Another Weird Day in the Life of Ranma Saotome
A fanfic by Kalio Halos
The less messed up version!
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply: i.e.: don't sue me! For the rest of the Disclaimer, go read the one for the messed up version.
6:00- Wake up from being splashed by Akane for some unknown reason.
6:01- Shake off water and move to find hot water.
6:02- Search for kettle deemed useless due to impending fight with Pop (Genma).
6:08- Fight with Pop, find self in koi pond.
6:15- Snarf down breakfast, to Akane's disgust.
6:15- Hit Pop for trying to steal some miso soup.
6:20- Walk on fence to Furinkan High, while annoying Akane.
6:21- Hit with flying mallet...knocked into reservoir, only somewhat unexpectedly.
6:22- Stop at Dr. Tofu's for hot water.
6:23- Hit by water from that old lady's damn scoop.
6:24- Get more hot water.
6:38- Dodge Kuno's Bokken.
6:38:33- Mush Tai Chi shoe into Kuno's face as he spouts about Akane and his 'Pig-tailed girl'.
6:39- Receive Mallet to head as Kawaiikune (uncute) tomboy hears comment about herself.
6:46- Get glomped by passing Shan Pu (Shampoo) and Ucchan (Ukyo).
6:58- Finally make it to class.
7:00- Promptly begin to snooze as Miss Hinako begins to 'teach' (a/n: right...).
7:01- Dream of manga 'Inu-Yasha' and watch youkai (demon) cracking claws (a/n: don't ask...).
7:02- Dream of Kagome yelling 'Osuwari!'(sit!), and Inu-Yasha getting mushed into the ground.
7:03- Self reminded of Akane by Kagome's actions.
8:00- Awoken by Hinako's 'Five Yen Satsu' as ki is drained from self.
8:01- Get pissed.
8:01:05-Curse.
8:02-Curse again as wench (Akane) grins at display of anger.
8:03- Sulk.
11:27- Ponder food as stomach growls.
11:28- Shudder at thought of Akane's cooking...shudder at thought of own's cooking.
12:05- Open up Bento box...finding it empty, curse Happy (Happosai).
12:10- Bop Happy for stealing bento, proceed to eat bento as Happy disappears in anger.
12:11- Continue to eat as Happy is chased by mob of girls wanting their underwear back.
12:12- Throws empty Bento box at Happy allowing him to be caught by hoard of angry girls.
12:13- Feigns innocence as Happy shouts 'Ranma!'
12:14- Leads Happy in a spiral, unwitting to a fury driven Happy, while keeping ki in cold form.
12:15- Throws corkscrew punch upward while shouting 'Hiro Shoten Ha!'
12:16- Watches as Happy is taken away in swirling tornado.
12:16:24- Smirk.
12:21- Sits down in class.
12:22- Let mind wander.
12:23- Ponder running the Tendo dojo with Akane.
12:27- Realize thoughts.
12:28- Mumble dark words about becoming weak.
12:32- Ponder find cure for Jusenkyo curse.
2:08- Walk on fence to the Tendo home, while Akane walks on the sidewalk.
2:10- Exchange insults with the wench.
2:11- Try to dodge mallet as Akane shouts 'Rama no Baka!' to no avail.
2:12- Pick self up, pondering using various ki attacks against Kawaiikune wenches.
2:43- Find self object of attack as Ryoga Hibiki tries to slash self with an umbrella.
2:44- Commence fight with Ryoga.
2:45- Find self kissing dirt as self is hit while distracted by a certain female Saying 'Mushi-Mushi.'(hi.).
2:46- Get pissed.
2:46- Curse. (A/n: 'cuz we all know that 'Rama's' a potty-mouth -.~)
2:47- Pound Ryoga with his stupid grin as he talks to the slut. self:'What the hell happened to Akari?!?' (A/n: I've read up to the manga volume 31... so, uh, Akari appears somewhere in there...)
2:48- Find self somewhere near Okinawa via Akane Air.
3:06- Wander into dojo. Akane, seeing self, challenges self to a spar.
3:07- Taunts Akane.
3:08- Dodge Akane's attacks without much interest.
3:09- Win taunting match.
3:10- Find new self shaped hole in dojo floor as finding self kissing dojo floor to Akane's cry of 'hentai!'
3:13- Pull self out of self-shaped hole in dojo floor.
4:02- Ponder polka dot fabric. (A/n: this is an original line from "A Day in the Life", no kidding!)
4:19- Note presence of person in furo.
4:20- Check to see if Ryoga was in the furo.
4:21- Find to self's supreme surprise, that there is water in the furo, but there is an absence of people.
4:22- Sense presence above self and look up in shock.
4:23- Stupid look descends on self's face as self sees Akane clinging to grooves on ceiling, in her towel.
4:24- Self is pounded by Akane as wench cries 'Oroka no Hentai!'
6:08- Wakes up with extreme headache.
6:45- Eat dinner while glaring at certain bitch (a/n: not Nabiki!-gomen Nabiki fans...don't hurt me!!!)
7:09- Practice kata in dojo.
7:30- Read new Inu-Yasha manga in Pop and self's room.
9:56- Note 'P-chan' is back.
9:57- Note Akane is about to take 'P-chan' with her to her bed.
9:57:34- Panic.
9:58- Argue with Akane about 'P-chan'.
9:59- Tease 'P-chan'.
10:00- Find self kissing floor again as Akane smooshes face into ground. 'Ranma no Baka!'
10:01- Get pissed. Curse.
10:02- Find slut going into her bedroom, anyway.
10:03- Sulk.
10:05- Decide enough is enough.
10:06- Throw Akane's door open in anger at 'P-chan'.
10:06:05- Find Akane counting down to self's appearance at door.
10:06:06- Feeling foolish.
10:06:07- Get pissed.
10:07- Find self kissing dirt from a certain mallet's (from hammerspace) appearance.
10:08- Curse as slut smirks in front of self. (A/n: note this little section is almost exactly from Icka!'s fic)
10:09- Realize vantage point is straight up Akane's uniform.
10:09- Sense extemely dangerous situation.
10:09- Decide for once in self's life, discretion is called for.
10:09- Keep mouth shut for one in self's usually loud and rude life.
10:10- Exit scowling.
10:34- Peek into Akane's window, hanging, not unlike a bat, from the Tendo's roof.
10:35- Note with scowl that 'P-chan' is snuggled a little too close to Akane for self's comfort.
10:36- Open Akane's window with a soft 'zoop' and proceeds to chase 'P-chan' around room.
10:37- Continue catapulting self off the walls after Ryoga's cursed form.
10:38- Accidently wake Akane, find self and 'P-chan' booted out window and into the koi pond.
10:38- On'na self crawls out of pond and makes sure 'P-chan' gets lost.
10:39- Turns back into otoko self.
10:40- Hangs from roof again, seeing Akane sleeping peacefully, hops back onto top of roof.
10:41- Boots Pop off self's futon.
10:42- Crawls into futon, falls asleep. Dream.
~Owari~
Less confusing? If you didn't read the messed up version, go and get a laugh out of it. Please read and review, lemme if I did okay...also, while you are at it, go read my other story, 'A Day And A Night In The Light' It's an original story about the chars in my own manga 'The Tomigotchi Dojo'. It's a good manga, that is kinda like Ranma Nibun no Ichi (½), but not really. Besides, Miko (not a pristess) can kick Tome's butt! Anyway, I need reviews, so check it out.
