A/n: Hello I am a new member. Me and my friend Sheila aka SilverSerpent are
writing this inquisitive story. It focuses on us being hyper and Harry
Potter. In the story we refer to the characters with other names. Such as
Harry Pothead and Harmany Stranger. Now Please enjoy!
Sheila: Um, right. She sounds smart, right? Ok, well get that idea out of your heads, because, trust me, she is a blonde one. Ok, now read the story, AND REVIEW OR DIE! Thank you! hehe.
Disclaimer: We don't own this, so don't say we do, because we don't, and YOU'RE LYING!
Once upon a dead man's grave, a strange stranger named Harmony Stranger, stood laughing her bushy head off, because she killed that dead man and now he was dead, and not alive. He claimed to have had an itch. She scratched him to death and now…dun dun dun…..he was DEAD!
Now, if you are confused, bewildered, flustered, or just plain stupid, don't feel bad, because I don't get it either.
After Harmony Stranger had killed the dead man, she went off looking for her accomplices, Donald Ferret, and Harry Pothead. (A/n: Ron and Harry, if you don't get it. By the way, Harmony is Hermione.) She decided they were probably in the village pizza parlour, eating, what else, chocolate ice cream. (A/n: That's Sheila's thing, so…whatever.) She walked in, and scorned them for not being in their full military uniform, as they were in military school. They got kicked out of Warthogs (A/n: Hogwarts) and were sent to "Wow, there's a Cow Military Academy". Very disciplinary, if I may say.
So anyway, they went back to school, and suddenly they saw their headmaster appear in 3 blinding sparks. THREE blinding sparks, mind you. He didn't appear alone, however, because with him was the famous almost unfamous……. BRITNEY SPEARS! (Both authoresses drop dead at her name. Scary!) The three Plebes ran around the whole school singing "What a Girl Wants" by Christina Augilara just to offend her! The whole academy burst out laughing and joined them in their hateful quest. What quest, you may be asking your self, because we are asking ourselves the same question. Gin-Gin-The Pepsi girl came to visit her brother that very moment, and she too began to laugh, and choked on her Pepsi, for Gin-Gin is a Pepsihaulic! Bad Ginny!
Anyway, the students all went outside and started dancing Daren's Dance Groove, the video, of course. They looked just like a huge mob of boy band/girl band wanna-be's! How fun! Then they all got Saturday school but the only thing was it was a bording school and they go to school everyday! So, then they all started to gag on fact that the head of the school was that unethical! Suddenly another 3 sparks lit the campus grounds. And who else do u think would possibly appear? NO one but the two and only, FERRET TWINS! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, so after they came, Britney was bombarded with paper towels, and died on the impact. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Harmony, who was unusually hyper. (A/n: Just like us!)
"Donald," Harry said, "I have formed a plan of a way that can make us be non bored and stuff!"
"Please, do share, Sir Lancelot," Donald said with a German accent.
"You're talking funny," said Gin-Gin, who happened to be standing nearby.
"That's great!" said Donald, for some reason, in a New York accent.
"Dude!" Harry said. "Aren't you going to listen to my plan, dude?"
Suddenly, GIR and Invader Zim appeared.
"I love you," said GIR, hugging Harmony's leg.
"Awww how cute!" said Harmony.
"Damn humans. Come GIR, we came into the wrong fic."
"YAY!" said GIR, who didn't get it.
"OK, dudes, listen to my plan!"
Q: Why will there be another chapter?
A: -Silence-
Q: What is Harry's plan?
A: -Silence-
Q: Why am I asking people questions who arent going to answer?
A: -Silence-
AAAH! Ok, well check back soon for the next chapter of… "Wow It's a Cow Military Academy"!
The bored and hyper,
--Glitter748 and SilverSerpent (Minerva and Sheila)
Sheila: Um, right. She sounds smart, right? Ok, well get that idea out of your heads, because, trust me, she is a blonde one. Ok, now read the story, AND REVIEW OR DIE! Thank you! hehe.
Disclaimer: We don't own this, so don't say we do, because we don't, and YOU'RE LYING!
Once upon a dead man's grave, a strange stranger named Harmony Stranger, stood laughing her bushy head off, because she killed that dead man and now he was dead, and not alive. He claimed to have had an itch. She scratched him to death and now…dun dun dun…..he was DEAD!
Now, if you are confused, bewildered, flustered, or just plain stupid, don't feel bad, because I don't get it either.
After Harmony Stranger had killed the dead man, she went off looking for her accomplices, Donald Ferret, and Harry Pothead. (A/n: Ron and Harry, if you don't get it. By the way, Harmony is Hermione.) She decided they were probably in the village pizza parlour, eating, what else, chocolate ice cream. (A/n: That's Sheila's thing, so…whatever.) She walked in, and scorned them for not being in their full military uniform, as they were in military school. They got kicked out of Warthogs (A/n: Hogwarts) and were sent to "Wow, there's a Cow Military Academy". Very disciplinary, if I may say.
So anyway, they went back to school, and suddenly they saw their headmaster appear in 3 blinding sparks. THREE blinding sparks, mind you. He didn't appear alone, however, because with him was the famous almost unfamous……. BRITNEY SPEARS! (Both authoresses drop dead at her name. Scary!) The three Plebes ran around the whole school singing "What a Girl Wants" by Christina Augilara just to offend her! The whole academy burst out laughing and joined them in their hateful quest. What quest, you may be asking your self, because we are asking ourselves the same question. Gin-Gin-The Pepsi girl came to visit her brother that very moment, and she too began to laugh, and choked on her Pepsi, for Gin-Gin is a Pepsihaulic! Bad Ginny!
Anyway, the students all went outside and started dancing Daren's Dance Groove, the video, of course. They looked just like a huge mob of boy band/girl band wanna-be's! How fun! Then they all got Saturday school but the only thing was it was a bording school and they go to school everyday! So, then they all started to gag on fact that the head of the school was that unethical! Suddenly another 3 sparks lit the campus grounds. And who else do u think would possibly appear? NO one but the two and only, FERRET TWINS! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, so after they came, Britney was bombarded with paper towels, and died on the impact. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" said Harmony, who was unusually hyper. (A/n: Just like us!)
"Donald," Harry said, "I have formed a plan of a way that can make us be non bored and stuff!"
"Please, do share, Sir Lancelot," Donald said with a German accent.
"You're talking funny," said Gin-Gin, who happened to be standing nearby.
"That's great!" said Donald, for some reason, in a New York accent.
"Dude!" Harry said. "Aren't you going to listen to my plan, dude?"
Suddenly, GIR and Invader Zim appeared.
"I love you," said GIR, hugging Harmony's leg.
"Awww how cute!" said Harmony.
"Damn humans. Come GIR, we came into the wrong fic."
"YAY!" said GIR, who didn't get it.
"OK, dudes, listen to my plan!"
Q: Why will there be another chapter?
A: -Silence-
Q: What is Harry's plan?
A: -Silence-
Q: Why am I asking people questions who arent going to answer?
A: -Silence-
AAAH! Ok, well check back soon for the next chapter of… "Wow It's a Cow Military Academy"!
The bored and hyper,
--Glitter748 and SilverSerpent (Minerva and Sheila)
