A/n: Hello again I hope that you enjoyed my first story . Now I am going
to continue the first story. By the way if you have a question about
either one just write me or include it in the review. Thanks so much!
Disclaimer: THIS ISN'T TRUE!
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POTHEAD! Report to Headmaster Digonagall's (Mcgonagall) office. "Yes, sir!" FERRET! She wants to see you too! Go with Pothead to receive our punishment for yesterdays performance with poor Britney! "Yes, sir!" "Harry wait up!"
So later as they reached Digonagall's evil lair-like-type-thingy- stuff-ness-ish-bob! Well everyone else called it her "office". Although in Digonagall's lair, Harry and Donald were evilly scheming about Harry's plan. You may ask, "what is Harry's plan?", well let's ask Harry!
"So, Donald, would you like to hear my evil-ish plan?"
"Um... Frosted Flakes are more than good, they're great!"
"I will take that as a 'yes'."
Just then Digonagall walked in the room/office/lair/thingy.
"STOP! Your talking is getting on my nerves!" While chewing on her chewable cashew. "I demand to know what led you to begin that riot yesterday!"
"Well we found it hysterical! I mean an ugly pop singer like her doesn't just show up everyday."
"Yeah, what he said!"
"Well both of you boys are going to have to face the consequences!"
"NO! You wouldn't!"
"Oh, yes I would!"
"Uh Digonagall?"
"Yes Ferret."
"What are the consequences?"
"Well, Ferret, they are very...bad...and...scary...and...stuff!"
"Donald ."
"Yes?"
"The consequences are, are,......TO MILK THE EVIL COW!!!!!"
"Oh, no! I think I am gonna die! Well actually I have never died before so this will be a new experience!"
Harry and Digonagall in unison.
"Donald!"
So, after this big conflict, (it was a conflict because i say it is), everyone went out to the field place where the evil cow was, and they looked at him! Scary! He was big, and cow-like, and not an evil stapler of doom! He could be, but he didn't look like it!
Just then, HARMONY BURST THROUGH THE DOOR! (Door? Wait, I thought they were in a field!)
"What is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" she asked. all flustered, and stuff.
"WELL," began the new character (Who's the new character? We have no idea yet!), "They got in trouble, so they have to milk the evil cow!"
"But cows arent evil!"
"Yes they are."
"No, they're not!"
"Oh well, no one cares anyway!"
Just then Snapie-poo hurtled himself through the door. (Which by the way was just their so each character could have an entrance. All it was, was a door in the middle of the field.) He put on his pink tap dance shoes and did a tap dance. Then the "new" character put on their military boots and did some ballet!
"BOO!" said Dracula (Draco), the dork, for he was pretending to be a scary duck, except he isn't a duck, and he isn't scary! (Just his face.)
"Ah," said Gin-Gin dully, for she has lost her hyper-ness, and has been left out thus far.
Everyone just stared at her because we think she didn't realize what she was doing. She was in a Mexican outfit with maracas taped to her ears. She thought she would look scary with Draco!
Suddenly the lights went out and there was something happening.
"I think something is happening" said Harry.
"Wow you were actually paying attention to the fic!" said Harmony while patting him on the head and feeding him a cookie.
The lights flashed back on, and...
Mwuahaha! Cliffhanger! Koolies, huh? Ok, well come back later to find out Harry's still not mentioned plan and what happened when the lights in the felid (???) went off!
The bored and hyper,
--Glitter748 and SilverSerpent (Minerva, and Sheila)
Disclaimer: THIS ISN'T TRUE!
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POTHEAD! Report to Headmaster Digonagall's (Mcgonagall) office. "Yes, sir!" FERRET! She wants to see you too! Go with Pothead to receive our punishment for yesterdays performance with poor Britney! "Yes, sir!" "Harry wait up!"
So later as they reached Digonagall's evil lair-like-type-thingy- stuff-ness-ish-bob! Well everyone else called it her "office". Although in Digonagall's lair, Harry and Donald were evilly scheming about Harry's plan. You may ask, "what is Harry's plan?", well let's ask Harry!
"So, Donald, would you like to hear my evil-ish plan?"
"Um... Frosted Flakes are more than good, they're great!"
"I will take that as a 'yes'."
Just then Digonagall walked in the room/office/lair/thingy.
"STOP! Your talking is getting on my nerves!" While chewing on her chewable cashew. "I demand to know what led you to begin that riot yesterday!"
"Well we found it hysterical! I mean an ugly pop singer like her doesn't just show up everyday."
"Yeah, what he said!"
"Well both of you boys are going to have to face the consequences!"
"NO! You wouldn't!"
"Oh, yes I would!"
"Uh Digonagall?"
"Yes Ferret."
"What are the consequences?"
"Well, Ferret, they are very...bad...and...scary...and...stuff!"
"Donald ."
"Yes?"
"The consequences are, are,......TO MILK THE EVIL COW!!!!!"
"Oh, no! I think I am gonna die! Well actually I have never died before so this will be a new experience!"
Harry and Digonagall in unison.
"Donald!"
So, after this big conflict, (it was a conflict because i say it is), everyone went out to the field place where the evil cow was, and they looked at him! Scary! He was big, and cow-like, and not an evil stapler of doom! He could be, but he didn't look like it!
Just then, HARMONY BURST THROUGH THE DOOR! (Door? Wait, I thought they were in a field!)
"What is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" she asked. all flustered, and stuff.
"WELL," began the new character (Who's the new character? We have no idea yet!), "They got in trouble, so they have to milk the evil cow!"
"But cows arent evil!"
"Yes they are."
"No, they're not!"
"Oh well, no one cares anyway!"
Just then Snapie-poo hurtled himself through the door. (Which by the way was just their so each character could have an entrance. All it was, was a door in the middle of the field.) He put on his pink tap dance shoes and did a tap dance. Then the "new" character put on their military boots and did some ballet!
"BOO!" said Dracula (Draco), the dork, for he was pretending to be a scary duck, except he isn't a duck, and he isn't scary! (Just his face.)
"Ah," said Gin-Gin dully, for she has lost her hyper-ness, and has been left out thus far.
Everyone just stared at her because we think she didn't realize what she was doing. She was in a Mexican outfit with maracas taped to her ears. She thought she would look scary with Draco!
Suddenly the lights went out and there was something happening.
"I think something is happening" said Harry.
"Wow you were actually paying attention to the fic!" said Harmony while patting him on the head and feeding him a cookie.
The lights flashed back on, and...
Mwuahaha! Cliffhanger! Koolies, huh? Ok, well come back later to find out Harry's still not mentioned plan and what happened when the lights in the felid (???) went off!
The bored and hyper,
--Glitter748 and SilverSerpent (Minerva, and Sheila)
