A Strange Fantasy: Part One
BUM: We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians-
Dib: *is passing by* Yeah, I'll say!!
Director: CUT!! Dib.. must you do that everytime? I know your upset,
but you can't keep cutting them off by that!! It messes them up EVERY
TIME.
Dib: Then my tactics are working. *walks on*
Director: Let's try that agian! Take 2!
BUM: We are the Martians-
GIR: *sings to the next part of the tune*
But you're no threat to Zim-my!
Director: CUT!! Ok, same with you GIR!!! Geez, do i have to lock up
the entire cast of ZIM or something?
GIR: *feeling his head* I hate you.
Director: 0_0 Get.. GET OFF!! *arms flying all around*
GIR: *takes his wallet* Ooh.. a green cupcake!! *eats a 200 dollar
bill*
Director: NO!! My money!! My beautiful money!! That's the money i made
off of ZIM!! OOPS!! I mean.. uh..
GIR: *eats the rest of his wallet and runs off*
Director: *following after* COME BACK WITH THAT!
BUM: What do we do now?
Gaz: Your voice is STUPID! Boo!
BUM: *all shrug* we don't care.
Gaz: I'd like you all to meet my friend, Johnny.
Nny: Hello.
BUM: You're ugly!! I mean.. what's with that hairstyle of yours?!
Nny: *sharpens a knife*
BUM: *continues to make fun of Nny*
Nny: *stabs each one through the head, and pushes a knife through each
of their shoulders so they are stuck to the wall*
BUM: OW!! OW!!
Gaz: I'm glad you hit it off so well. Now i gotta go battle some kids
with my GS3.. see ya.
*screams are heard in the background. Jhonen comes to see what's going
on*
Jhonen: Good.. my plan worked. All the corn-eating, mustard-brains at
Nickelodeon might see our point now.
Nny: *still torturing BUM*
Jhonen: *walks off, allowing Nny to do as he will*
MEANWHILE, AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
Doof Bucket #1: HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??!!
Doof Bucket #2: It could have been Invader ZIM fans. I mean, we DID
intentionally tick them off.
Doof Bucket #3: hhaa he he ha ha!! HA ah HAH HEHE!! *lafs insanely*
Doof Bucket #2 and 1: *both looking at Doof Bucket #3*
Doof Bucket #1: I propose that we put on some OTHER pathetic excuse
for entertainment.. such as Barney in place of Butt Ugly Martians,
which replaced Invader ZIM.
Doof Bucket #3: *dies on the spot, hearing the name: Barney*
Doof Bucket #2: *dials 911 and watches the paramedics take him away*
That seems to happen a lot around here...
Doof Bucket #1: Well? Barney? *he is stabbed from behind by a tall,
skinny guy*
Doof Bucket #2: *looking for the exit*
Nny: There is NO escape! *loud screams are heard*
IN A SECRET ROOM
ZIM: So far, Jhonen's plan is working.
Mizz Bitterz: Mmph. Good.
Gaz: *playing GS3* That guy's a genious!
GIR: I want my mocha!! *searches under a small bug, who's legs twitch
as GIR lifts it*
Peepi: *squeak*
Dib: *rolls eyes and gives Peepi a can of Poop*
Peepi: *squeaks and drinks*
Baloney Dib: .. I'm too fat.. i can't move.. someone ..help
*All look at Baloney Dib*
ZIM: Who invited Baloney Dib??!
*All shrug and continue with mindless dribble of conversation*
OUTSIDE THE BUILDING
Fan 205: JHONEN!!
Fan 325: GIR!!
Fan 289: DIB!!
Fan 934: TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!! *says with crazy expression on face*
*All fans stare at Fan 934 0_o who starts to run. The other fans
chase after Fan 934*
One fan remains, Number One. She stares with sparkles in her huge
anime eyes which consume almost 7/8ths of her face at the gates to
Nickelodeon Studios.
Number One: Jhonen.. Dib.. Rob.. Richard.. *recites the rest of the
cast and crew as she climbs the gate and enters the building*
Rob: Umm.. Jhonen, there's a strange little person here to see you.
Jhonen: *stares at Number One, who stares back*
Dib: *comes around corner and flies into Number One* Oops.. sorry,
there.. heh. ^_^'
Number One: Diiibbbb.....
Dib: *stares* are you ok?
Number One: Diiibbbb.....
Dib, Jhonen and Rob run down the hallway and lock themselves in the bathroom.
Dib: Ouch, Rob!! Your on my face!!
Rob: Sorry, but Jhonen's on my stomach!
Jhonen: *sips lemonade*
Dib: Where did you get that lemonade?!
Jhonen: *shrugs and sips*
AND HERE THE STORY ENDS. OR DOES IT?
BUM: We are the Martians, the Butt Ugly Martians-
Dib: *is passing by* Yeah, I'll say!!
Director: CUT!! Dib.. must you do that everytime? I know your upset,
but you can't keep cutting them off by that!! It messes them up EVERY
TIME.
Dib: Then my tactics are working. *walks on*
Director: Let's try that agian! Take 2!
BUM: We are the Martians-
GIR: *sings to the next part of the tune*
But you're no threat to Zim-my!
Director: CUT!! Ok, same with you GIR!!! Geez, do i have to lock up
the entire cast of ZIM or something?
GIR: *feeling his head* I hate you.
Director: 0_0 Get.. GET OFF!! *arms flying all around*
GIR: *takes his wallet* Ooh.. a green cupcake!! *eats a 200 dollar
bill*
Director: NO!! My money!! My beautiful money!! That's the money i made
off of ZIM!! OOPS!! I mean.. uh..
GIR: *eats the rest of his wallet and runs off*
Director: *following after* COME BACK WITH THAT!
BUM: What do we do now?
Gaz: Your voice is STUPID! Boo!
BUM: *all shrug* we don't care.
Gaz: I'd like you all to meet my friend, Johnny.
Nny: Hello.
BUM: You're ugly!! I mean.. what's with that hairstyle of yours?!
Nny: *sharpens a knife*
BUM: *continues to make fun of Nny*
Nny: *stabs each one through the head, and pushes a knife through each
of their shoulders so they are stuck to the wall*
BUM: OW!! OW!!
Gaz: I'm glad you hit it off so well. Now i gotta go battle some kids
with my GS3.. see ya.
*screams are heard in the background. Jhonen comes to see what's going
on*
Jhonen: Good.. my plan worked. All the corn-eating, mustard-brains at
Nickelodeon might see our point now.
Nny: *still torturing BUM*
Jhonen: *walks off, allowing Nny to do as he will*
MEANWHILE, AT NICKELODEON STUDIOS
Doof Bucket #1: HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??!!
Doof Bucket #2: It could have been Invader ZIM fans. I mean, we DID
intentionally tick them off.
Doof Bucket #3: hhaa he he ha ha!! HA ah HAH HEHE!! *lafs insanely*
Doof Bucket #2 and 1: *both looking at Doof Bucket #3*
Doof Bucket #1: I propose that we put on some OTHER pathetic excuse
for entertainment.. such as Barney in place of Butt Ugly Martians,
which replaced Invader ZIM.
Doof Bucket #3: *dies on the spot, hearing the name: Barney*
Doof Bucket #2: *dials 911 and watches the paramedics take him away*
That seems to happen a lot around here...
Doof Bucket #1: Well? Barney? *he is stabbed from behind by a tall,
skinny guy*
Doof Bucket #2: *looking for the exit*
Nny: There is NO escape! *loud screams are heard*
IN A SECRET ROOM
ZIM: So far, Jhonen's plan is working.
Mizz Bitterz: Mmph. Good.
Gaz: *playing GS3* That guy's a genious!
GIR: I want my mocha!! *searches under a small bug, who's legs twitch
as GIR lifts it*
Peepi: *squeak*
Dib: *rolls eyes and gives Peepi a can of Poop*
Peepi: *squeaks and drinks*
Baloney Dib: .. I'm too fat.. i can't move.. someone ..help
*All look at Baloney Dib*
ZIM: Who invited Baloney Dib??!
*All shrug and continue with mindless dribble of conversation*
OUTSIDE THE BUILDING
Fan 205: JHONEN!!
Fan 325: GIR!!
Fan 289: DIB!!
Fan 934: TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!! *says with crazy expression on face*
*All fans stare at Fan 934 0_o who starts to run. The other fans
chase after Fan 934*
One fan remains, Number One. She stares with sparkles in her huge
anime eyes which consume almost 7/8ths of her face at the gates to
Nickelodeon Studios.
Number One: Jhonen.. Dib.. Rob.. Richard.. *recites the rest of the
cast and crew as she climbs the gate and enters the building*
Rob: Umm.. Jhonen, there's a strange little person here to see you.
Jhonen: *stares at Number One, who stares back*
Dib: *comes around corner and flies into Number One* Oops.. sorry,
there.. heh. ^_^'
Number One: Diiibbbb.....
Dib: *stares* are you ok?
Number One: Diiibbbb.....
Dib, Jhonen and Rob run down the hallway and lock themselves in the bathroom.
Dib: Ouch, Rob!! Your on my face!!
Rob: Sorry, but Jhonen's on my stomach!
Jhonen: *sips lemonade*
Dib: Where did you get that lemonade?!
Jhonen: *shrugs and sips*
AND HERE THE STORY ENDS. OR DOES IT?
