Chapter 2:
Feelings
My own kind of Trazooie comes in here.
I'm not sure if it's a girl or boy. So if you say Trazooie
is yours, remember that I just need names for my fanfic. Mmmkay? Great.
Back at the UFO, Kazooie was sobbing. "My partner... gone... this is wrong." She
pointed her wing at Draco. "You! It was you!" She took out her rifle and fired. Draco dodged it
like a 500 MPH jetfighter being assaulted with slow M9 bullets. A shock went through Kazooie's
body. "I am the borg." she said. "Obsolete life form on the bridge." Draco ran to the bridge.
Kazooie put on a single-eye red visor, and followed him and hovered behind. This couldn't be
Kazooie. But yet there was not a trace of evidence of the "real" Kazooie. "Your secret is found."
whispered a voice. A white breegull jumped out with a rifle and was killed so fast by quick
work with Kazooie's power. "Prepare to be assimilated." she said and put her hand on the breegull
and it seemed strange. A beam shot up.
In the mines, a gray Jinjo jumped in front of banjo and was crushed by a giant arm.
Suddenly a hand, or wing, touched banjo. "Banjo..." said a voice. "Banjo, I'm a con spy for the
enemy team. Kazooie... Kamelia... Draco... are the Borg." Banjo picked up his gun and a flash of
anger struck him. "Trazooie!!! YOU MEAN KAZOOIE AND HER BEST FRINED KAMELIA!? THIS HAS GONE TOO
FAR!"
Trazooie took out her gun. "Hey, I'm a neutral spy. I'm 50% Borg too. Don't trigger me."
Banjo suddenly realized what to do. "I have to become Borg. It's a last resort." Trazooie blinked.
"Heeey. Not a bad idea." Banjo looked at her for a second then headed deeper into
the mines, where some freak insulted him which he shot up. Trazooie followed, sorta scared. Banjo
messed with his radio until he got an interception on the UFO. "I surrender myself to Borg."
"That spy Trazooie tellin' you things?" Draco shouted back. Kazooie's Borg stopped
and she whipped Draco off the bridge into blackness, deep blackness to the soft floor below. "Banjo!"
she shouted. "I'm beaming you up! The beam just takes living forms! Tell Trazooie to follow you!"
Banjo did as he was told, and the next minute he was in the ship. Kazooie auto-Borged and assimilated
him, halfway. This way Draco's remote didn't always work. Kazooie turned off her Borg. "You see,
it's the Borg that makes us do crazy things. You have to make a sacrifice to save us all. You
must destroy the lord of Borg. Draco's meeting him next--" She blinked up a bit and said, "Fellow
Borg, there is a meeting with the great Borg next 7 earth cycles. Days, for you new recruits."
Banjo played along until *CLICK* he was plain Borg. They went on a bombing strike, wrecking
Cloud Cuckoo Land. Down there a Borg ran around and was destroyed. Somehow a new one appeared
in the ship. "That is only the way of life. One dies, his troop gets 'nother one, no problem.
Miserable life go poof, just a replacement." Banjo was disgusted, but he couldn't show feelings at
this because he was plain robotic. A freak ran around in there yelling "LOTS OF CHOCLAT-O EVEN FOR
ROBOT-O!" and a beam came down, this time a killer laser then he was exploded. A giant streak of
blood shot through the air and landed on the red jelly castle. A bee smelled out the blood, then
followed out the source because everything was in panic. While the Borgs were out fearlessly fighting,
Bees were attacking their prey. Bees. Soon Kazooie shot down a laser at the invasion of bees.
Banjo high-fived her as he was some kind of freak. Draco watched them. "Well, I'll give you credit
for that, Kazooie. A new recruit, eh?" he said. Kazooie looked back at him. Her sensors beeped.
"LOOK OUT!" A gruntling shot him in the back with an assault rifle and meleed him right off the
edge of the UFO. "NOOOOO!" he shouted. "THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR A TROOP LEADER!" There was a
huge "THUD" and the first Borg was permanently wasted. Permanently. The Borg power seemed to let
up just a slight bit. But not enough.
Another chapter wrap-up.
Haha, evil just wasted another place.
Don't worry, Banjo and Kazooie, who are cool Borgs,
and have gone evil, aren't expected to die. Thanks, and be
bored as you wait for the next chapter. Yay. (You BET I'm bored.)
Feelings
My own kind of Trazooie comes in here.
I'm not sure if it's a girl or boy. So if you say Trazooie
is yours, remember that I just need names for my fanfic. Mmmkay? Great.
Back at the UFO, Kazooie was sobbing. "My partner... gone... this is wrong." She
pointed her wing at Draco. "You! It was you!" She took out her rifle and fired. Draco dodged it
like a 500 MPH jetfighter being assaulted with slow M9 bullets. A shock went through Kazooie's
body. "I am the borg." she said. "Obsolete life form on the bridge." Draco ran to the bridge.
Kazooie put on a single-eye red visor, and followed him and hovered behind. This couldn't be
Kazooie. But yet there was not a trace of evidence of the "real" Kazooie. "Your secret is found."
whispered a voice. A white breegull jumped out with a rifle and was killed so fast by quick
work with Kazooie's power. "Prepare to be assimilated." she said and put her hand on the breegull
and it seemed strange. A beam shot up.
In the mines, a gray Jinjo jumped in front of banjo and was crushed by a giant arm.
Suddenly a hand, or wing, touched banjo. "Banjo..." said a voice. "Banjo, I'm a con spy for the
enemy team. Kazooie... Kamelia... Draco... are the Borg." Banjo picked up his gun and a flash of
anger struck him. "Trazooie!!! YOU MEAN KAZOOIE AND HER BEST FRINED KAMELIA!? THIS HAS GONE TOO
FAR!"
Trazooie took out her gun. "Hey, I'm a neutral spy. I'm 50% Borg too. Don't trigger me."
Banjo suddenly realized what to do. "I have to become Borg. It's a last resort." Trazooie blinked.
"Heeey. Not a bad idea." Banjo looked at her for a second then headed deeper into
the mines, where some freak insulted him which he shot up. Trazooie followed, sorta scared. Banjo
messed with his radio until he got an interception on the UFO. "I surrender myself to Borg."
"That spy Trazooie tellin' you things?" Draco shouted back. Kazooie's Borg stopped
and she whipped Draco off the bridge into blackness, deep blackness to the soft floor below. "Banjo!"
she shouted. "I'm beaming you up! The beam just takes living forms! Tell Trazooie to follow you!"
Banjo did as he was told, and the next minute he was in the ship. Kazooie auto-Borged and assimilated
him, halfway. This way Draco's remote didn't always work. Kazooie turned off her Borg. "You see,
it's the Borg that makes us do crazy things. You have to make a sacrifice to save us all. You
must destroy the lord of Borg. Draco's meeting him next--" She blinked up a bit and said, "Fellow
Borg, there is a meeting with the great Borg next 7 earth cycles. Days, for you new recruits."
Banjo played along until *CLICK* he was plain Borg. They went on a bombing strike, wrecking
Cloud Cuckoo Land. Down there a Borg ran around and was destroyed. Somehow a new one appeared
in the ship. "That is only the way of life. One dies, his troop gets 'nother one, no problem.
Miserable life go poof, just a replacement." Banjo was disgusted, but he couldn't show feelings at
this because he was plain robotic. A freak ran around in there yelling "LOTS OF CHOCLAT-O EVEN FOR
ROBOT-O!" and a beam came down, this time a killer laser then he was exploded. A giant streak of
blood shot through the air and landed on the red jelly castle. A bee smelled out the blood, then
followed out the source because everything was in panic. While the Borgs were out fearlessly fighting,
Bees were attacking their prey. Bees. Soon Kazooie shot down a laser at the invasion of bees.
Banjo high-fived her as he was some kind of freak. Draco watched them. "Well, I'll give you credit
for that, Kazooie. A new recruit, eh?" he said. Kazooie looked back at him. Her sensors beeped.
"LOOK OUT!" A gruntling shot him in the back with an assault rifle and meleed him right off the
edge of the UFO. "NOOOOO!" he shouted. "THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT FOR A TROOP LEADER!" There was a
huge "THUD" and the first Borg was permanently wasted. Permanently. The Borg power seemed to let
up just a slight bit. But not enough.
Another chapter wrap-up.
Haha, evil just wasted another place.
Don't worry, Banjo and Kazooie, who are cool Borgs,
and have gone evil, aren't expected to die. Thanks, and be
bored as you wait for the next chapter. Yay. (You BET I'm bored.)
