::cue Star Wars music::
A long time ago, way back even before band camp, an author who then went by the name of Dusk decided to write a second chapter to her infamous story, "Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks?", which, really, could have just been left at one chapter...but NO! Not with the now-named Arisugawa's level of insanity! It's been almost 5 months since she wrote that fateful second chapter, this time featuring characters from her new obsessions of Shoujo Kakumei Utena and Harry Potter, and now she's digging it out of the vaults, for what reasons, nobody can guess........
WHO WANTS TO MAKE 5 BUCKS?
--The Third Chapter
By The Author Formerly Known As Dusk
or, Arisugawa-sempai
::applause, cheering, etc::
Voldemort- And welcome back to Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks?, the completely insane, non-sense-making game show invented by a girl who used to go by Dusk until 6 other people copied her name and she changed it. Anyway, we still have....um.. a bunch of other contestants vying for a spot in the hot seat! And they are...
Dilly! Fuu! ::audience boos:: Juri! ::audience cheers:: Zazu! Miki! Allen! Cheese! And Iron Chef Japanese, Masaharu Morimoto!
And now it's time for our next Fastest Finger question!
Put these alcoholic drinks into alphabetical order:
A. Beer
B. Tequila
C. Vodka
D. Whisky
And the fastest one is.....Zazu Torque! ::dryly:: Oh, what a surprise.
::Zazu takes a swig of his vodka and stumbles down onto the floor. He trips over his own feet, gets back up again, takes another drink, then falls into the hot seat::
Voldemort- How....nice...to see you here today. So, Zazu, I hear you're a prepubescent alcoholic. How does that feel?
Zazu- Yeah, ish like..whasshamatoohie...yeah. ::takes a drink::
Voldemort- Riiiiiiiiight. So here's your first question.
Which of these is not a cookie?
A. Chocolate Chip
B. Fritos
C. Oreos
D. Chips Ahoy
Zazu- :: finally speaking coherently. Sort of.:: Uh...dat would be aaaaah....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....::passes out with head on table thing::
Voldemort- Oh great. Hey, security! Can we get this guy OFF of here? EEW! HE'S BREATHING ON ME! GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!!
::those little beaver guys from Rocko's Modern Life come out with a stretcher. They hoist Voldemort up and start taking him away::
Voldemort- Not ME, you numbskull! The passed out drunk kid!
::Beaver guys go over, pick up Dilly, and carry him away, while trying to avoid the lighter he keeps thrusting at them while giggling "burn...burn..." ::
Voldemort- Oh god. Peter! Get this guy out of here! ......or else.
Peter- Yes SIR! Coming SIR! Right away, SIR! ::picks up Zazu and carries him away::
Voldemort- Well that got rid of two more of our contestants. Let's see, there's only.....GAAAH! 6 MORE!!!
A-sempai- Geesh, fine, have it your way. ::Hand of God (Arisugawa) comes out of sky and scoops up Allen, Miki, Cheese, and Iron Chef Japanese, Masuharu Morimoto, leaving only.....Juri and Fuu.::
Voldemort- ::cocks an eyebrow:: This isn't Burger King....but whatever.
Put These Rocky Horror Characters In Order In Order Of Appearance:
A. Columbia
B. Riff Raff
C. Magenta
D. The Car
And.....it's Arisugawa Juri!....hey, that sounds sort of like that author's name. Eh well. ::Juri cooly gets up, walks down to the floor, sits in the hot seat, crosses her legs, folds her arms, and smiles. Haruka gets up, only to faint again.:: Well, Juri, you must certainly be Rocky Horror obsessed, because that was a trick question! See, audience, you would think that the car appeared first...but it didn't!! Mwa ha ha! Riff Raff actually did! Not in that exact character...but he was there! MWA HAHAHAHAHA! The great Lord Voldemort has again messed with the minds of the more stupid contestants ::pointed glare at Fuu::, and given the ones who know what they're talking about a chance to shine! And you, Juri, are the only one who got that.
Shiori (In audience)- ::mumbles:: It figures. ::Foot of God comes down and kicks Shiori to hell, which is where all goats go eventually::
Voldemort- So, Juri..::shuffles through cards:: I hear you're a lesbian. That must be interesting.
Juri- ::clutches locket:: You have no right to ask about my personal life. JUST ASK THE QUESTIONS! ::eyebrow twitch::
Voldemort- Ok, ok.
Who created the manga version of Utena?
A. Akio Ohtori
B. Susan Lucci
C. Chiho Saito
D. Mark Edward Hoyt
Juri- ::stares:: You....think......that's......HARD?
Voldemort- ......No.
Juri- Oh, ok then. The answer's C, Chiho Saito.
Voldemort- And that's correct! Duh.
Fuu- But, Mr. Voldemort Sir, I did not know the answer to that question.
Voldemort- ::points wand at Fuu:: You wanna die?
Fuu- No, not really, Mr. Voldemort Sir.
Voldemort- Darn. I was kinda hoping you did. Anyway, question number two!
Which of these is the French word for "cheese"?
A. Fromage
B. Zut
C. Raccoon
D. Pauvre
Juri- ::twitches:: I'm......not.....FRENCH, DAMMIT! ........the answer is A. ::hangs head in shame::
Voldemort- Pretty right for a non-French person. ::Juri growls::
Juri- I need to take my anger out on someone. :: she grabs Voldemort and pulls a sword out of his chest. He then falls to the ground:: Fuu! A duel. NOW!
Fuu- But Miss Juri, I do not have a sword, nor do I have any intention of fighting you to-day. Why, it would take a miracle--
Juri- ::twitches:: A WHAT?!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING!! AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHH!!!! ::she lunges forward and cuts Fuu right in half::
Audience- YAAAAAAY! ::throws roses, cookies, chili dogs, and other good things at Juri::
Juri- ::bows:: Thank you, thank you! Hey, anytime! Erm...::looks down at Voldemort's unconscious body:: oops. Well, since your host is....indisposed...right now, thank you for watching Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks? and all that jazz. ::picks up check for 5 dollars, and walks over to Haruka:: Wanna go on a date?
A long time ago, way back even before band camp, an author who then went by the name of Dusk decided to write a second chapter to her infamous story, "Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks?", which, really, could have just been left at one chapter...but NO! Not with the now-named Arisugawa's level of insanity! It's been almost 5 months since she wrote that fateful second chapter, this time featuring characters from her new obsessions of Shoujo Kakumei Utena and Harry Potter, and now she's digging it out of the vaults, for what reasons, nobody can guess........
WHO WANTS TO MAKE 5 BUCKS?
--The Third Chapter
By The Author Formerly Known As Dusk
or, Arisugawa-sempai
::applause, cheering, etc::
Voldemort- And welcome back to Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks?, the completely insane, non-sense-making game show invented by a girl who used to go by Dusk until 6 other people copied her name and she changed it. Anyway, we still have....um.. a bunch of other contestants vying for a spot in the hot seat! And they are...
Dilly! Fuu! ::audience boos:: Juri! ::audience cheers:: Zazu! Miki! Allen! Cheese! And Iron Chef Japanese, Masaharu Morimoto!
And now it's time for our next Fastest Finger question!
Put these alcoholic drinks into alphabetical order:
A. Beer
B. Tequila
C. Vodka
D. Whisky
And the fastest one is.....Zazu Torque! ::dryly:: Oh, what a surprise.
::Zazu takes a swig of his vodka and stumbles down onto the floor. He trips over his own feet, gets back up again, takes another drink, then falls into the hot seat::
Voldemort- How....nice...to see you here today. So, Zazu, I hear you're a prepubescent alcoholic. How does that feel?
Zazu- Yeah, ish like..whasshamatoohie...yeah. ::takes a drink::
Voldemort- Riiiiiiiiight. So here's your first question.
Which of these is not a cookie?
A. Chocolate Chip
B. Fritos
C. Oreos
D. Chips Ahoy
Zazu- :: finally speaking coherently. Sort of.:: Uh...dat would be aaaaah....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....::passes out with head on table thing::
Voldemort- Oh great. Hey, security! Can we get this guy OFF of here? EEW! HE'S BREATHING ON ME! GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!!
::those little beaver guys from Rocko's Modern Life come out with a stretcher. They hoist Voldemort up and start taking him away::
Voldemort- Not ME, you numbskull! The passed out drunk kid!
::Beaver guys go over, pick up Dilly, and carry him away, while trying to avoid the lighter he keeps thrusting at them while giggling "burn...burn..." ::
Voldemort- Oh god. Peter! Get this guy out of here! ......or else.
Peter- Yes SIR! Coming SIR! Right away, SIR! ::picks up Zazu and carries him away::
Voldemort- Well that got rid of two more of our contestants. Let's see, there's only.....GAAAH! 6 MORE!!!
A-sempai- Geesh, fine, have it your way. ::Hand of God (Arisugawa) comes out of sky and scoops up Allen, Miki, Cheese, and Iron Chef Japanese, Masuharu Morimoto, leaving only.....Juri and Fuu.::
Voldemort- ::cocks an eyebrow:: This isn't Burger King....but whatever.
Put These Rocky Horror Characters In Order In Order Of Appearance:
A. Columbia
B. Riff Raff
C. Magenta
D. The Car
And.....it's Arisugawa Juri!....hey, that sounds sort of like that author's name. Eh well. ::Juri cooly gets up, walks down to the floor, sits in the hot seat, crosses her legs, folds her arms, and smiles. Haruka gets up, only to faint again.:: Well, Juri, you must certainly be Rocky Horror obsessed, because that was a trick question! See, audience, you would think that the car appeared first...but it didn't!! Mwa ha ha! Riff Raff actually did! Not in that exact character...but he was there! MWA HAHAHAHAHA! The great Lord Voldemort has again messed with the minds of the more stupid contestants ::pointed glare at Fuu::, and given the ones who know what they're talking about a chance to shine! And you, Juri, are the only one who got that.
Shiori (In audience)- ::mumbles:: It figures. ::Foot of God comes down and kicks Shiori to hell, which is where all goats go eventually::
Voldemort- So, Juri..::shuffles through cards:: I hear you're a lesbian. That must be interesting.
Juri- ::clutches locket:: You have no right to ask about my personal life. JUST ASK THE QUESTIONS! ::eyebrow twitch::
Voldemort- Ok, ok.
Who created the manga version of Utena?
A. Akio Ohtori
B. Susan Lucci
C. Chiho Saito
D. Mark Edward Hoyt
Juri- ::stares:: You....think......that's......HARD?
Voldemort- ......No.
Juri- Oh, ok then. The answer's C, Chiho Saito.
Voldemort- And that's correct! Duh.
Fuu- But, Mr. Voldemort Sir, I did not know the answer to that question.
Voldemort- ::points wand at Fuu:: You wanna die?
Fuu- No, not really, Mr. Voldemort Sir.
Voldemort- Darn. I was kinda hoping you did. Anyway, question number two!
Which of these is the French word for "cheese"?
A. Fromage
B. Zut
C. Raccoon
D. Pauvre
Juri- ::twitches:: I'm......not.....FRENCH, DAMMIT! ........the answer is A. ::hangs head in shame::
Voldemort- Pretty right for a non-French person. ::Juri growls::
Juri- I need to take my anger out on someone. :: she grabs Voldemort and pulls a sword out of his chest. He then falls to the ground:: Fuu! A duel. NOW!
Fuu- But Miss Juri, I do not have a sword, nor do I have any intention of fighting you to-day. Why, it would take a miracle--
Juri- ::twitches:: A WHAT?!! THERE'S NO SUCH THING!! AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHH!!!! ::she lunges forward and cuts Fuu right in half::
Audience- YAAAAAAY! ::throws roses, cookies, chili dogs, and other good things at Juri::
Juri- ::bows:: Thank you, thank you! Hey, anytime! Erm...::looks down at Voldemort's unconscious body:: oops. Well, since your host is....indisposed...right now, thank you for watching Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks? and all that jazz. ::picks up check for 5 dollars, and walks over to Haruka:: Wanna go on a date?
