A Strange Fantasy: Part One

BUM: We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians-

Dib: *is passing by* Yeah, I'll say!!

Director: CUT!! Dib.. must you do that everytime? I know your upset,
but you can't keep cutting them off by that!! It messes them up EVERY
TIME.

Dib: Then my tactics are working. *walks on*

Director: Let's try that agian! Take 2!

BUM: We are the Martians-

GIR: *sings to the next part of the tune*
But you're no threat to Zim-my!

Director: CUT!! Ok, same with you GIR!!! Geez, do i have to lock up
the entire cast of ZIM or something?

GIR: *feeling his head* I hate you.

Director: 0_0 Get.. GET OFF!! *arms flying all around*

GIR: *takes his wallet* Ooh.. a green cupcake!! *eats a 200 dollar
bill*

Director: NO!! My money!! My beautiful money!! That's the money i made
off of ZIM!! OOPS!! I mean.. uh..

GIR: *eats the rest of his wallet and runs off*

Director: *following after* COME BACK WITH THAT!

BUM: What do we do now?

Gaz: Your voice is STUPID! Boo!

BUM: *all shrug* we don't care.

Gaz: I'd like you all to meet my friend, Johnny.

Nny: Hello.

BUM: You're ugly!! I mean.. what's with that hairstyle of yours?!

Nny: *sharpens a knife*

BUM: *continues to make fun of Nny*

Nny: *stabs each one through the head, and pushes a knife through each
of their shoulders so they are stuck to the wall*

BUM: OW!! OW!!

Gaz: I'm glad you hit it off so well. Now i gotta go battle some kids
with my GS3.. see ya.

*screams are heard in the background. Jhonen comes to see what's going
on*

Jhonen: Good.. my plan worked. All the corn-eating, mustard-brains at
Nickelodeon might see our point now.

Nny: *still torturing BUM*

Jhonen: *walks off, allowing Nny to do as he will*

MEANWHILE, AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS

Doof Bucket #1: HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??!!

Doof Bucket #2: It could have been Invader ZIM fans. I mean, we DID
intentionally tick them off.

Doof Bucket #3: hhaa he he ha ha!! HA ah HAH HEHE!! *lafs insanely*

Doof Bucket #2 and 1: *both looking at Doof Bucket #3*

Doof Bucket #1: I propose that we put on some OTHER pathetic excuse
for entertainment.. such as Barney in place of Butt Ugly Martians,
which replaced Invader ZIM.

Doof Bucket #3: *dies on the spot, hearing the name: Barney*

Doof Bucket #2: *dials 911 and watches the paramedics take him away*
That seems to happen a lot around here...

Doof Bucket #1: Well? Barney? *he is stabbed from behind by a tall,
skinny guy*

Doof Bucket #2: *looking for the exit*

Nny: There is NO escape! *loud screams are heard*

IN A SECRET ROOM

ZIM: So far, Jhonen's plan is working.

Mizz Bitterz: Mmph. Good.

Gaz: *playing GS3* That guy's a genious!

GIR: I want my mocha!! *searches under a small bug, who's legs twitch
as GIR lifts it*

Peepi: *squeak*

Dib: *rolls eyes and gives Peepi a can of Poop*

Peepi: *squeaks and drinks*

Baloney Dib: .. I'm too fat.. i can't move.. someone ..help

*All look at Baloney Dib*

ZIM: Who invited Baloney Dib??!

*All shrug and continue with mindless dribble of conversation*

OUTSIDE THE BUILDING

Fan 205: JHONEN!!

Fan 325: GIR!!

Fan 289: DIB!!

Fan 934: TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!! *says with crazy expression on face*

*All fans stare at Fan 934 0_o who starts to run. The other fans
chase after Fan 934*

One fan remains, Number One. She stares with sparkles in her huge
anime eyes which consume almost 7/8ths of her face at the gates to
Nickelodeon Studios.

Number One: Jhonen.. Dib.. Rob.. Richard.. *recites the rest of the
cast and crew as she climbs the gate and enters the building*

Rob: Umm.. Jhonen, there's a strange little person here to see you.

Jhonen: *stares at Number One, who stares back*

Dib: *comes around corner and flies into Number One* Oops.. sorry,
there.. heh. ^_^'

Number One: Diiibbbb.....

Dib: *stares* are you ok?

Number One: Diiibbbb.....

Dib, Jhonen and Rob run down the hallway and lock themselves in the bathroom.

Dib: Ouch, Rob!! Your on my face!!

Rob: Sorry, but Jhonen's on my stomach!

Jhonen: *sips lemonade*

Dib: Where did you get that lemonade?!

Jhonen: *shrugs and sips*


AND HERE THE STORY ENDS. OR DOES IT?