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:::Haruka walks out on the stage:::
Haruka: If you think this person owns anything besides a couple of keychains and a box of Goldfish snacks, then you're officially the Dumbest ass on the face of the globe. Thank you. :::walks off the stage:::
F.F: (O_O) By George, that's the best disclaimer I've ever seen! :::faints:::
:::Curtain closes:::
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The sun rose especially bright and early that Christmas morning. Usagi saw that there was a lump of black hair in her mouth, and she wondered what the Hell she did last night. Then she remembered Gohan, and how he held her, and made her feel what she truly was: a princess.
"Good morning ," she said. She nuzzled into his neck. He pulled her a little closer and kissed her cheek. Suddenly they heard a fit of giggles from up above (A/N: From the Heavens....).
Gohan frowned. "Dende would you shut up! I'm trying to cuddle and/ or make out with my girlfriend here!"
The laughter abruptly stopped.
"That's better."
They tried again, but heard chuckles again, only this time it was the chibis and Diana.
"Usagi and Gohan sittin' in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G-" Marron sang.
"Marron! Where did you get that from?" shouted a blushing Usagi.
"From Trunks."
Usagi and Gohan both shot him the "Chichi death glare."
"Hey...lets not think about hate right now...it's Christmas! And the moral of Christmas is: Presents!" said Trunks, trying to save his own butt. It was right then when everyone realized that it was 8:00 a.m. Christmas morning and there were some serious presents to be unwrapped. Everyone bolted out the door-still in pajamas- only to find the worst surprise on Christmas morning you could ever imagine.
"WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!!" Trunks yelled.
The entire living room had been trashed, the Christmas tree and all. By now, everyone was awake.
"I can't believe this! Who would rob someone on Christmas?!!" Bulma said.
"Okay, who were the last people in this room? Goten, Marron, wasn't you two guys?"
Goten and Marron both blushed and edged away from each other.
"Yeah.....Marron caught me under the mistletoe...." Goten said, looking down at his shoes.
The group starred at the couple for a few minutes, then started cracking up.
"The daughter of the monk-who-was-once-bald and Kakorot the III? BWA HA HA HA!!! What'll be next? My daughter and the first Kako-spawn? BWA HA HA HA !!!!!" Vegeta chuckled.
Everyone else's laughter died down.
"You mean......you didn't know?" asked Chichi.
"Y-you don't mean...." Vegeta pointed his finger back and forth between Usagi and Gohan. The group nodded their heads.
Vegeta wnt SSJ3 and gave a murderous glare towards Gohan.
Gohan's eyes bulged. "Uh-oh...." and a classic Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd chase began.
"Guys, STOP!!!" Usa yelled. Vegeta (for a couple of secs. anyway) stopped chasing Gohan.
"Fine, but make it quick, I want to kill your boyfriend before my morning coffee."
"No you won't, because I outrank you."
Vegeta snorted, he had to hear this. "And how is that Pink Urchin?"
"You may be the Prince of Saiyans, but because I'm your kid, that makes me the Princess. And because my mother was queen of both the Earth and Moon, making me the future queen, I overrule you !"
Vegeta couldn't believe it, she had him beat. He put Gohan down out of the chokehold he had him in and sauntered off toward the corner.
"Can we get back to this whole robbery thing?" asked Diana.
"Yeah, you said you were the two people left in the room, did you see anybody?" asked Goku.
"Just Santa," said Marron.
The whole room turned their heads toward her. "WHAT??!!?!"
"Yeah, we saw Santa. It was strange though, because he was taking toys instead of leaving them."
"THAT WAS THE ROBBER!!!!"
"Well this is just great! Because Goten and Marron were either too busy making out, or being dumb-asses, I don't get jack for Christmas! Where's the justice in that?!" Trunks pouted. (Wu Fei: INJUSTICE!!! Flirtatious Flamingo: I thought I told you to get out a couple of chapters ago!! Wu Fei: .......)
"Don't make fun of your friends!! They can't help it if they're stupid!!" shouted Bulma.
"Let's just tell people what we got for our Secret Santas," Goku suggested.
"Okay, " said Chichi. " My secret Santa was my widdle Gohan, and I got him Mr. Einstein's Home tutoring kit."
"Eh, heh....Thanks Mom....I think..."
Bulma stood up. " My secret Santa was Goku, and I got him a 100$ gift certificates to the biggest buffet in the city."
Goku started to pout. "Man, I love Albet's All-you-can-eat! That is...until I was banned for eating their entire inventory..."
He got some strange looks from his friends.
"Well what?! It said all you could eat!!!"
It was Trunks' turn. "Alright, my secret Santa was Dad, and I got him a gallon of hair gel."
Vegeta's earlier expression of anger towards Gohan turned into joy when he heard that his son actually remembered the holidays this year.
"Brat! You actually remembered?!"
"Yeah, yeah, don't get used to it."
"Which was it, Tresseme or Rogain?"
"Rogain."
Then Vegeta did something that he had never done,
He wrapped his arms around Trunks and hugged his son.
Some witnesses there had claimed to say,
That the Grinch....I mean Vegeta's heart grew 3 sizes that day. (A/N: I am so the next Dr. Seusse ^_^ Wu Fei: Surrrrreee... A/N: GO AWAY!!!)
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Jupiter stared through a pair of binoculars at the scene.
"I thought the one with the hair is suppose to be a prick."
Neptune took away the binoculars. "Even pricks are nice on Christmas."
"Yeah, well tell the boss that," said Mercury.
"I just want to get back at the kid who scratched my face!" said Venus, slamming her fist into a nearby tree.
"Screw all this waiting around, I'm moving in!"
"Venus NO!! The king specifically said to wait until he got here!" Jupiter shouted.
"Fine. By the way, why isn't Mars here?"
"It was her night to lay with the boss."
"Ah, I see. I pity the poor girl."
The five girls waited about ten more minutes more until there was a flash of light and Mamoru appeared.
"Have you made the preparations?" They all gave a nod.
"What about the other two?" asked Venus.
"Forget about Saturn, she's a traitor, and I don't see why you'd give a damn about a stupid cat. we're only going after the rabbit, her and her alone." They all gave a nod again.
"Where's Mars? Didn't she come with you?" asked Uranus.
"She was a bit....worn out."
"Pervert."
Mamoru's eyes narrowed, he didn't like being talked back to. He reached a small remote control out of his back pocket, and proceeded to press the navy blue button labeled with the sign of Uranus on it. A large radiation of electricity pulsed from the dog collar he forced them all to wear. you could see small sparks flow over the course of Uranus' body.
He sneered at her. "You want to run that by me again, bitch?"
"No sir, I'm sorry sir, it wont happen again sir," she said, grasping at her neck, trying to revive the air in her lungs.
"Good."
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Everyone inside the cabin was trying to get Vegeta to stop ranting on and on about how some bastards stole his beloved Rogain.
Goku grabbed his shoulder. "Vegeta if you could just calm down..."
" CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN AFTER SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY ROGAIN?!!!!"
"Well, yes......"
"WELL TOO BAD!!!!"
Because everyone was so caught up in Vegeta's complaining, no one noticed the small leak of gas that was entering the room. It was odorless, invisible, how could you notice it? Within minutes, everyone that had been there had soon found themselves to be very sleepy, and found themselves in a peaceful slumber. However, there were two exceptions, Diana, who had to use the bathroom, and Marron, who was looking for more mistletoe to trap Goten under. After most of the gas cleared, the five women and Mamoru came through the door.
"My, my, Mercury, that sedative vapor you were experimenting on really does work," said Mamoru. He admired all the sleeping bodies on the floor.
"Yes, thank you sir," Mercury replied.
He strolled over to the young, pink-haired girl's body and gently stroked it, not forgetting any curves.
"Oh my little pet, I wish I didn't have to take you so forcefully, but you've done it to yourself. You've disobeyed my rules, I thought I made your mother an example of not to do that. Neptune, bring me some rope."
Neptune reached from a small aqua-colored book bag and pulled out six feet of burlap rope. She tossed it to him. First he tied up her wrists and ankles, not caring if he pulled to hard and drew blood. He was about to walk out the door with his prize when he felt a small tug on his pant leg, and looked down to see Marron.
"What do you want? Do you want your friend back? " he asked, his lips forming into a cruel smile.
Her bottom lip started to tremble. "Please don't take Auntie Usagi, everybody loves her very much."
Endymion picked her up by one of her pigtails and brought her up to his face.
"No one loves her more than I do, you tell your little friends that when they wake up." Then he tossed her over to the other side of the room and the group disappeared all together. Diana sauntered over from the bathroom.
"You know, it would really help if someone put a litter box in there, I'd really appreciate it and..." She looked over the sleeping display of bodies, and if possible underneath her deep gray fur, grew pale.
Marron rubbed her eyes. "The bad man made everyone go to sleep, and then took Auntie Usagi. There were a lot of girls who were wearing the same uniform that Hotaru wears sometimes..."
Diana took in a deep breath. "Oh Kami...Mamoru..." Tears welled up in her eyes. I've failed as Small Lady's guardian...
"Okay Marron, run and go get the first aid kit, I need the smelling salts, hurry!!"
Marron did so, and one by one, they awaked the Z fighters.
"What happened?" asked Goku.
"Gas...Usagi...Mamoru...kidnapped...no time to talk!!" Diana stuttered.
"Wait, Diana, did you say Mamoru?"
"Yes."
Hotaru's heart sunk. Oh...no...
"Have either of you two stooges seen my daughter?" asked Vegeta.
"Her step-father....he took her..." Hotaru spoke.
Vegeta knew all about Mamoru, and for the first time in his life, he actually feared for someone other than himself. Of course, he never expressed the emotion of fear, he always brought it out as anger.
"WHERE IS SHE?!? WHERE IS SHE?!?! GODDAMNIT TELL ME!!!" Vegeta pinned Hotaru against the wall, screaming in her face.
"Vegeta! VEGETA!! What's wrong with you man?!" Gohan yelled, pulling him off of Hotaru.
"WHAT'S WRONG??!!! WHAT'S WRONG??!!! SOME BASTARD PEDOPHILE JUST KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!!!!"
Gohan took a step back.
Her step-father....the man from her diary.....
"The only place I can think of that he'd take her is Crystal Tokyo," Hotaru choked out.
"Take us there, now" Gohan said, almost growled.
And so the five Saiyans, plus the newly transformed Sailor Saturn, set out towards the Northern direction, in hopes of finding their lost friend, their lost family, their lost love. The four remaining women watched as their loved ones flew to the horizon.
"Please be careful!! And bring her back!!" Chichi yelled after her family.
How many times have I seen them fly off to some great fight and not come back?
"I know everyone will come back okay," Marron whispered as she hummed the tune of "I'll be home for Christmas."
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To Be Continued...............
