Author: BlUcRaZy
Disclaimer: Okay, listen up. I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS SO GO JUMP IN A LAKE LAWYERS, NO MONEY FOR YOU. I would love to own Gundam Wing though. Bless the people who came up with the idea.
The Perfect Soldier (Heero), the Silent One ( Trowa) the Smart One( Quatre ), Justice Boy (Wufei ) and The God of Death ( Duo ) were just heading off to war when they got an urgent phone call.
The phone call was from Lady Une. She was requesting them to go to Earth and meet with her in her office in Tokyo, Japan. They said "yes" and were on their way.
The ride was short and they were soon over Japan they took a nosedive and landed in the middle of a busy street. The people around them looked surprised. Soon people were hurrying up to them speaking Japanese, a language the Gundam pilots could not understand. While Duo was looking around at the strange city, he noticed Lady Une." Hey guys, look over there." So they did and saw her waving at them. They waltzed over and she asked them to follow her.
They followed her into a building that read " Outer Space" and then she opened the door. Inside was very dully painted gray, probably so no one would want to go inside. It looked dismal. She led them to a big room, which she told them was her office. The room was painted magenta with shades down all the way and the curtains were orange with yellow flowers. " You can tell this isn't Zech's office can't you?" Duo whispered into Wufei's ear. " No, you can't Duo, it's not THAT obvious is it?" Wufei asked. "Jeesh, I was only kidding. What crawled up your butt and died anyway? Rear."
"You did Duo, now shut up."
"What if I don't wanna?"
"I'll flush your head down the pretty little toilet in the nice little bathroom and you better shut up then, or it'll get a lot worse."
"Okay. I'll shut up now."
"THEN DO IT!"
"Having a little cat fight are we boys? Now this matter is very important so listen carefully."
"Yeah, we listenin'."
"Okay, I want to ask you all a very important question."
"Well, spit it out all ready will ya? Man you talk slower than my gramma girl, hurry it up!"
"I will."
"THEN DO IT WILL YOU JESH." Wufei spit out.
"Calm down Wufei." Quatre said impatiently, " I want to hear her question."
"The question is this, do any of you know how to chew bubble gum? I have been wanting to learn how for years and I figured you guys would know."
"Jeesh.''
