I'M HAVING SEX WITH A LARGE PIECE OF MEAT!"
Anshii [chucks poop at him, but misses]: "THAT'S MY SISTER! GET AWAY FROM LOUISE! MEAT RAPER!"
Nanami [the stick figure with scribbled yellow hair appears from behind the piece of meat Touga is humping, flapping her arms and pecking at the ground like a chicken]: "BYUK, BYUK! I CHICKEN!"
Anshii [flings poop at Nanami's eyes]: "STUPID CHICKEN! DO NOT CHALLENGE THE ELEPHANT POOP!"
Nanami [dodges the attack]: "BYUK!" [flaps her stick-arms]
Anshii [scowls, takes out poop-launcher, shoots Nanami, making her fall to the ground when she it hit in the eyes by a big ball of poop]
Nanami: "BYUK! ELEPHANT POOP IS BURNING MY EYES!"
Anshii [evil grin]: "Yesss… the poop burns, doesn't it? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Akio [is fighting over with Touga on who is to have sex with the large piece of meat dangling from the hook]: "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT, TOO, MAN!"
Touga [whining like a small child]: "NOOOOO! GO FIND YOUR OWN LARGE PIECE OF MEAT!"
Anshii: "Akio! Why do you want to have sex with Louise?! YOU MEATMONGER!"
Akio: "Because she's a sexy piece of meat!"
Anshii: "SILENCE, FOOL!" [uses her poop-launcher to fire flaming balls of poop at Touga and Akio]
[Touga and Akio are both hit by the flaming poop, both fall to the ground, tearing at their eyes and yelling in pain; they are both on fire.]
Utena [pops out of the bucket of poop]: "MAH ELEPHANT POOP BURNS, NO?"
ChuChu: [head explodes]
Everyone [everyone hit by poop who were rolling on the ground stop rolling]: "YAY!"
[Everyone hit by poop then return to rolling on the ground, Touga and Akio are still on fire.]
Anshii: "Yesss… the elephant poop…" [pats the bucket]
[Suddenly, the whole freezer explodes.]
DA END!
Once again, the original "Happy Noodle Boy" is copy-righted to Jhonen Vasquez, and the original "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" is copy-right of the BePapas (and, again, their associated parties). This is the second episode of the piece of crap that I am writing, which is the American comic "Happy Noodle Boy" and the Japanese comic "Shoujo Kakumei Utena" melded into one, causing much lice and confusion in da head. Also, as always, just before I begin to write this horrible, awful piece of literature, I would like to warn anyone who is about to read this that it is crawling with naughty words and adult/pre-teen humor, complete with grammar errors, if I just feel like putting them in to make myself and the reader seem illiterate. There's also lots of elephant poop in this one. If you don't like this, or anything else mentioned above before the thing about elephant poop, then just go back and read something else, 'cause on this page, it's in da house of Momo… and the elephants who provided the poop for this episode.
Note: No elephants were harmed in the making of this episode.
1
[Anshii and Saionji, who are both badly drawn stick figures with scribbled hair (Anshii purple, and Saionji green… wowww, purple and greeeeeen!), are standing in the middle of a meat freezer, large pieces of meat hanging on hooks from the ceiling are everywhere! Eek… large pieces of meat dangling from hooks are scaaaaaary!]
Saionji: "Anshii, my lovely little Toaster Strudel, it is time for me to assault you with a harmful physical attack, some pepper spray, and then declare my love-slash-hate to you!"
Anshii: "Yesss… I know, the poop is in your eyes, Saionji-san!"
Saionji: "Oh my god! You're right… BITCH! You put shit in my eyes! ARRRRRRGH!!!"
Anshii: "Yesss… I know, the shit is in your eyes, Saionji-san!" [holds a tub labeled "ELEPHANT POOP" in her stick-arms] "The shit of an elephant!"
Saionji [rubbing his stick-hands all over his eyes]: "AAAAAAAAGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Miki [the stick figure, with scribbled blue hair, pops out of the ground]: "That elephant poop is pretty fucked up shit, man!"
Anshii [flings a handful of elephant poop at Miki's eyes]: "POOPY-DOO!"
Miki [gets poop thrown in his eyes]: "AAAAGH! POOP! THE BURNING SENSATION OF POOP! IT'S IN MY EYES, YO!"
Juri [the stick figure, with scribbled orange hair, comes out of nowhere]: "It isn't very nice to chuck elephant shit at your friends, Anshii! ARR, MATEY! I AM PIRATE!"
Anshii [blinks]: "GASP! A PIRATE! YOU WON'T STEAL MY ELEPHANT POOP, YOU DIRTY MUD!" [chucks poop at Juri's eyes]
Juri [gets poop in her eyes]: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE POOP! OH, HOW IT BURNS!" [falls to the ground, rolling, where Miki is also, doing the same, along with Saionji]
Touga [the stick figure with scribbled red hair appears, humping a piece of meat hanging from a hook]: "I'M HAVING SEX WITH A LARGE PIECE OF MEAT!"
Anshii [chucks poop at him, but misses]: "THAT'S MY SISTER! GET AWAY FROM LOUISE! MEAT RAPER!"
Nanami [the stick figure with scribbled yellow hair appears from behind the piece of meat Touga is humping, flapping her arms and pecking at the ground like a chicken]: "BYUK, BYUK! I CHICKEN!"
Anshii [flings poop at Nanami's eyes]: "STUPID CHICKEN! DO NOT CHALLENGE THE ELEPHANT POOP!"
Nanami [dodges the attack]: "BYUK!" [flaps her stick-arms]
Anshii [scowls, takes out poop-launcher, shoots Nanami, making her fall to the ground when she it hit in the eyes by a big ball of poop]
Nanami: "BYUK! ELEPHANT POOP IS BURNING MY EYES!"
Anshii [evil grin]: "Yesss… the poop burns, doesn't it? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Akio [is fighting over with Touga on who is to have sex with the large piece of meat dangling from the hook]: "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH IT, TOO, MAN!"
Touga [whining like a small child]: "NOOOOO! GO FIND YOUR OWN LARGE PIECE OF MEAT!"
Anshii: "Akio! Why do you want to have sex with Louise?! YOU MEATMONGER!"
Akio: "Because she's a sexy piece of meat!"
Anshii: "SILENCE, FOOL!" [uses her poop-launcher to fire flaming balls of poop at Touga and Akio]
[Touga and Akio are both hit by the flaming poop, both fall to the ground, tearing at their eyes and yelling in pain; they are both on fire.]
Utena [pops out of the bucket of poop]: "MAH ELEPHANT POOP BURNS, NO?"
ChuChu: [head explodes]
Everyone [everyone hit by poop who were rolling on the ground stop rolling]: "YAY!"
[Everyone hit by poop then return to rolling on the ground, Touga and Akio are still on fire.]
Anshii: "Yesss… the elephant poop…" [pats the bucket]
[Suddenly, the whole freezer explodes.]
DA END!
