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:::The whole fricken' cast comes out this time:::

F.F: :::run over by large groups of Sailor Senshi& Saiyans::: What the *&$%# is going on here?!?!

Cast: We just thought we should all do the disclaimer better this time because we've screwed up all of the other times.

F.F: ....So this is like an apology kind of thing?

Cast: ...Suuuureee.....I guess...?

F.F: :::sits back in director's chair::: all right then, go ahead.

Cast: ..............

F.F: What's the matter?

Cast: .....We sort of forgot what we were going to say.....

F.F: :::very insane-like::: FORGET ALL OF Y'ALL!!!! IF EVERYONE'S REALLY THIS STUPID THEN JUST SCREW THE STUPID DISCLAIMER!!!!! :::is taken away in a paddy wagon to an asylum:::

(Because the authoress has "temporarily" lost her sanity we are now having technical difficulties)

(Still having some trouble......)

(Almost there...........)

( Just scroll down until you see a block of text again.....)

F.F: Sorry about that lil' nervous breakdown there folks, we're back. Due to the idiocy of my fellow co-workers, I will be doing the disclaimer.......again.....I DON"T OWN SAILOR MOON OR DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(there, 'ya happy?)

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It was one year later, and the whole mess with Mamoru was forgotten (almost). The Sailor Senshi all had their own lives.

Rei became a model.

Makoto had become a world-famous chef.

Setsuna went back to the gates of time.

Michiru continued her work as a violinist.

Haruka(when Sailor Moon came back she healed everyone remember) continued as a racecar driver.

Ami(same rule applies) became a doctor.

Minako did many more Sailor V movies.

Usagi and Hotaru both went to K.O. University (along with Gohan).

And so the beginning of the ending of the story begins........(A/N: That made sense......right?....)

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Everyone decided to have Christmas at Capsule Corps. this year, prior to the events of last year. It was about 7:00 and everyone had already arrived.

"Hey Mom? Can we watch the Grinch?" Trunks asked.

"Here kids, I'll get it for you," said Master Roshi. He slipped in a video.....it didn't really look like the Grinch.....

Goten, Marron, and Trunks all plopped down on the couch, eager to watch the big green guy, but something else popped up on the screen. All three chibis eyes went like this: O_O

"What are those two women doing Goten?" Marron whispered.

"I dunno. Playing Twister.....naked....???"

Trunks paled. He knew what this was.

"MASTER ROSHI!!!! YOU GAVE US LESBIAN PORNO!!!!!!!"

"Oh...oops! Eh, heh, heh, you kids shouldn't be watching this, it belongs in my secret stash!" he said. He (reluctantly) took out the video and put in the real one. Chichi and Bulma sat in a corner talking.

"I can't believe we got our husbands to play Santa and his elf for the kids," said Bulma.

"I know, I had to make 143, 674, 055 (or another really big number) casseroles to make Goku play Santa."

"Yeah, well I had to [CENSORED] to make Vegeta play an elf. And then I had to [CENSORED] to make him get in the costume!"

"What a nightmare!"

'Tell me about it! Hey have you seen Usagi and Gohan yet?"

"Last I saw, under the mistletoe."

"Those two are always at it! I wouldn't be surprised if there was a little Goku Jr. running around here someday!"

Bulma raised an eyebrow. "....What's wrong with Vegeta Jr.?"

"Nothing, I just think Goku Jr. is a much better name that's all!"

"Vegeta Jr.!"

"Goku Jr.!"

"VEGETA JR.!"

"GOKU JR.!"

Usagi and Gohan finally enter the room and see the two of them arguing.

"Hey everybody, what are you fighting about?" asked Usagi.

Chichi shouted. "ABOUT YOUR FUTURE CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"YOU'RE PREGNANT AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!" screamed Gohan with a face like this:*_*

"NOT SINCE I LAST CHECKED!!!!!!!"

Gohan flushed. "Did you check since last night?......" he said, going into a daze.

Usagi giggled. "Why don't we go repeat history upstairs?"

Gohan chased her up the staircase to her old bedroom. Bulma and Chichi's jaws dropped

Hotaru plopped down in a chair. "Are they always that horny?"

Bulma's eyes widened. "Apparently so...."

Master Roshi got up from where he was sitting and walked over to the door.

"Hey Mr. Turtle Man, where are you going?" asked Goten.

"To watch from their bedroom window."

All three kids looked at each other with blank expressions.

"Trunks, what did he mean by that?" asked Marron.

".....That he's going to watch them use funny-shaped- balloons Marron.....yeah that's it.....funny-shaped-balloons...."

It didn't take anymore than five minutes for a crash to be heard from upstairs and the shreiks of "ACK!! SOME BODY'S LOOKING AT US!!!!" and Master Roshi's trademark "Eh, heh, heh....."

Gohan and Usagi reluctantly walked down the stairswith very disappointed and angry looks on their faces.

"Damn Turtle Man ruins everything..." Gohan grumbled.

"I SO did not need to hear that!" said Trunks.

While the group debated on whether or not to kill Master Roshi for being a perverted porn-aholic, Goten snuck off to the kitchen to find some Christmas cookies. When e got there though, he found a huge platter of J-E-L-L-O shots. Now, he being goten and all, he didn't know the difference between regular J-E-L-L-O and liquor J-E-L-L-O and soon downed all twenty of them; thus making him very, very, drunk......again....(A/N: And from chap.9, we all know what happens when Goten gets drunk...)

Goten burst through the living room door.

"HIYA BOXER BUDDY!!!!!!!!!"

Trunks' eyes widened. "Oh, no.......NOOOOO!!!!! HE'S UNDER THE INFLUENCE....AGAIN!!!!!!"

Hotaru shook her head. ".....And I don't even want to know....."

"Hey BOXER, what do(hiccup) you get when you cross Spam and Mayonnaise??" Goten asked/hiccuped.

"What Goten...."

"IT'S SMAYO!!!!" (LOL Laura!)

"It's gonna be a loooooooooong night......"

"Smayo smayo SMAYO! Smayo smayo SMAYO! Come on people! Do the conga with me!!"

Bulma looked in the kitchen. "Damn, he ate all the Jello shots!"

"My baby's become an alcoholic! *sniff* AND HE'S ONLY NINE!!!!!!" Chichi wailed.

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On the roof.....

Goku and Vegeta.....I mean Santa and his elf were looking down the chimney.

"I can't believe I'm doing this, especially with you Kakorot! This is so damn humiliating...." Vegeta grumbled.

"Aww, c'mon Vegeta! It's Christmas! You don't always have to be so grumpy! Here, I'll let you go first!" Goku said, and gave him a shove down the chimney.

"KAKOROTTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"Watch out Vegeta! Here I come!" said Goku, and jumped in after him.

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All of a sudden, everyone heard a great "oof" from the fireplace.

"That would be Santa and Co. now!" said Chichi giving Bulma a nudge.

Goten stopped doing the smayo mamba. "Oh my Gosh!!! Robbers!!" he said and started ruuning towards the fireplace.

Trunks quickly pulled him aside and shoved him in a closet.

"Just because he's drunk doesn't mean I'm gonna let him hurt Santa!"

They heard noises from the fireplace again.

"Kakorot get off!!"

"I don't think I can....I think I'm stuck..."

"WHAT?!!! YOU MORON!!!!"

"Well yes I am...."

Kakorot get your foot out of my ass!!!!!!"

"Believe me, I would love to, but at the moment I don't think I can do that either!!"

"Damn it! You're making those stupid tights ride up!!"

Usagi looked over at Bulma. " You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think that was Dad and Uncle Goku."

"What ever gave you that idea?"

The noises started up again.

"Oh no, Vegeta, I think I'm going to...."

"Do what?"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH-CCCCCHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Dust and smoke blew up in the air, and the two full blooded Saiyans fell into the fireplace.....unfortunately the fireplace was still on fire....

Vegeta screamed. "SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!" and ran around trying to fan out his fanny.

"Stop! Drop! Roll!!" Goku yelled after him.

Suddenly Goten burst from the closet doors.

"SMAYONNAISE!!!!!"

Trunks sighed. "Oh no, he's back..."

"BOXER!!!! Did you miss me?!!!"

Trunks rolled his eyes. "Yes Goten....with all my heart and soul....."

"Boxer,(hiccup) I need to ask you something very important."

"What?"

"Will you marry me?" He got down on his hands and knees and offered him an empty Jello shot glass.

".....I think you should stay in the closet..." (A/N: That can be taken many ways.....)

"Will you come with me?"

"ACK!! NO!!" Trunks shouted, and shoved him back in the closet.

"Don't. Let. Him. Out."

The group nodded in agreement. Gohan brought over Usagi a cup of eggnog, grinning ear to ear.

"Drink this."

"Why? Did you poison it?"

"No."

"Or put an aphrodisiac in it?"

"Tempting....but no. Just drink the thing."

"Ooooookayyyyyy....."

She took a bid slug of it, but it didn't go down smoothly. She started hacking and coughing and getting tears in her eyes.

"Crap! She's Choking!"

Bulma reached behind her and performed the Heimlich Maneuver Everyone's eyes widened as she spit up one

huge-ass diamond ring. Gohan smiled sheepishly and put his hands in his pockets.

Chichi started crying. "First Goten proposed and now Gohan! ALL MY BABIES ARE LEAVING THE NEST!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Usagi tried to catch her breath. "You.........you pput my engagement ring in the eggnog?"

"Heh, heh, yeah....."

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU????!!!! You could have killed me!!!!! You're suppose to put it in wine, champagne, WATER even!!! You can SEE through those!!!! You can't see through eggnog!!!"

"I'm sorry....I saw it in a commercial.....I thought it was romantic......"

Usagi's eyes softened. She realized she was acting a lot like Videl. How could stay mad at him when he looked so darn cute? She strode over to him and put her hands around his neck.

"I'm sorry, you know I have a temper."

He smiled.

She leaned over and put her lips to his ear.

"Why don't we start the honeymoon early?"

"Is that a yes?"

"That's a Hell yes."

Everyone clapped and cheered except for Vegeta, who sulked in a corner. Number one, his ass still hurt like Hell from the fireplace, and number two, his little pooky bear was growing up.

And then, for no reason whatsoever, Goten reburst through the closet door.

"A hairy Christmas to mall, and to mall a bad day!!!!!"

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The....End..?

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(A quick note from the authoress) For the people who are asking for a sequel I might do one. The only idea I have so far is Pan(for those of you who haven't heard of DBGT that's Gohan's daughter) inheriting the Ginzushou and accidentally releasing Mamoru. (Sailor Moon didn't actually kill him, she just sealed him within it, if you'll remember.) Other than that I'm kinda brain-dead. Until next time!

~Flirtatious Flamingo~