Title:  Superhero's Chapter Two

Author:  BlUcRaZy

Disclaimer:  I don't own Gundam Wing blah blah blah you know the rest.

A/N:  Okay, this is a little odd because you can't really tell who's talking but I TRIED!  Plus it's sorta a carry-on from my Parody on my friend's story.  Hope you like it.  Please r/r.  PLEASE READ!

Chapter Two

        "  You mean we flew all the way down here just for you to ask us if we know how to chew bubble gum?  Of course we do, how hard is it?  You put it in you mouth and you chew, duh, it ain't hard you know, you must be an idiot.  WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE ASKED US ON THE PHONE AND SAVE US ALL THIS TIME?  Jeesh."

        "  Wufei, what it is wrong with you today?  I mean you're normally not this mean I mean you are normally mean but not THIS mean."

        "Nothing, I'm just really irritable today, not your fault, get it as in fault line like in San Francisco?  Man you guys are idiots too."

        "Did you have sugar for lunch?"

        "Yes.  Why?  There is nothing wrong with having sugar for lunch, it's got all the vitamins and minerals you need and it's very healthy."

        "Sure Wufei, very healthy."

        "IT IS!"

        "Like we said, it is very healthy and it will give you all your vitamins for the day."  Quatre answered.

        "Yes it will, Quatre, you're the only smart one here."  Wufei said angrily.

        "Well, if you have nothing else to say, we're leaving.  That was very senseless."

        "No, wait I have something else to tell you."

        "  What?  How to give somebody a piece of gum?  Let's go guys."

         Just then she grabbed Heero and said "If you leave, I will hold Heero as my hostage, but if you stay, after I am done talking, I will let you all leave."

        "  What if we shoot you and grab Heero and then leave?  Will you let us leave then?  Tough, we are leaving anyway."

        "  Don't leave me here!"

        "  Sorry, man."

        Then Une spoke again,   "Zech's would like you all to be part of his justice league and join the Superhero team."

        "Superhero's are fantasy, this is real-life.  And I think you need to get a life, Une, you've gone eccentric."

        "No I haven't.  Ask Zech's if you don't believe me."

        "Fine then, we will."

        She let Heero go and they walked out the door not believing what they had just heard Une say.  Normally Une was very sensible, and serious.  Was this a joke?  They all hoped so because their long distance phone call bill was already WAY too large.  But they didn't just board their spaceship and leave because they hadn't been to Earth in a long time so they walked around, getting strange glances from people looking out their windows, but finally they realized they must get back to space so they boarded their spaceship and left.