"Sorority"
To the tune of "Minority" by Greenday
Refrain:
I wanna be in a sorority
I live a life of conformity
I need strict uniformity
Like, I wanna be in a sorority
I pledge allegiance
To the Greek system
One nation full of cliques
Who all have perfect hair
I justify myself
By letters on my shirt
I smile real fake so I can make
Others feel like dirt
Stepped out of the Gap
Bought a skimpy dress
Goin' to Sigma Chi
Frat party tonight!
Gotta look all right
Refrain
Three shots, four beers
I hope I don't look weird
I have to represent
My sisters to full extent
"Like, why am I here?"
I asked my inner self
Guys all want to use us all
They can't tell us apart.
Refrain x 4
