Back in the rec room Lara, Darc'I, and Regina are dressed as teachers. All are wearing glasses,
which Regina and Darc'I seem to have a problem seeing out of, and are waving their hands
around frantically trying to ignore their new depth perception problems. Then Jill comes in dragging
a big crate behind her. It seems to hold something alive inside of it.
Lara: I assume that you got one?
Jill: Yeah! And I found it just wandering around outside, now let's get to work! *pulls up the latch
on the box and a discombobulated zombie stumbles out*
Darc'I: Eww, it smells bad.
Lara: Too bad, stick in the chair and lets get this show on the road.
Regina, Darc'I, and Jill gather round the zombie and then wrestle it into one of those annoying
chair desk combinations that schools seem so fond of. Lara then pulls out a meter stick and begins
swinging it at everything in reach.
Lara: All right then, *turns to the board* this is a trinomial equation, factor it. Now! Right, you
should be done with that, moving on to science here is a atom, these make up matter which
makes up everything else. For English, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now social studies…
Regina: Lara?
Lara: *angrily* What? I'm trying to teach! *turns around* oh.
Darc'I: His brain melted.
Jill: Wow, that's never happened before, you want a job in the RPD Lara? We could use you.
Regina: Never! You can't have her, we need an incessant babbler here.
Lara: I don't babble…
Darc'I: Yeah, get your own babbling know it all!
Lara: I don't babble!
Jill: Oh all right, keep her; well just get Wesker to explain why our holiday bonuses are so small
this year to them. That should do it just as well.
Lara: I DON'T BABBLE!
*lights flash and Natla comes up on screen*
Natla: What the hell are you doing? What is that!? Did you melt something in the microwave
again!?
Lara: Oops! Look at the time! Better get back in the theater! *runs away*
Regina: Couldn't agree more! *grabs Jill and follows Lara*
Darc'I: *stands there looking at the pile of zombie for a moment, then looks up, grins at Natla and
runs off as welll*
Natla: WAIT!! GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN THIS UP! ARRRGH!
6…5…4…3…2…1…0…theater
Everyone sits down in the same order as before.
Jill: Ooooh, look, a safety line! \/ Is it there to keep us from falling into the fic?
Darc'I: Oh boy was that bad.
right, this is my first attampt at a Dino Crisis fic *bites finger nails*
Jill: Then bites their finger off. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
read and reveiw, and tell me what you think, and if i should continue.
Regina: No! Stop right there! If you do we can get out of here early!
Lara: But then we have to go clean up our zombie friend.
Regina: Oh, continue then, mortal.
Dino Crisis 3- time to rescue Dylan
Regina1: Dumbass, always screwing things up.
Darc'I: What do you expect? He's blonde.
(fade in to see a heavy machine gun being loaded, then slowly zoom out to show regina.
Regina1: *jumps up and raises hands over head* Here I am! Right here! Yup, I'm here!
Lara: Sit down you moron.
she looks very determined. she's wearing the same outfit as in dc2, but where she in grey (arms,
legs, and neck) its now dark blue.
Jill: Hehe, they took the liberty of changing your outfit eh?
we see the door slowly open behind her, she notice's this, and does a quick 180' turn and aim's
her gun, we then see a full veiw on the door, to reveal Rick standing standing there. he looks the
same as in DC1, and he has a gun strapped to his shoulder)
Darc'I: He promptly collapses under the weight of it.
Regina1: Figures.
Rick: whoa! do i look like a big green lizard to you?
Regina1: No, you look like a scrawny black dork.
Regina: well, just trying out some old moves.
Lara: Like shooting your own troops?
Rick: (shakes his head) look, i got something to show you
All:…
Regina: what? a new gun?
Regina: *pulls out handgun* Shooting stuff! *pulls the trigger*
All: Ah! Put that down! *clobbers Regina and wrestles the gun from her*
Rick: hehehe, you wish!
Regina1: Yes indeedy I do.
(they leave the room, we follow them down the hall, which looks very old) . rick stops at a door,
and regina stops behind him,
Jill: Trips, and rams into him. The impact kills him, unfortunately, and Regina is discharged from
service.
Regina1: Yeah! 3 day weekend!
rick opens the door)
Rick: ladies first!
Darc'I: Go to hell.
Regina: charmed!
Regina1: No I'm not.
(she walks in, rick follows
Scene: In what looks like a waiting room, but it looks quite old)
Lara: Government not springing for new facilities again, eh?
Regina: so, whats this, 'thing'?
(She spots a man who has his back facing her)
Regina: who's that?
Jill: Your worst nightmare! Whoooo!
(The man turns around, we still dont see his face)
Darc'I: He doesn't have one, does he?
Man: Im the 'thing!'
Regina: (surprised) GAIL!!!!
(She runs up to him, and hugs him)
All: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!
Gail: (we now see his face, and it's none other than gail, from DC) whoa! its nice to see you too!
Regina1: *cough* Not! *cough*
Regina: What are you doing here!?!?!?
Lara: I'm here to give everyone noggies! He then pulls out a pair of sharp brass knuckles and,
after noggieing Regina and Rick to death goes off in search of his next victims.
Darc'I: Ahhh! Noggie's of death!
Gail: Well, rick told me, you could do with some help,
Regina1: What the hell? Rick, you moron.
you know, all this rubbish about going into the future, killing more dinosaurs, personally, i think
you guys are around the twist!
Darc'I: Bangin up the home time hammy beef!
Jill: Flip-flop on the time side daddio!
Lara: Err…
Regina: it's true!
Regina1: No it's not!
Regina1: Yes!
Regina1: No!
Regina1: Yes!
Lara: You can't do that anymore, stop.
Regina1: But…
Lara: No.
Rick: yeah yeah, we'll believe it when we see it! but, wait, what are we going for again?
Jill: I donno, nostalgia I guess.
Regina: to save my friend, Dylan.
Gail: right.........so, we actually have to go into, a vortex thing, thats takes us into the future, with
lot's of dinosaurs, and save your imaginary friend.....?
Regina1: Yup! And the thing, with the things, and the button to the right of the leftest button, and
stuff.
Regina: ohh, shut up! you believe me really!
Jill: Really really! Oh really, really, really, really!
(Rick sighs)
Lara: Then falls over dead.
Rick: so is this time warp thing ready yet? or like what? we cant sit here forever!
Regina: yeah, its ready, we should get going.
Darc'I: Ok, so they're going to do this without any higher authority being told whatsoever?
Figures.
Gail: so, how did you actually do all this? you know, make a time thing?
Regina: when i was in edward city,
Lara: *shaking fist at screen* It's Edmonton, Canada! You know it is!!! Admit it!
we had to collect data from the third energy project, and thats where i got the information, on
how to build the time machine.
Rick: But, why would the third energy project know about the time....warp....thing?
Regina: i haven't got time to explain, we really need to help dylan!!
Jill: Dylan this, Dylan that! What is this guy to you anyways?
Regina1: How the hell should I know? I didn't write this crap.
Darc'I: Ohhhhh, is he your boyfriend or something?
Lara: That would be interesting, Regina and a thick headed army goof…
Regina1: Oh yeah!? Well what about the Alex West person? Eh? Or Ruper? And Chris huh? I'm the
only one with no romantic life here! I rule!
Lara: Oh, that's low, I might have to kill you now…right after I go kill Angelina Jolie, and the guy
that played the West, he's too ugly to live.
Darc'I: Ruper's twice my age! Twice! What are you thinking?
Jill:…so? I'm supposed to be insulted by that?
Regina1: *pulls out copious amounts of her own hair*
Gail: but, how do you know that all this is gonna work out? what if we cant get back?!
Lara: Back? Oh, yeah, getting back, uh, of Course we can get back…heh-heh…
(A girl walks through the door. she looks about 16. she has long brown hair, in a plait. she's
wearing the same outfit as regina, but in army/camoflage sort of get up
Darc'I: Why am I having so much trouble imagining that?
, she's a memeber of T.R.A.T as it shows on the back of her)
Jill: sounds like a young Lara.
Lara: I hated myself at 16.
Regina: who are you kid?
Darc'I: Sherry Birken all growed up!
Girl: very funny, im Jerry,
Lara: Jerry Springer!
Rick said you needed some help with.....dinosaurs.....?
Jill: Rick looks extremely proud and says 'yup!'
(Regina gives Rick and evil glance, he shrugs)
Regina: well, dont bother little girl, we're fine.
Lara: No one says that to Sherry Birken! No one! Arrgh! I'll bite your calves you old hag!
(walks towards her to take her outside)
Darc'I: Ohhh, backwards grammar!
Rick: Reg, wait, i think we'll need all the help we can get.
Regina1: Now Rick, what have I told you about contradicting me? You always end up getting hurt.
Gail: yeah, he's right, if the government isn't helping in this operation.....
Lara: Gee, I wonder why?
Rick: we'll be screwed basically.
Jerry: well, lets get going!
Jill: uh, didn't she just hear them say 'we're screwed'?
(she walks out of the door, gail and rick follow, regina looks annyed,
Lara: 'annyed' now that's a new one.
but soon follows
Scene: outside, on a dock. they are walkng along to the same sort of boat in DC2. Regina climb
down onto the boat, down some stairs which are on the side of the dock, but Jerry just jumps
down)
Regina1: *as Jerry* Arrrgh! My legs!
Regina: (coldy) well, that was childish.
Rick: (jumps down too,
Regina1: *as Rick* Arrrgh! You were right!
oh come on Regina, she's just trying to have a little fun! lighten up!
Regina: yes, but we're not here to have fun! we're here to save Dylan!
All: ENOUGH!
Jerry: sorry! ok, lets just do what we came here to do and do it!
(she picks up a gun that was lying on some boxes,
Lara: Just lying there, completely unattended, waiting for some young dolt to pick it up and shoot
herself in the foot wit it…
and her and rick walk to the cockpit cabin, and enter. Gail climbs down on to the boat and walks
up behind regina)
Darc'I: BOGGIE, BOGGIE, BOGGIE!
Regina1: Ahhh! She then falls off the boat and drowns, thus my evil twin in vanquished!
Gail: dont worry regina, we'll get your friend back.
regina:(down hearted) i hope so......
Jill: That bastard owes me seventeen crooners!
(gail leaves for the cabin)
Regina: I have to, I promised.......
Darc'I: *sob!* I promised to get his dry-cleaning back to him! I promised!
right, i know that was kind of a shitty introduction,
Lara: And we couldn't agree more.
but i couldn't think of any other way to start it:
Jill: Oh, I bet you could've if you had thought about it for about 10 seconds instead of 5.
( but if you guys still want me to carry on with this, I will, (and I'll make sure its not as crap as this)
All: Don't continue! And thank you, the 'not as crap as this' gesture was lovely!
p.s please read and reveiw this!!!!
Jill: Aw, I got your review right here…*pulls out a gun*
Lara: That's it! Out! Everyone! Mosey!
Shuffle, movement, run run, 'freedom!'
0…1…2…3…4…5…6…rec room.
Everyone crowds into the kitchen for sustence distribution (i.e.: cheetos and Hawaiian punch)
Darc'I: *through mouthful of cheetos* that was pretty bad, remind me to run screaming from the
base if she ever gives us anything in script form again.
Jill: Uh huh, so, when do we go home?
Darc'I, Lara & Regina: Home?
Jill: Uh, yeah…
Lara: Well, I think that Natla might send you up the tube and back home so…oh my god! You can
go for help!
Regina: Hey, yeah! That's a great…wait a second. Why didn't we just ask our previous, ahem,
'guests' to go for help?
Darc'I: Because they were mostly men, or had to run out of here up heavy fire.
Regina: Ah, hmm, well Jill, you think you can remember to get us help here?
Jill: *saluting with a punch moustache* Yes! I'll do my dandiest! Help me get back up the tube!
All: Yay!
*lights flash*
Darc'I: Shazbots, it's Natla. *hits button*
Natla: Hello mortals, I see you finished my movies.
Lara: Yes, and they were not as short as you claimed they would be.
Natla: Too bad, Jill? Are you ready to leave?
Jill: What? You mean you're releasing me? Of your own free will? No one is holding a gun to your
head?
Natla: Of course not, it's too expensive to have more then three people out there. Now get up
that tube!
Jill: Yahoo…I…wait, how do I get up again?
Natla: Simple, I just reverse the suction doodads on the controls like so…
*pulls out what looks like a remote car controller, suddenly the tube pops open and begins to suck
up almost everything in the room. Everyone grabs something ad holds on for dear life*
Darc'I: *holing piping in the ceiling* Wait! No! The video games!!! We must save them!
Regina: *clinging to the couch with Jill* Don't worry! I know what to do! *Pries Jill's fingers off the
couch, Jill then goes flying up the tube and the suction abruptly stops. Everyone falls out of view of
the camera*
Lara's voice: Well, that went better then could have been expected, are the games safe?
Darc'I's voice: Yes, I think so.
Lara: Good.
*everyone stands up, their hair is all standing straight up.*
Regina: She better remember to send help or I'll get her by gum!
Darc'I: Yeah, but I think we have a more pressing matter to attend to.
Lara: What's that?
Darc'I: Hair gel, lots of it.
All: To the hair gel mobile!
This is the end, the only end my…oh! Hair gel! Gooey!
which Regina and Darc'I seem to have a problem seeing out of, and are waving their hands
around frantically trying to ignore their new depth perception problems. Then Jill comes in dragging
a big crate behind her. It seems to hold something alive inside of it.
Lara: I assume that you got one?
Jill: Yeah! And I found it just wandering around outside, now let's get to work! *pulls up the latch
on the box and a discombobulated zombie stumbles out*
Darc'I: Eww, it smells bad.
Lara: Too bad, stick in the chair and lets get this show on the road.
Regina, Darc'I, and Jill gather round the zombie and then wrestle it into one of those annoying
chair desk combinations that schools seem so fond of. Lara then pulls out a meter stick and begins
swinging it at everything in reach.
Lara: All right then, *turns to the board* this is a trinomial equation, factor it. Now! Right, you
should be done with that, moving on to science here is a atom, these make up matter which
makes up everything else. For English, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Now social studies…
Regina: Lara?
Lara: *angrily* What? I'm trying to teach! *turns around* oh.
Darc'I: His brain melted.
Jill: Wow, that's never happened before, you want a job in the RPD Lara? We could use you.
Regina: Never! You can't have her, we need an incessant babbler here.
Lara: I don't babble…
Darc'I: Yeah, get your own babbling know it all!
Lara: I don't babble!
Jill: Oh all right, keep her; well just get Wesker to explain why our holiday bonuses are so small
this year to them. That should do it just as well.
Lara: I DON'T BABBLE!
*lights flash and Natla comes up on screen*
Natla: What the hell are you doing? What is that!? Did you melt something in the microwave
again!?
Lara: Oops! Look at the time! Better get back in the theater! *runs away*
Regina: Couldn't agree more! *grabs Jill and follows Lara*
Darc'I: *stands there looking at the pile of zombie for a moment, then looks up, grins at Natla and
runs off as welll*
Natla: WAIT!! GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN THIS UP! ARRRGH!
6…5…4…3…2…1…0…theater
Everyone sits down in the same order as before.
Jill: Ooooh, look, a safety line! \/ Is it there to keep us from falling into the fic?
Darc'I: Oh boy was that bad.
right, this is my first attampt at a Dino Crisis fic *bites finger nails*
Jill: Then bites their finger off. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
read and reveiw, and tell me what you think, and if i should continue.
Regina: No! Stop right there! If you do we can get out of here early!
Lara: But then we have to go clean up our zombie friend.
Regina: Oh, continue then, mortal.
Dino Crisis 3- time to rescue Dylan
Regina1: Dumbass, always screwing things up.
Darc'I: What do you expect? He's blonde.
(fade in to see a heavy machine gun being loaded, then slowly zoom out to show regina.
Regina1: *jumps up and raises hands over head* Here I am! Right here! Yup, I'm here!
Lara: Sit down you moron.
she looks very determined. she's wearing the same outfit as in dc2, but where she in grey (arms,
legs, and neck) its now dark blue.
Jill: Hehe, they took the liberty of changing your outfit eh?
we see the door slowly open behind her, she notice's this, and does a quick 180' turn and aim's
her gun, we then see a full veiw on the door, to reveal Rick standing standing there. he looks the
same as in DC1, and he has a gun strapped to his shoulder)
Darc'I: He promptly collapses under the weight of it.
Regina1: Figures.
Rick: whoa! do i look like a big green lizard to you?
Regina1: No, you look like a scrawny black dork.
Regina: well, just trying out some old moves.
Lara: Like shooting your own troops?
Rick: (shakes his head) look, i got something to show you
All:…
Regina: what? a new gun?
Regina: *pulls out handgun* Shooting stuff! *pulls the trigger*
All: Ah! Put that down! *clobbers Regina and wrestles the gun from her*
Rick: hehehe, you wish!
Regina1: Yes indeedy I do.
(they leave the room, we follow them down the hall, which looks very old) . rick stops at a door,
and regina stops behind him,
Jill: Trips, and rams into him. The impact kills him, unfortunately, and Regina is discharged from
service.
Regina1: Yeah! 3 day weekend!
rick opens the door)
Rick: ladies first!
Darc'I: Go to hell.
Regina: charmed!
Regina1: No I'm not.
(she walks in, rick follows
Scene: In what looks like a waiting room, but it looks quite old)
Lara: Government not springing for new facilities again, eh?
Regina: so, whats this, 'thing'?
(She spots a man who has his back facing her)
Regina: who's that?
Jill: Your worst nightmare! Whoooo!
(The man turns around, we still dont see his face)
Darc'I: He doesn't have one, does he?
Man: Im the 'thing!'
Regina: (surprised) GAIL!!!!
(She runs up to him, and hugs him)
All: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!
Gail: (we now see his face, and it's none other than gail, from DC) whoa! its nice to see you too!
Regina1: *cough* Not! *cough*
Regina: What are you doing here!?!?!?
Lara: I'm here to give everyone noggies! He then pulls out a pair of sharp brass knuckles and,
after noggieing Regina and Rick to death goes off in search of his next victims.
Darc'I: Ahhh! Noggie's of death!
Gail: Well, rick told me, you could do with some help,
Regina1: What the hell? Rick, you moron.
you know, all this rubbish about going into the future, killing more dinosaurs, personally, i think
you guys are around the twist!
Darc'I: Bangin up the home time hammy beef!
Jill: Flip-flop on the time side daddio!
Lara: Err…
Regina: it's true!
Regina1: No it's not!
Regina1: Yes!
Regina1: No!
Regina1: Yes!
Lara: You can't do that anymore, stop.
Regina1: But…
Lara: No.
Rick: yeah yeah, we'll believe it when we see it! but, wait, what are we going for again?
Jill: I donno, nostalgia I guess.
Regina: to save my friend, Dylan.
Gail: right.........so, we actually have to go into, a vortex thing, thats takes us into the future, with
lot's of dinosaurs, and save your imaginary friend.....?
Regina1: Yup! And the thing, with the things, and the button to the right of the leftest button, and
stuff.
Regina: ohh, shut up! you believe me really!
Jill: Really really! Oh really, really, really, really!
(Rick sighs)
Lara: Then falls over dead.
Rick: so is this time warp thing ready yet? or like what? we cant sit here forever!
Regina: yeah, its ready, we should get going.
Darc'I: Ok, so they're going to do this without any higher authority being told whatsoever?
Figures.
Gail: so, how did you actually do all this? you know, make a time thing?
Regina: when i was in edward city,
Lara: *shaking fist at screen* It's Edmonton, Canada! You know it is!!! Admit it!
we had to collect data from the third energy project, and thats where i got the information, on
how to build the time machine.
Rick: But, why would the third energy project know about the time....warp....thing?
Regina: i haven't got time to explain, we really need to help dylan!!
Jill: Dylan this, Dylan that! What is this guy to you anyways?
Regina1: How the hell should I know? I didn't write this crap.
Darc'I: Ohhhhh, is he your boyfriend or something?
Lara: That would be interesting, Regina and a thick headed army goof…
Regina1: Oh yeah!? Well what about the Alex West person? Eh? Or Ruper? And Chris huh? I'm the
only one with no romantic life here! I rule!
Lara: Oh, that's low, I might have to kill you now…right after I go kill Angelina Jolie, and the guy
that played the West, he's too ugly to live.
Darc'I: Ruper's twice my age! Twice! What are you thinking?
Jill:…so? I'm supposed to be insulted by that?
Regina1: *pulls out copious amounts of her own hair*
Gail: but, how do you know that all this is gonna work out? what if we cant get back?!
Lara: Back? Oh, yeah, getting back, uh, of Course we can get back…heh-heh…
(A girl walks through the door. she looks about 16. she has long brown hair, in a plait. she's
wearing the same outfit as regina, but in army/camoflage sort of get up
Darc'I: Why am I having so much trouble imagining that?
, she's a memeber of T.R.A.T as it shows on the back of her)
Jill: sounds like a young Lara.
Lara: I hated myself at 16.
Regina: who are you kid?
Darc'I: Sherry Birken all growed up!
Girl: very funny, im Jerry,
Lara: Jerry Springer!
Rick said you needed some help with.....dinosaurs.....?
Jill: Rick looks extremely proud and says 'yup!'
(Regina gives Rick and evil glance, he shrugs)
Regina: well, dont bother little girl, we're fine.
Lara: No one says that to Sherry Birken! No one! Arrgh! I'll bite your calves you old hag!
(walks towards her to take her outside)
Darc'I: Ohhh, backwards grammar!
Rick: Reg, wait, i think we'll need all the help we can get.
Regina1: Now Rick, what have I told you about contradicting me? You always end up getting hurt.
Gail: yeah, he's right, if the government isn't helping in this operation.....
Lara: Gee, I wonder why?
Rick: we'll be screwed basically.
Jerry: well, lets get going!
Jill: uh, didn't she just hear them say 'we're screwed'?
(she walks out of the door, gail and rick follow, regina looks annyed,
Lara: 'annyed' now that's a new one.
but soon follows
Scene: outside, on a dock. they are walkng along to the same sort of boat in DC2. Regina climb
down onto the boat, down some stairs which are on the side of the dock, but Jerry just jumps
down)
Regina1: *as Jerry* Arrrgh! My legs!
Regina: (coldy) well, that was childish.
Rick: (jumps down too,
Regina1: *as Rick* Arrrgh! You were right!
oh come on Regina, she's just trying to have a little fun! lighten up!
Regina: yes, but we're not here to have fun! we're here to save Dylan!
All: ENOUGH!
Jerry: sorry! ok, lets just do what we came here to do and do it!
(she picks up a gun that was lying on some boxes,
Lara: Just lying there, completely unattended, waiting for some young dolt to pick it up and shoot
herself in the foot wit it…
and her and rick walk to the cockpit cabin, and enter. Gail climbs down on to the boat and walks
up behind regina)
Darc'I: BOGGIE, BOGGIE, BOGGIE!
Regina1: Ahhh! She then falls off the boat and drowns, thus my evil twin in vanquished!
Gail: dont worry regina, we'll get your friend back.
regina:(down hearted) i hope so......
Jill: That bastard owes me seventeen crooners!
(gail leaves for the cabin)
Regina: I have to, I promised.......
Darc'I: *sob!* I promised to get his dry-cleaning back to him! I promised!
right, i know that was kind of a shitty introduction,
Lara: And we couldn't agree more.
but i couldn't think of any other way to start it:
Jill: Oh, I bet you could've if you had thought about it for about 10 seconds instead of 5.
( but if you guys still want me to carry on with this, I will, (and I'll make sure its not as crap as this)
All: Don't continue! And thank you, the 'not as crap as this' gesture was lovely!
p.s please read and reveiw this!!!!
Jill: Aw, I got your review right here…*pulls out a gun*
Lara: That's it! Out! Everyone! Mosey!
Shuffle, movement, run run, 'freedom!'
0…1…2…3…4…5…6…rec room.
Everyone crowds into the kitchen for sustence distribution (i.e.: cheetos and Hawaiian punch)
Darc'I: *through mouthful of cheetos* that was pretty bad, remind me to run screaming from the
base if she ever gives us anything in script form again.
Jill: Uh huh, so, when do we go home?
Darc'I, Lara & Regina: Home?
Jill: Uh, yeah…
Lara: Well, I think that Natla might send you up the tube and back home so…oh my god! You can
go for help!
Regina: Hey, yeah! That's a great…wait a second. Why didn't we just ask our previous, ahem,
'guests' to go for help?
Darc'I: Because they were mostly men, or had to run out of here up heavy fire.
Regina: Ah, hmm, well Jill, you think you can remember to get us help here?
Jill: *saluting with a punch moustache* Yes! I'll do my dandiest! Help me get back up the tube!
All: Yay!
*lights flash*
Darc'I: Shazbots, it's Natla. *hits button*
Natla: Hello mortals, I see you finished my movies.
Lara: Yes, and they were not as short as you claimed they would be.
Natla: Too bad, Jill? Are you ready to leave?
Jill: What? You mean you're releasing me? Of your own free will? No one is holding a gun to your
head?
Natla: Of course not, it's too expensive to have more then three people out there. Now get up
that tube!
Jill: Yahoo…I…wait, how do I get up again?
Natla: Simple, I just reverse the suction doodads on the controls like so…
*pulls out what looks like a remote car controller, suddenly the tube pops open and begins to suck
up almost everything in the room. Everyone grabs something ad holds on for dear life*
Darc'I: *holing piping in the ceiling* Wait! No! The video games!!! We must save them!
Regina: *clinging to the couch with Jill* Don't worry! I know what to do! *Pries Jill's fingers off the
couch, Jill then goes flying up the tube and the suction abruptly stops. Everyone falls out of view of
the camera*
Lara's voice: Well, that went better then could have been expected, are the games safe?
Darc'I's voice: Yes, I think so.
Lara: Good.
*everyone stands up, their hair is all standing straight up.*
Regina: She better remember to send help or I'll get her by gum!
Darc'I: Yeah, but I think we have a more pressing matter to attend to.
Lara: What's that?
Darc'I: Hair gel, lots of it.
All: To the hair gel mobile!
This is the end, the only end my…oh! Hair gel! Gooey!
