Inu Ranma
By Medina
*Characters property of Rumiko Takahashi. But you knew that already.
Chapter 2: Fever
Akane found herself doing a lot of things that weren't normal for her; this morning, she just happened to be humming happily as she dressed and sat down for breakfast. Her family was worried -- this was not the Akane they knew, and if Akane didn't know what she knew, she would be worried for herself as well. Another thing was odd; she had beaten Ranma to breakfast, who came sauntering in a few minutes after she had come down. He looked tired, and a little flushed.
"My, my, this is an odd morning," Nabiki quipped, looking
up from the stock reports in the paper, "Akane's as chipper
as a songbird, and Ranma's late to breakfast! Too much partying,
eh, Saotome?" Ranma grunted as Kasumi placed a bowl of egg
over rice in front of him, and he picked up his chopsticks hesitantly,
not seeming too interested in the food. "I know, you and
Akane were up all night necking! Haha!"
"You kissed and told!?" Akane screamed at Ranma, slapping
his face into his ricebowl. He jerked his head up, face spotted
with rice and egg, and fumed at Akane.
"Why would I tell Nabiki that I kissed a tomboy like you?!"
he shot back, while Akane reached for his throat. The kitchen
was suddenly quiet, and they froze, looking at Nabiki.
"I... was just joking."
They were both suddenly back in their seats, Akane intently eating
her breakfast, and Ranma seemed to have a sudden interest in the
gardening section of the newspaper in front of him. Soun and Genma
grinned, knowing for once when not to intervene with their children,
and shook hands below the table. Nabiki continued to stare, then
shook her head. Ranma nervously looked up at the clock on the
wall, and shot out of his seat.
"Oh! Look at the time! Come on, Akane, we'll be late for
school!" he grabbed Akane by the wrist, and pulled her out
the door, ricebowl and all.
They were half-way to school already when Ranma finally let her
go, and she had finished her breakfast by then. He wheezed, his
face red and sweaty. Akane looked down at him, for he had crouched
down to better catch his breath, and he peered up at her.
"What?" he asked between gasps.
"Are you okay? I mean, you come in and kiss me in the middle
of the night, you're late for breakfast, and you drag me out of
the house. Are you finally feeling the effects of being punched
too many times?" she toyed at him.
"Uncute," he tossed back, between another gasp.
"Fine, then I'll go to school by myself," she began
to walk away from him.
"Hey, wait," he stood up, catching up with her.
"Seriously," she said, watching the street for cars
before they crossed, "was that just... a game last night?
Was I dreaming?"
Ranma saw the honesty in her eyes; he liked her when she was being
reasonable. "I... I just wanted to thank you, that's all,"
he said uneasily.
"So, you kiss everyone you're grateful to Okay, I can live
with that," she said, disappointed. "Wow, I'm not
getting mad... what's wrong with me?"
"Hey, not everyone... just someone who gives me a really
great gift... ," he said thoughtfully, wondering too why
Akane hadn't pounded him yet, and looked over at her; she was
smiling again? If he hadn't lost it, she surely had! "But...
um... you're not mad at me 'bout it, are you?"
"No," was all she said back to him, and continued to
walk. He stared up at the sky, his arms held up behind his head,
confused.
"Just as the world seems to be calming down, she has to
go and complicate things... by being nice. Why did I have to kiss
her... she's so... not cute. She's beautiful. What? What am I
doing?" he looked at her again, and she was still glowing
in that strange womanly way she had the night before -- the same
way that had made him want to kiss her. "That's it...
I am cracked..."
Akane knew he didn't get what was going on; he had been the one
who had kissed her, not the other way around. But by now she understood
that Ranma usually acted on impulse, and usually didn't understand
his own motivations right away. That was alright, because she
was in just as much of a whirl, but it was a whirl she could handle.
She thought back to the wedding that didn't happen. She had been
so angry when he had denied having feelings for her, but that
was months ago. Something new, something better seemed to be arising
in the both of them -- maybe they were maturing, and were both
coming to realize that beneath all of the animosity that came
from being forced together, they really did love one another.
Love. Wow, that was a big step, and Akane wasn't sure if she wanted
to say that yet, but maybe, with Ranma's impulsive nature, she
wouldn't be the one who'd say it first. She was confused, but
didn't want to get angry; she wanted something new to arise from
the confusion, this time. And maybe, just maybe, she could have
something normal in her life.
* * * *
Ranma knew something was amiss, but he just couldn't put his finger on it right now. No, he already had identified the party, the cake, the moonlit kiss -- those were identifiable anomalies, and he had already tucked those incidences into his "odd, yet nice" category. This was something else, something having to do with himself, and nothing else.
As he padded along the route to school, now entering the gates
of the too-familiar Furinkan High, he took advantage of the comfortable
silence that he and Akane were sharing for once. It was great;
something that he could get used to, he thought, looking at Akane's
pleasant expression from thr corner of his eye and grinned absently
himself. He furrowed his brow momentarily, wracking his brain
to identify what was wrong.
"Saotome! Thou'rt scum--"
A quick leap and a roundhouse sent Kuno facefirst into the dirt,
where he stayed down as he normally did at this time in the morning.
"7:45, right on the nose. Don't have time to bother with
him today," he went over in his head, not even missing
a beat in his walk with Akane, and lifted up his hand to wipe
the sweat off of his brow.
Sweat? A roundhouse to Kuno made him break a sweat?
Leaving his hand there, he did feel warmer than usual... but perhaps
that was due to the... embarassing... situation during breakfast.
He nodded; it had to be that. Climbing the stairs to class, he
decided to rest on the conclusion that it was simply fallout from
the other oddities that had visited him. Now he was free to contemplate
where Akane's mallet came from, or why Kuno was still attacking
him at school when he had graduated the year before, or why old
men keep sea salt.
He would have liked to have left it that way, however, when he
had finally made it to the floor his class was on -- the third
floor -- he felt as if he were going to collapse and tumble right
back down to the bottom. Mustering all of his strength, he tried
to keep up with Akane, but couldn't, and stopped, leaning against
the railing. He hoped Akane would just go to class on her own
and not wonder why he had fallen behind, but the way that they
were carrying on this morning... She had barely taken three steps
before she noticed his presence missing. He cringed, not wanting
to be seen faltering, especially by Akane. He tried not to make
eye contact with her as she pushed herself through the crowd of
students hurrying to class in the other direction.
"What's wrong, Ranma?" she asked, looking almost peeved
that he was just standing there. He forced a grin.
"Ah, nothin', I just felt like, well, you know, stopping
and smelling the roses?" he winced. "I *suck* at
lying..."
Akane's expression twisted at that, "What? At the top of
the cement stairwell on the third floor?"
"I enjoy the smell of..." he sniffed the air and wrinkled
his nose, "gym clothes and... the chemistry lab... and ammonia..."
he gave up and smiled sheepishly at her. Akane shook her head;
sometimes it was best just to not pursue the subject any further.
She grabbed his hand and pulled him like a dead weight towards
their homeroom.
"C'mon, we're nearly late-- Ranma, your hand's so hot, what
have you been doing?" she asked forcefully, but retracted,
as the statement seemed to connotate something she didn't want
to even picture. Then she got the idea. "Let me feel your
forehead," she said, reaching up to place the back of her
hand against his face. He jerked back, not letting her.
"Come on!" she yelled, getting angry, and slapped her
hand to his face so hard that he almost fell backwards. "Ranma,
you're burning up! Geeze, didn't you notice at all before we left
home that you're sick?" she told him, looking up at him in
an admonishing yet motherly way.
"Sick? Me? No way in hell. You know I never get sick -- I'm
just in too good health to be sick..." he trailed off, seeing
as how that statement didn't make sense in itself, but it dawned
on him; he did feel sick. That morning, not being able to get
up on time, he wasn't hungry for once in his life, running halfway
to school had caused him to be completely winded, and the stairs!
he barely made it up! He frowned. "I'm not sick."
Akane shrugged, "If you insist... but it's not my problem
if you get in trouble with the school for bringing in a virus
when you knew that you should have stayed home..."
"I'm not goin' home."
"Did I tell you to?"
**BRIIIIIING!!**
They whirled to see the time on the clock: "8:00"
"We're late!!!" they both screamed and scurried off
to class.
"Another fine mess..." Akane grumbled, shifting her weight so she could optimally reserve her strength to hold onto the buckets full of water that she had in her hands. She peered over to Ranma, as she always did when he made them late. Well, sometimes it was her fault, but she blamed him anyway; he always made a good scapegoat. She softened when she saw him. He was definitely sick, no matter how hard he tried to deny it or cover it up -- she could see the sweat beading up on his nose and forehead, and his face was brightly flushed. She noted his hands shaking, trying to keep his grip on the buckets.
"Okay, I am sick..." he admitted to himself,
feeling the weakness in his entire body. Normally, he would be
able to carry these buckets around for days without feeling the
slightest ache in his arms and hands, but now... he might as well
have been carrying the world while Atlas took a coffee break!
"Miss Tendo, Mr. Saotome, that's enough. Come back in,"
the teacher said, poking his head out of the door. Akane placed
the buckets gently along the wall for the janitor to dump out
when he came by. Ranma, in a gasp of relief, dropped the steel
buckets to the floor with a loud clang, nearly sloshing the water
out onto himself. He sweated more in relief of that! Akane waited,
as he trudged to her side and back into the classroom.
"Why don't you go to the nurse's station and get excused
to go home. You must have the flu, and it's not good to be out
and about with that," she whispered to him, a look of honest
concern on her face. The look tempted him, but... no! He, Ranma
Saotome wouldn't ko'd by a virus!
"I can handle it, Akane."
"When did the room start to tilt?" he asked himself, fifteen minutes into the morning lecture on definite integrals. He shook his head, and looked down onto his note paper -- he had hardly a scribble, but it looked like the ceiling had been leaking -- sweat! "Eew... Alright, Akane, you win..." he glanced over to her; he knew that she had been keeping an eye on him since they sat down, and when she met his gaze, nodded at him to go ahead and get the teacher's attention. He reluctantly raised his hand, which felt as heavy as the buckets had been earlier.
"Mr. Saotome?" the teacher asked absently, continuing
to write
equations on the chalk board.
"Teach, I think I need to see the nurse..."
"Go ahead."
Ranma turned to slide out of his seat, and when he started to
stand up, he felt everything flip. His legs wobbled out from under
him. "Crap, not in front of the whole class..."
He felt himself crash to the ground in a heap, he tried to get
up, but the room wouldn't stop spinning, and he welcomed the blackness
that followed. "Didn't wanna see the looks on their faces
anyway...."
* * * * *
"Unnh..." he groaned, blinking his eyes, which stung like he had just made it through a dust storm. He knew that he was lying down, and looked down the length of his body, but his view was blocked somewhat close to his face. He felt the cold, dripping towl on his forehead. Oh. Tilting his, rather, her head to the side, she saw the nurse's stout form in the corner talking to none other than her mother! She would have screamed, but found that she neither had the strength, nor the desire to hack through the phlegm in her throat in such a way. She felt someone pick up the rag off of her head, and place it back on, newly cold with fresh water. Switching sides of sight, albeit, a little too fast, for it made her head hurt even more, there was Akane playing nursemaid to her! This was too much...
"What are you all doing?" she hissed in annoyance, shooting
up straight on the cot in the nurse's station and immediately
experiencing the stomach-twisting vertigo that she had felt earlier,
she fell back down onto the cot. "Quit fawnin' over me...
I can take this," she muttered, trying to get back up, albeit,
slower.
"Listen, dope, you're sick, and you're weaker than..."
Akane noticed a spark of apprehension mark girl-Ranma's face,
"well, let's just say that you won't be fighting anyone for
a few days. Auntie Nodoka's here because the school called her
over since your dad went out drinking with mine this morning for
god knows what reason," she paused; they both knew why. "The
administration doesn't want someone with such a mean virus to
be around giving it to other students... they figure anything
that would knock you down so hard might be lethal to a normal
teenager." Her tone had gradually softened, and Ranma could
see the earnest care in her face. Ranma sighed, and looked down.
"Okay, you win... I'll go home," she told Akane, now
that she had been able to inch her way up into a sitting position,
and looked back up at the other girl; she looked relieved.
"Good. Anyway, it wasn't like you had much of a choice..."
Akane smirked.
"Ooh, just you wait-- Gaaah!" girl-Ranma screeched as
she felt herself being squished and lifted into the air.
"My poor baby!! Don't you worry a bit! Mommy's going to take
good care of her little Ranma until she's all better!" Nodoka
said, nearly crushing the life out of her female-formed son.
"I'm a booooy..." Ranma gurgled. Akane giggled, grabbing
the cup of hot water she had by her and splashed Ranma, turning
her back into a him. Amazingly, being fifty to seventy pounds
heavier now, Nodoka could still haul him over her shoulder as
she would if he were a toddler. Ranma looked to Akane with pleading
eyes, and she conceded, embarrassed for him.
"Auntie Nodoka, please," she said, "I'm sure we
could let him walk on his own and help him along." Nodoka
thought about it, and nodded, putting Ranma down on his feet.
Akane gently wrapped Ranma's arm over her shoulders, holding his
hand with one arm, the other supporting his back, holding onto
his waist. She felt the firm muscles on his back and side ripple
as he made an effort to move, and blushed. Suddenly, she found
herself face to face with him, his eyes formed into an expression
that she didn't recognize too well...
"Thanks, Akane... I'd never live it down if everyone saw
mom carrying me like a baby down the halls, especially since..."
he paused -- Akane almost had a finger on what that look he was
giving was -- "I don't think I could have gotten out of her
grip if I tried..."
Pain. But it was still more complex. It was like... he was honestly
grateful for her help, but defeated at the same time. They began
to walk out, and Akane was hoping that they wouldn't meet any
students out in the hall, for Ranma's sake. On the day after his
birthday, he didn't deserve this -- to be seen having two women
helping him down the hall like a withered old man.
Ranma knew Akane felt bad for him; had the positions been switched,
he would have felt the same, but, it would have been different
for her. Girls were the ones who were supposed to faint away without
a moment's notice, and it was okay for a girl to show a little
bit of weakness every now and again, (Akane could sure use a bit
of that!) but a guy? No way in all seven hells. Granted, Ranma
was a girl sometimes... He pushed that thought out of his head
with a sneer. At least when he had the weakness moxibustion spell
on him, he was still able to stand up, walk around, make it up
flights of stairs, not fall out of his seat in class...
He cringed. Everybody had seen that, and there must have been
a commotion made, heck, the whole school probably knew about it
by now! He sighed, and felt his mother rub his back gently as
she had him held up on the other side of Akane; he did love his
mom, but she could be too much at times.
"How are you holding up, Ranma?" Akane whispered in
his ear, probably feeling the heat from his body and seeing his
changing facial expressions. They were going down the main stairs
now, and they had yet to meet any students.
"I'm fine... stop worryin' about me, k?" he told her,
his voice coming out strained, betraying his statement. He cursed
the virus that had gotten into his body, cursed his immune system
for letting it through, cursed the world for knocking him down!
He breathed in and out deeply, feeling faint again -- he couldn't
expend any energy seething at things he couldn't do much about.
"You know these things. It'll be gone in a couple 'a days,"
he told her confidently. Akane's mood seemed to lighten at that,
and it made him feel a bit better just seeing it.
"Akane! I can't believe... I found you so fast!" a familiar
voice chimed in from behind, and Akane glance over her shoulder.
"Say, what are you three doing here in Okinawa, anyway?"
Both Ranma and Akane sighed -- he'd catch on in a few minutes.
The lost boy caught up to the trio, and bowed to Nodoka, who returned
the gesture with a motherly smile. Looking confused, he examined
the setup: two women, namely Ranma's mother, Nodoka, and his fiancee,
Akane, giving him, Ranma, the toughest martial artist this side
of the Ural mountains aid in walking down the street to their
house. Ranma showed no signs of a recent battle, either. Perhaps
a spell? Ryoga, before beginning to say something, commended himself
for his conduct; not months before, he would have challenged Ranma
to a duel right there and then for a) the normal "You Ruined
My Life" bit, b) for daring to stand so close to Akane, and
c) leaving himself so blatantly open! Yes, Ryoga, you have become
a better man!
"If you don't mind me asking," he broke the momentary
silence and waited for their attention, which took hardly a second,
"why are you ladies walking him down the street? Is he drunk?"
Ryoga nearly slapped himself. Stupid, stupid...
Ranma glowered, Akane rolled her eyes, and Nodoka giggled, and
spoke up before either her son or his fiancee could stop her.
"Oh, you tease, Ryoga dear! My little Ranma simply has a
touch of the flu and he doesn't have much balance right now, or
strength for that matter, so we're just helping him home to get
into bed," she told the fanged youth with a broad smile on
her face the whole time, not noticing that Ranma looked as if
he were about to vomit, to be shortly joined in the act by Akane.
Ryoga bigsweated.
"Is that so?" his eyes narrowed evilly at Ranma; he
wasn't an enemy, but there was still karma that the pigtailed
boy had coming to him! "Poor Ranma, I hope that he didn't
make a big deal of it at school," he spurred Nodoka on.
"Oh, no, no, Ranma would never wail or moan about a little
fever, although he did faint away in the middle of his math class.
Isn't that right, my poor sick baby?" she squeezed Ranma
to her side again, his eyes smoldering with rage. Ryoga simply
grinned.
"Alright, Mrs. Saotome. If you ever need any help while he's
sick, I'm always available to lend a hand for a poor, sick friend."
"Thank you so much, Ryoga dear! I'll be sure to keep you
in mind!" she looked down at Ranma, who wished he would just
pass out again to block out the horror of this treatment. "Ranma,
that Ryoga is such a sweet, good friend, isn't he?" He nodded,
and looked daggers at the pig-boy.
"Hey, Akane," Ranma began, still glaring at the self-satisfied
Ryoga, "you seen P-chan lately?"
"No, I haven't, actually. Why?"
"When we get home... I'm sure he's going to appear, like
magic, right before your eyes!" Ryoga sweated.
"What are you talking about? I think you're getting delusions
from your fever."
"Naah, I'll make him show up for you to see!"
Ryoga lost his smile.
* * * * *
As much as Ranma would have liked to have dumped cold water on Ryoga in front of the whole Tendo household, he was spent by the time they got home, and collapsed, gratefully, onto his futon, and rolled up inside his blankets. It was late fall, and the chill breeze of the outdoors had been more than enough to make him less than comfortable. It made little sense to him, however, how he could be so cold when his body was raging with fever. His head hurt too much to think about it, and so he nuzzled his face into the pillow and allowed himself to relax into sleep.
"Kasumi dear, do you have a thermometer anywhere in the house?" Nodoka asked the eldest Tendo daughter, who was cleaning the lunch dishes in the kitchen. Kasumi's normally pleasant face washed with a look of deep thought for a moment, and reverted when she nodded to the woman.
"Oh yes, we do Mrs. Saotome, it's in the upstairs bathroom
under the sink. It's a thermal scanner that dear Dr. Tofu gave
to me after he got a new one," she seemed to drift further
off into space when she mentioned the good doctor's name. Nodoka
smiled and bowed.
"Thank you, Kasumi dear."
"If you'll excuse my curiosity, who needs it?" it had
seemed odd to her, as she knew if someone in her family was sick,
for she would be tending to them right away.
"It's for my little Ranma. He's come down with a touch of
the flu, and Akane and I brought him home from school. Don't worry
-- I wrote an excuse notice for the both of them, and had a note
sent to Nabiki to have their homework brought home," Nodoka's
voice seemed heavier now, and Kasumi left from scrubbing the dishes
to face her more openly.
"Mrs. Saotome, are you well yourself? You suddenly look so
worried..." Kasumi said in a motherly voice that rivaled
Nodoka's own. Nodoka caught herself, and immediately brought her
being up to her normal buoyancy. Smiling once again, she shook
her head.
"Ah, Kasumi dear, you care so much for others! I'm just worn
out from helping my little Ranma walk back from school, and of
course -- I do have the concern that any mother would have for
her sick child!"
Kasumi lit back up as well; "Of course, of course! In that
case, would you care for some tea to relax yourself? I think we
have some chinese herbal tea that would do wonders for Ranma as
well," she was instantly up in the cupboard, rummaging through
her collection of teas.
"Thank you, Kasumi dear, you are an angel! I'll set the water
boiling while you do that."
While Nodoka Saotome filled the teakettle with water from the
tap, her worried look returned to her...
"Something is not right in the world right now... I feel
it in my bones... The ancestors must be trying to warn me about
it..."
Just as he felt himself finally drifting away into a most welcome sleep, something began to kick his side. "Pop, Akane, Happosai... whoever it is, they ain't gonna interrupt my sleep!" he declared in his mind and remained as determined as ever to remain in dreamland. The kicking stopped, and Ranma resumed snoring.
"SAOTOME! WAKE UP!!!"
Shocked back to the waking world with an assault to his hearing,
his ears rang more now than they had been with his headache. Looking
up he saw the frowning face of Ryoga Hibiki with a bullhorn that
must have been borrowed from Akane's stash of magically-appearing-and-dissapearing
items, and, as expected, the bullhorn disappeared without a trace
as soon as Ryoga knelt down next to Ranma.
"Whaddya want, Dan?" Ranma smirked halfway, unable to
maintain a straight face while using such a lame joke; he had
been tempted many times before to use it, but had never felt in
a cheesy enough mood to use it.
"I-- What? You dare insult me by putting me in the same league
as that pink-gi'd fool!? I do not incite foolish battles... ah,
I mean, I would never cry as he... I'd never play second fiddle
to... ... I WOULD NEVER WEAR PINK!" Ryoga's face was nearly
to the floor, his fist pounding on the wood slabs. Ranma narrowed
his eyes and sighed.
"Are you finished?"
"Yes." Ryoga sat up straight, wiping the tears from
his eyes, his countenance returning to the seriousness that he
had been maintaining before. "Now that we're even--"
"Says who?" Ranma interjected drolly. Ryoga glared,
but continued.
"-- I was going to offer you some help. Here," he handed
Ranma a folded-up napkin with a bulge in a corner. Ranma shook
out the contents into his hand: two white pills.
"Sorry, man," he handed them back to Ryoga, "I'm
not into meth. You might be in with that whole raver scene, but
I value my body." Ryoga's face went wide with exasperation.
"It's acetaminophen, you boob!" he roared, showing the
bottle of pills he had taken them from: it was all in English;
"Tylenol".
"Oh. Is this the stuff they call "acid" in the
USA? I'm not into that, either," Ranma said, looking at the
bottle, trying to decipher the English as best he could. Ryoga
grew a volcano atop his head.
"IT'S A FEVER REDUCER!!! Why on Earth would you think that
I'm dealing drugs??" as he seethed, Ranma looked up, his
mood remaining even and shrugged.
"Dunno, but it would explain you gettin' lost all of the
time..." Ryoga facefaulted. "Oh, so this is that stuff,
eh? Thanks, buddy, I'll be sure to take these. Uh... you k, Ryoga?"
he looked down at Ryoga, who was nearly passed out from the energy
he had expended.
"Just peachy."
"Raaaanma dear! Are you awake?" a dulcet voice filled the air of Ranma's room, a voice that only could have belonged to one of two people: either Kasumi Tendo or Nodoka Saotome. Ranma looked up to see that it was the latter of the two, his own mother. He couldn't help but smile like a child whenever she greeted him thus.
"I'm up, mom," he chimed back in the same childish way
that he had grinned.
"Yeah, mom, can I have my bwanky?" Ryoga copied Ranma,
clasping his hands together and making kissy lips. Ranma shot
an angry eye down at Ryoga, digging his elbow into the middle
of the boy's back, hitting a pressure point which made Ryoga feel
as if there were knives traveling up his nerves from that spot.
"I might not be at full strength, but I'm still nothing
to be trifled with..." Ranma said in his mind, which
Ryoga now and should have before understood.
"Here is some herbal tea for you, which that darling Kasumi
made. It should to help with relaxing the tension in your muscles
and aid your immune system. Oh, is Ryoga dear still here?"
she asked, finally taking notice of Ryoga's form still spazzing
on the floor. Ranma grinned guiltily.
"Hehe, yeah, I think that he's plannin' on stickin' around,
ain't that right, Mr. Pig?" he nudged Ryoga again, this time
not in the pressure point. Ryoga groaned. "That was a yes...
Anyway, he was just here to give me some medicine," he opened
his hand towards his mother, showing off the pills, "he called
'em acid-o-medicine, somethin' like that. He says it's s'posed
to reduce fever." he took the cup of tea from the tray his
mother had placed before him, and tossing back the pills, washed
them down with a hearty gulp of the tea. Another gulp, and the
tea was gone; he found that it had a rather pleasant flavor of
mint, eucalyptus and some other sweet herb that was most likely
the 'ancient chinese secret'. He scoffed mentally at that; it
was probably a drop of dried cough syrup from the corner drugstore.
Nodoka sat down next to him on his futon, patting down the bedding
gently, and let her eyes linger on her son's form. She was so
proud of how he had grown up into a strong, handsome man. He wasn't
twenty yet, but in so many ways, he was truly a man... and now,
she was worried. Ten years of being parted from her only child
must have accumulated that worry, to manifest itself in her want
to care for him as much as she could now... but he was so independent.
This had been the first time in a long time that she had been
able to be mother to him, and soon, she knew, Akane would take
her place as the woman in his life. So she was allowed to worry
about him, for now, in his illness. As they sat there in the silence,
something passed between mother and son, and Ranma looked over
to her, his eyelids heavy with drowsiness. Nodoka, looking into
those deep, deep blue eyes of his, seeing a presence there that
only she understood; it must have been what was worrying her more
than she needed to.
She gazed lovingly back into those eyes, so much like her own.
She raised her hand to his head, first cupping his cheek with
her hand, and then stroked his hair lightly, feeling the coarseness
of it, remembering the fine baby-hair that she had once felt in
the same way so many years before. Then, something she did not
expect happened: Ranma leaned over and rested his head upon her
lap, snuggling his face against her kimono-covered lap as he had
done as a child. Smiling a mother's gentle smile, she continued
to stroke his head. Eyes closed, she remembered back to the child
he was, and the child that he would always be to her, no matter
what befell them in the future.
After a few minutes, she felt his breathing slow into a deep,
even rhythm, and light snoring escape his mouth.
"Ah, my dear child, finally in a fitful sleep. I know how
much you hate being fawned over, as you call it, so I decided
to wait until you were sound asleep to take your temperature.
And now, as I hear no protest from you, I'll do that," she
whispered, picking up the thermometer that Kasumi had lent her
and examined it. "However does this contraption work?
It surely isn't the kind of thermometer I'm accustomed to,"
she turned the thing in all directions before her, trying to find
some indication on how to use it; it was shaped somewhat like
a gun, it had a part that looked like the handle, and a part that
looked like it was supposed to take the temperature reading...
but how? Holding it as a gun, she found that it had a trigger,
which she pulled on, resulting in a red light to shine lightly
at the other tip. "That must be how it reads the temperature,
and it shows it on the little screen here..." she looked
at the LCD screen near the trigger, which read "ready".
"Alright, so... where do I put it?" she looked
across his body, her first impulse someplace... below the belt,
but found herself blushing at the thought of it. "No,
he would surely wake up, and not too happy to be in such a position."
Now she looked at his mouth, but that didn't work out either;
the shape of the reading end just didn't fit with that orifice.
A light went on above her head, "Now, how could I have
not seen that? It's meant to be put in the ear! Dear me, if I
had one of these when he was a baby, what crying fits we could
have avoided! Now, I suppose I just put it to his ear like so..."
she placed the reader ever-so-carefully to the ear that was sticking
out, as he was lying on his side, and prepared to pull the trigger...
"I guess I should check up on Ranma. At least, I can see if he's finally decided to take a nap," Akane said as she approached Ranma's room, carrying a cool, damp cloth to put on his forehead. Before she had the chance to sink back into the deep, contemplative mood that she had been finding herself in lately, she was greeted with a sight that stopped her right in her tracks: Nodoka, with Ranma lying down at her lap, was holding a gun right to his ear, ready to pull the trigger! The "man among men" agreement struck her memory, and she pulled her hands up to her mouth in horror. "A gun?? NO, he must have failed by passing out in school!! I should have seen this coming... she can't do this to him; he can't help it if he got the flu! I have to stop her!!"
"NOO!" Akane screeched, running into the room, Nodoka's
head whipping 'round just in time to see Akane trip on Ranma's
school bag, left in the middle of the floor as usual, and come
skidding to a stop but a foot away from her.
"Akane dear, whatever is the matter?" Nodoka asked,
her voice and face the utmost of innocence.
"I'm too late..." Akane thought, and watched
the woman's finger pull, and a clcik sound from her implement
of death. She pressed her eyes shut, pushing herself up off of
the floor with her hands.
"RANMAAAA!!!" she screamed, lunging forward to land
right on top of him.
She opened her eyes, expecting horrid sight of her fiancees gray
matter being splattered across the floor, but saw nothing but
the unconscious form of Ryoga sprawled out on the floor on the
other side of the room.
"Mff moff meee..."
"Hm..?" she looked around, swearing that it sounded
like Ranma... then she realized that she was on top of him, his
face dug into her chest right between her...
"Pervert!!" she cried more out of habit than anything,
rolling off of him with an automatic fist in his stomach.
"Tomboooy..." he gurgled, winded by her cheap punch.
Akane reddedned; he was alright! ...And she had just given him
a rather sound punch.
"Ranma! I'm sorry... I just thought that, well, your mother
was trying to kill you again..." she said, still blushing,
staring down at Ranma, who was making an effort to recover the
breath he lost from Akane falling on him and sucker punching him
in the gut.
"Kill my son? How could you ever think that I would be so
horrid!" Nodoka cried, bringing her hands to her face, completely
taken aback by the insinuation.
"But, with all due respect, Auntie, you carried around that
katana for Ranma and Mr. Saotome, because of the "Man Among
Men" pact you made," Akane said, taking her attention
away from apologizing to Ranma.
"Oh, of course I did," Nodoka began, "But I wouldn't
have ever laid a hurting hand on them! They were supposed to kill
themselves!" she said with a lilt to her voice, already back
in her normal spirit. Akane and Ranma both facefaulted.
"So... what's that?" Akane pointed to the 'weapon' still
in the woman's hand. She looked at it as if she had completely
forgotten about it, and laughed again.
"This? It's a thermometer! I was just taking my little Ranma's
temperature while he was asleep so he wouldn't put up a fight!"
"Moooooom..!" Ranma whined, frowning.
"Oh..." Akane said, blushing yet again. "Well,
I'm sorry for thinking such of you, Auntie Saotome," she
bowed, partly in an effort to hide her beet red face.
"No harm done, dear! Now, what was your temperature, young
man..." she looked down at the LCD screen. "One hundred
and three!? Lie down, my little Ranma!" she forcefully shoved
him down onto his pillow, his eyes pleading with Akane not to
giggle. She merely drew a grin, which was enough to merely singe
Ranma's pride. "You'd need a humidifier, and don't forget
the extra blanket! You want your pengie toy? You remember Mr.
Pengie? Here, and, oh my, you have to make sure that Ryoga's not
in the way, so I'll just push him, and..."
Before Akane knew it, the room was changed: a low light had been
set up at Ranma's bedside, and Ryoga was now passed out in the
hall, (how Nodoka had been able to lift that lump was a mystery
in itself), a humidifier sat steaming in another corner, there
were extra pillows and blankets on Ranma's futon, a somewhat loved
looking stuffed penguin tucked into the sheet next to Ranma's
head, and a pile of books next to the futon within an arm's reach
of him. Nodoka had conjured up a rocking chair and was now contentedly
rocking back and forth, knitting. She hadn't even broken a sweat.
Ranma sat red in his bed, looking nearly angry, but the weariness
in his eyes was evident; and after a short of pulling the penguin
under the covers so that he might not be caught sleeping with
a stuffed animal, he did nothing to fight what his mother had
set out to baby him with. Akane relaxed into a crossed-legged
position, gazing down at him and studied his face, slightly flushed
with fever, his eyelids drooping again. She smiled absently, again,
falling into some maternal state that took joy in watching over
the loved.
"So tired..." chanted his internal monologue,
"mom... why'd you have to be so... caring..."
He felt sleep taking over again when he became aware of Akane
watching him; it felt... good. "Akane... you're so much
like... mom."
