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:::Vegeta walks out with his usual pissed off attitude:::
Vegeta: We all know that damn onna doesn't own either one of the shows, so what's the point of this?
F.F: Fine, fine, whatever, you can leave now. CLOSE CURTAIN!!
:::curtain closes:::
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It was in the wintry month of December, months after the C.P.R. incident. With much begging and pleading on Gohan's part, Videl had taken him back. But afterwards, she had become much colder towards Usa. In fact, she had pretty much forbidden him ever to see that "slutty rabbit whore" again. But, as I have said before, with families like theirs, that was pretty much an impossibility.
Bulma Briefs had just gotten off the phone with some friends of hers that lived in the mountains far East. She had a huge smile on her face. She turned around to face her family, who were eating the leftovers of some nasty Micky-D's.
"Guess what everybody? My friends in the Swiss Alps are renting us two cabins in a ski resort for the entire Christmas weekend! By the way, I called the Sons, and they said they would love to come with us!"
Vegeta nearly choked on his Big Mac. " Woman! Have you just completely lost your mind?! What the Hell is wrong with you?! Not only do you expect me to spend some Earth Holiday singing about bells that jingle, baking some damn cookies, and fa-la-la-la-la-ing like I'm on some high, But with Kakorot ?!? Alone in the mountains where no one can hear you scream?!? I'd rather make love to your mother, and trust me, that's a scary thought!!!"
Bulma merely smiled and smirked, the same smirk she picked up from her husband.
"If you don't go, I'll cut off your nookie supply."
Vegeta looked like he'd been shot. "You wouldn't dare..."
"Try me, Mandingo."
For about five minutes they had a staring contest until eventually, Bulma won.
"Fine, damn you.....alright, I'll go, but only if you double my supply once we get there," growled Vegeta.
"Deal! I'm gonna go pack my things, we leave in a week!" said Bulma, running up the stairs.
"Better be some damn good nookie..."Vegeta grumbled, heading out to the gravity room.
Usagi, Hotaru, Trunks, and Diana all were left at the table with blank faces.
".......Well that was interesting......" Hotaru said, breaking the silence.
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The next day at Orange Star would be one to remember, even for years to come. It was the last day of school before Winter break. The voice of Videl Satan could be heard throughout the entire building.
"YOU'RE WHAT?!?!? I ABSOLUTELY FORBID IT!!!!!!"
"Sweetie, it's only going to be a week. Do you really not trust me this much? " said Goan, once again getting pummled by his girlfriend.
"YES!! You're going to a romantic cabi in the mountains with the bunny-whore-from-Hell, and you expect me to trust you?!?"
"I was kinda hoping you would....."
"WELL TOO BAD!!!! Why don't you come spend the Christmas season with me and my father?"
"How about no....."
"WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!"
"Well frankly dear, I would rather spend the entire Christmas with all four teletubbies than with your father, and secondly, this will be the first Christmas Dad will be home in seven years."
"That's just an excuse!!!(sniff) You're having an AFFAIR aren't you?!?!"
"NO!!! What's WRONG with you woman?!?!"
"You think I'm fat don't you!!!!!"
"(sigh) I give up....."
Videl looks like she's about to explode when guess-who(Usagi) comes over to "aid" the situation.
"Hey everybody, what's up?"
"Oh! as if you didn't know!" huffed Videl.
"Huh?"
"Usa, now's not the time..."whispered Gohan.
"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING TO THE RABBIT-SLUT!!!!" yelled Videl.
".....Yes ma'me....."
"Gohan! Don't let her talk to you like that!" shouted back Usagi.
"Who said that you could talk to him, bitch?"
"Excuse me?"
"What? Was my mouth not working?"
"Power-hungry hussy!"
"Skank!"
"Ass-licking control freak!"
"Anorexic bi-yatch"
"Heffer!"
"WHORE!"
"S-L-U-T!!!"
"COCK-SUCKING CUNT!!!"
"PIMPLE POPPING PUSSY!!!"
Gohan watched them trade insults like you would a tennis match. It was entertaining, but it had to stop.
"Um......girls....."
"STAY OUT OF THIS!!!"
This isn't getting us anywhere....I need to unload the mother of all snaps...
This would be Videl's biggest mistake.
"Hey Usagi, I heard Bulma Briefs isn't your real mother."
Usagi grew pale. "Where did you hear that?"
"Gohan."
Usagi gave him the death glare.
How could you?
"Yep," Videl continued. "I heard her husband knocked up some poor little bitch, and she didn't even know who the baby's father was till this Summer."
By now, a small group of kids had gathered around the two of them to listen to the fight.
"Your mother had better learn to keep her legs shut, or she'll end up being an even bigger whore than you."
A chorus of "oohs" went through the crowd.
That ought to teach her whose Queen Bee around here. Videl snickered to herself. She smirked as she saw the hurt look on Usagi's face.
Usagi clenched her fists and her hair streaked blond. Her eyes grew aqua and her rage flourished.
"HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!"
Gohan had to hold her arms back so Usagi wouldn't pounce on her.
"You better let me go Gohan or I'll kill you too!"
"Calm Down!!"
"Yeah, I'll calm down, right after I rip her head off!!"
All of a sudden the intercom buzzed. "Miss Satan, Miss Satan, please report to the auditorium, thank you."
Because it was the day before break, several people had been chosen to perform many Christmas-related songs or activities in front of the school for the Christmas program. Videl was to sing Have your self a merry little Christmas."
Videl looked at her watch. "Oh my look at the time, surely we can chat some other time Usa. Bye." A small group of her fans followed her out the door. Gohan finally let go of Usa's arms. She faded out of Super-Saiyan.
"I'm so sorry Usa, I didn't think she'd say anything about your mother."
"I hope you don't mind if you find your girlfriend dead on your doorstep..."
Hotaru ran up to Usagi. "I'm sorry I'm late, Ijust heard about the fight." Hotaru was late due to the fact that she had discovered much of her underwear was missing...
Usagi's face was blank for a couple of minutes until a twisted smile grew in place.
"Odango, what are you thinking about?" asked Hotaru.
"Revenge....I'm going to steal her show....and you're going to help me....."
"Oh Lord..." sighed Hotaru. Usagi pulled her by the arm to the auditorium.
"Hold on, I'm coming with you, just in case you decide to go Vegeta on me and start blowing up things..." Gohan yelled, running after them.
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The lights grew dim over the stage, and the audience grew quiet. Videl took in a deep breath and positioned herself at the microphone.
Here I go...
She opened her mouth to sing, but a different voice came out, and it sure as Hell wasn't singing "Have your self a merry little Christmas."
"What's going on?" asked Gohan, who was on the front row. He looked to the right of the stage and saw Usagi, who gave a wink to him.
"I think we should let someone sing who hasn't been beaten with an ugly stick," said Usagi in the accent of Austin Powers.
Most of the audience laughed.
"....And by that, I mean me! See 'ya Videl, you've been canceled!" she said, ki-blasting her to the other side of the stage.
"What did I say about blowing up things..." Gohan sighed.
"Hit it Hotaru!" she yelled. Hotaru began punching lights on a switchboard. A huge disco ball came down, and music started playing. The audience "oohed" and "ahhed" and cheered. Usagi began to sing.
" I don't want for Christmas, there's only one thing that I need..."
Videl picked herself off the floor backstage and attempted to charge at Usagi, but Hotaru stopped her by hitting her with one of Chichi's frying pans that seem to come from nowhere.
"....I don't care about the presents underneath my Christmas tree....."
Videl tried to punch Hotaru, but the almighty Sailor Saturn smacked her upside the head with her Silence Glaive.
"I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know..."
Videl almost roundhouse'd her , but Hotaru dodged, and Videl ran smack into a wall.
"...Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you...." Usagi looked straight at Gohan when she sang, making him flush all over.
"...Idon't want a lot for Christmas, there's only one thing that I need. I don't care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree. I don't need to hang my stocking, over above the fireplace. Santa Clause can't make me happy, leavin' toys on Christmas day..."
The audience began to clap in rhythm to the song, Gohan in particular...(A/N:^_^)
"...I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know, make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you.."
Backstage, Videl had somehow gotten past Hotaru and was trying to climb up the rafters. Hotaru wasn't far behind....
"...I don't ask for much this Christmas, I don't even wish for snow. I just want to see my baby underneath the mistletoe..."
Thankfully, Veggie-head had taught Hotaru some basic attacks because now, Videl's and Hotaru's little spat had turned into a full blown cat-fight behind the curtains of the rafters. Hotaru had nearly fallen a couple of times, but the show still went on.
"...I won't make a list and send it, to the North Pole for Saint Nick. Iwon't even stay up late to hear those magic reindeer click. I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know, make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you..."
Usagi walked over to Gohan and started dancing with him *very* suggestively. Once again, he flushed all over. Above them, Videl was steaming.
"...All the lights are shining so brightly everywhere, and the sound of children's laughter fills the air. And everyone is singing , I hear sleigh bells ringing, Sant a won't you please come and bring my baby to me-e-e-e..."
Above on the rafter, several pigeons had crowded around Videl and one of them had an "accident." (Poor) Videl hadn't seen the nastiness and accidentally slipped.....Uh-oh....
"...I don't ask a lot this Christmas, this is all I'm asking for. I just wany to see my baby, standing right outside my door. I just want you for my own, more than you would ever know, make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is-"
Videl was about to fall right on Usagi, but Usa scooted out of the way, and she fell straight through the floor. And thenUsagi hit the almighty, unreachable high-C note, and everyone stood sill. For three minutes, there was absolute silence, the thunderous applause errupted from the building, in complete awe of the rabbit's voice. Videl crawled out of the large hole she made in the stage.
"ALRIGHT!! I'VE HAD IT!!! GOHAN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAY FRIENDS WITH THIS STUPID BITCH THEN WE'RE THROUGH!!! I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!!!!!"
Videl stormed out the exit. You could hear a sloshing sound from the pigeon poop that was still on her shoe.
"Thanks a lot Usa," Gohan grumbled.
Usagi walked off of the stage. "Oh, come on, you guys were a doomed relationship anyways."
He glared at her.
"Fine, I'll take you to this stupid little diner I know, you can pick up another loser girlfriend there."
Gohan sighed and let Usagi push him out the back door, and as soon as Hotaru got down from the rafters, she followed.
It was quite clear who was the new Queen bee of Orange Star High.
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It was late at night at the Briefs household, and everyone was saying their goodnights. Usagi was brushing her teeth when she casually looked up in the mirror....and saw HIM. All the color drained from her face.
"I heard you showed up that little bitch from your school today," spoke the reflection of Mamoru.
"Should I be impressed? Don't make me laugh!!!"
She staggered back a little. She wasn't too sure of what to do. It wasn't like she could scream "Help me! The mirror's taunting me!" Her family would think she was nuttier than they already thought.
"Get this straight you little slut! You'll never be anything! It doesn't matter how many people think you're a saint! You'll never be worth anything because you're an it! An it! It! It! It! It! It! It!It!It!It!It!It!It!It!!!!!!!!
"FUCK YOU!!" Usagi screamed, slamming her fist into the mirror, smashing it to hundreds of pieces.
She pulled back her hand to she it bloodied and impaled with many glass shards, hurt like Hell. Bulma ran into the bathroom in her bathrobe, and her hair in curlers.
"I heard this loud crash, what happened?!?! Kami, your hand..." she said, wrapping Usa's hand in a rag.
"I-I just tripped, that's all."
"You poor thing! Lets go get you fixed up," said Bulma, leading her down the hallway.
Usagi winced in pain at her hand.
Am I going insane? This stupid bastard's playing mind games with me....I don't want to go back....not to him....I know you're watching me Endymion....waiting to strike....
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To Be Continued.........
