...Maybe not.

Falcon, Link and Samus paused to stare at their surroundings. A beautiful jungle strected out in every direction. Samus felt against fighting in such a place, but realized that she had friends to save.

Captain Falcon, noticing that Link had his attention elsewhere, raised his fist and smacked him across the back of his head. Link turned immediatly with his sword and swiped it with an unusual rage, grazing Falcon in the arm.

Falcon grabbed his arm and his eyes appeared to say: "What was that for?"

Samus followed Link's lead and fired a sharp shot, crashing against Falcon's chest, sending him rolling into a tree. He hopped up and charged at the two, leaving a little pile of blood behind him. His no longer innocent eyes seemed now to screech strong obsceneties, growing red with the rest of his body. Samus and Link had no idea of Falcon's moves, so they looked at each other, confused.

"FALCON PUNCH!"

At the sound of "FALCON!" Samus leaped aside, however Link still had no idea what was going on and did not prepare himself correctly. Chirping birds, raging monkeys, the whole world grew silent around him as Falcon's blazing fist crashed against him, sending him back, also into the foot of a tree. He lay with penciltip pupils, barely concious. Samus shivered, realizing that she was up no normal person. Falcon turned and faced her.

"I see other worlds are like my own... with strong, brave women... You digust me... For once, I would like to see the damsel in distress type of woman I have read in books."

Samus was at a loss for words.. Falcon actually had a heart? Falcon actually had a brain to read with? She shook her head, trying to keep focus, and to joke around later. She kept silent.

Falcon resumed his charge. Samus used her screw attack, and leapt high over Falcon, far too high for him to reach her.

Or was it? Falcon closed his eyes, and his muscles flexed as he shot up into the air, nearly catching up to Samus... but not quite enough. Gravity smiled a nasty smile as Falcon fell back to the ground... Falcon had the last laugh. He shot out a "BWAHAHA!" as he surprisingly leaped up again... in the air! He grabbed onto Samus, and his hands moved too quickly for her to see what was going on, and before she could, pain shot through her body as exploses around her fired off. Samus fell to the ground, with Falcon right above her.

With a thump, she struck the soil full force. Falcon fell much softly, on top of her, gazing into her helmet.

"...That's...quite a face you have there. I dont see many women looking like that..."

Samus, sore from the battle before, still lay concious and now, confused. Was that a compliment, an insult or ... what? Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed...

*PERFECT!* She thought.

She slowly got up and removed her helmet. Quite a fairly easy task made difficult by her pain.

..."What about my face..." Hair dripped everywhere around her, stopping at her shoulders.

Falcon raised his eyes, amazed that such beauty could exist. He immediatly feld guilty at injuring her with such force.

Love at first sight? Possibly. He gazed on..

Until Link threw his boomerang at him, of course, sending him to the ground.

Samus quickly decided to return his punishment and leaped high once again, except this time she turned into a sphere form and released miniture explosives on the groggy Captain. Sharp strike after strike cracked against his back, and he rolled furiously aside... into someone.

He stared up in rage, expecting to see Link.

"LISTEN YOU!....WHAT?"

An enraged monkey stared down at him, and screeched loudly, trying to conquer Falcon's angry burst with one of his own.

"...No..."

No humor was found in the fact the the monkey sported a red tie, with yellow letter proudly boasting "DK". The 3 combatants filled with extreme franticity.

This, "DK" grabbed Falcon by the head, and began to squeeze. Falcon struggled in his agony.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

He tried Link's move, and raised his knee with force, and instead of feeling flesh to strike, felt a hand instead. Not good...

"AHHHHHHHHH AHH!" The pain continued.

Link ran over and threw a bomb (from where? His tunic?) at the back of DK's head, which sucessfully made him drop the Captain. The Captain quickly crawled back the other way.

"Wh..WHAT THE HELL?"

Link stood in front of the coward. Falcon was not even willing to show thanks in the least.

Behind the two, DK roared and smashed his hands against his chest, not a really great sound for a stressful person to hear.

Samus sat back, unable to do anything in her current shape as she saw Dk run straight for the two injured heroes.

Link pulled a bow (also, from where?) and aimed an arrow and waited.. waited.. FIRED!

The arrow flew forward and struck DK in the eye. He screeched loud and unnaturally more at the blood dripping down his face than the stabbing pain he felt.

He raised his arms into the air and full of rage, he dropped them with full strength to the ground, causing a small earthquake.

Link and Falcon felt the brunt of the rumble and fell to the ground once more. Dk had the strength to withstand the rumble and he grabbed Link's and Falcon's heads.

They both felt no pain, surprisingly, as Dk was not squeezing. They soon found out why. In a one-two motion he slammed the two men together, dropping them to the ground, unconcious. He then stared at the woman in the odd attire...

Samus raised her eyes...

"Oh, shi...."