Luna look's at watch...)

Luna:Where are they? Darn CCS Characters. I can understand Sakura being late

but......"

Cast of CCS:We're here!

Luna:About time!! You guy's are five hours late! What were you doin!

All:"................."

Sakura:No comment.

Cast of pokemon,Sailor Moon,&Harry Potter:We made it!.....Are we late?

Luna: :::sigh::: This is going to be a long fic.

~*Chapter one*~

Mmmmmmm...five more minutes." Sakura yawns and rolls over......Crash......and

falls out of bed.

Sakura:Ouchie!!

Luna:Cut!!Sakura!!

Sakura:Sorry. Anyone have a band aid?

Scaredy:Sorry, I do make up

Luna: :::Sigh:::

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Kero:"Sakura? Sakuuuuuuraaaaaa!!!!"

"Ahhh!" Sakura hit's Kero and knock him unconsious.

Sakura:Oops

Everybody:Ow! he's gonna feel that one later

Luna:Medics!!!!! Were gonna skip this part, Kero is in the E.R.

Sakura:I don't hit that hard!

Scaredy:We don't need to see it. With a lil o my make up, Li will look

exactly like Kero

Li:Ohhhhhhh no you don't! I'm not dressing up like that stuffed animal!

(Scaredy jumps on Li forcing him into the clothes while applying makeup)

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Sakura: stuffs the toast into her mouth and.....keeps going?

Luna:Huh? Where's Harry

(scene switches to a closet)

Harry:Hey, how you doin?

Girl: ::Giggles:: Hi Harry

Luna:Harry!!! your scene is up!!!

Harry:Ok!...look I have to go now, I'll see u later, right?

Luna:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Hold me back!

Scaredy:Why are u guys holding her back? Let her kill him.

Luna:okay let's just try it again ::mutters::lousy overpaid actors::Will

someone get that slut out of here!!

**Take 2**

Sakura swallows the toast and...crash...lands on top of Brendan Frasier?

Luna:What are you doing here?

Brendan:(ignores the author)Are you Sakura Avalon? I love your show! Can I

have your autograph?

Sakura: ::Blush::

Li: ::Glare::

Luna:Security!!! Get him out of here!! and make sure everyone knows this is a

closed set!!!

**Take 3**

Sakura swallows the toast and....crash....hit the wall.

Sakura: Owww. I turned to soon.\_/ And I hear you laughing Ash!!!!!!

Scaredy:No amount of make up will take that bruise away

Luna: ::sigh:: It's so hard to get good help these days.

**Take 4**

Sakura:swallow's the toast and...crash...fell on top of Li?!?!?

Luna:Li you're not even in this chapter

Scaredy:I bet he's enjoying this

Luna:I bet she isn't.

Li:You bet

Sakura:Li please let me up! I would like to finish the take!!! Now!!!!!!!

Li: ::blushes:: ::mutters::Dang....

Sakura:Tori!!!!!

Tori:What...I'm busy.

Scaredy:No he isn't, he's checkin himself out in the mirror. ^_^

Luna:Li is......

Tori:What is that brat doin to my sister!

Scaredy:The same thing u tried to do to me backstage!

Luna:He did?

Tori:I have no clue what your talking about.

Scaredy:Really? I have witnesses.

Luna:Lets just do the next scene. -_-()

Sakura:[Offstage] Li! that tickles.

Luna: :::sweatdrop::: ()

Scaredy: ::comes up to Luna:: Actor's these days...

Luna:You sound like my grandmother.-_-()

Scaredy: :sweatdrop::()

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Ms. Mackenzie:....and next to him is Ash.....How do say his last name?

Luna:Ketchum! Like ketchup! ::sigh:: Lousy actors.

~*~*~*~*~*

Meanwhile sitting hidden in a tree outside the window to the classroom two

animal like figures were watching Sakura intently. ::Slip::crash::

Black Midnight:Oww

Cast:laughing

Scaredy:And I thought I was clumsy! Li! make up!

Li:Get it yourself

Black Midnight:Anyone have an asprin or some iodine?

Scaredy: here...Li has it in with his steroids and sex enhancers

Luna&Sakura:Li?!?

Eriol:Hey where did you get those?

Madison:Yeah Eriol could use em!

Eriol:Hey it's for my cousin!

Luna:Eriol you don't have a cousin.

Eriol:Okay I lied ther for suppi and Nakuru.

Suppi&Nakuru:Hey!!!

Scaredy:Li tried to use them on me!! He was drunk I think

Luna:?.?

(Everyone stares at Li)

Sakura:Smacks Li upside the head.

Li: ......................unconsious.

Luna:Medics....no wait thats not right I don't care about about his

health...Replacement!!!

Sakura:Oop's, I guess I do hit that hard! ^_^()

Scaredy:That's it! no amount of make up is going to make Tori look like Li!

Luna: ::Groan:: Can we please finish the chapter?

Scaredy:What? U have a century or two free also?

Luna: ::groan::

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~*Chapter 2*~

Scaredy:I don't care if ur good, no one can do this this.

Luna: (In a hospital bed) WHAT!!!!!!!!!(shouting at the top of her lungs)

Scaredy:Oop's! I should of listened to her during that intro to the fic to

stop wailing!!

Luna:WHAT????????????????

Scaredy:Nevermind

Luna:WHAT????????

Scaredy:Since Luna is temporarily deaf/insane. I'll direct! You heard me

people let's move!!!

(no one listens to Scaredy)

Scaredy:Move it, we have a fic ta do!!

(everyone just sits there)

Scaredy:Come on...Hey? Where's Eriol? ::Crash::Large prop falls on Scaredy.

Cast:Yeah!!! Now we can take a break!

Scaredy:Ok, I didn't want to do this, but u made me

(Scaredy pulls out a tv and pops in a tape of Barney)

Everyone:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Scaredy:Now, will u ppl listen to me?

Luna:Yeah!! Now come on we have work to do!!!

Cast:(Nods heads)

Scaredy:Now, anyone got donuts?

Luna&cast: ::falls down::

Scaredy: ::sweatdrops::..did I say something?

Luna:Nevermind let's just get started.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

**Take One**

Sakura was so caught up in her thoughts that she didn't notice two figures

walk up to her. then.....::trip::rolls down the hill::hits a few trash

cans::and falls on the prop guys::

Harry:Oop's. Heh heh. Sorry Ash!

Ash (looks up)I'll oop's you ya moron!

Harry: Is he gonna kill me?

Sakura: Probably...You've been triping him all morning!!

(Harry runs off of the set with Ash in hot pursuit)

Harry:I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!

Ash:YEAH RIGHT!! THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID IN THE LAST TWO TAKES!!!!!!!

Luna:::Sweatdrop::() Okay let's just do the next scene, shall we?

Scaredy:Sounds good to me. I wonder how much makeup I'll need to use on those

two?

Luna: ::sweatdrop::()

Scaredy:What? What did I say this time?

Luna:Nevermind.

Sakura:Ummmm......I think Harry and Ash are in the next scene.

Luna:So????!!!!

Scaredy:They are currently not on the set.

Luna: +_+() Did they leave the door open?

Scaredy: (looks around)Yeah.....Why??

Luna:Oh no.....

(Actor's and anime characters flood into the set)

Luna:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leonardo Decaprio:Sooo..Sakura? Want to star in Tittanic 2 with me??

Sakura: ::BLUSH!!:: Uhhh..........

Li:NOOOOOO!!!!!! Go back to your last 6 girlfriends. Pervert.

Luna:Get these people out of here!!!!!!!! Security!!!!

(half an hour later)

Luna:That's all of them. I hope.

Li:Me too. That was the most frightening expirience I've ever had......

Luna:What was?

Li:All those guys near my poor innocent cherry blossom.

Luna:Hey where is Sakura?

Security:Oh........she was supposed to stay?

Luna:You idiots!!!!!!! Of course she was supposed to stay!!!! She's the star

of the goddamn fic!!!!!!!!! You people should be fired! ::sigh:: now I know

how every other author feels.

Sakura: ::outside banging on window:: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WANT ME TO BE IN

THE THIRD BLAIR WITCH PROJECT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna:Oh no they don't. (runs to window, opens it and shouts..) She's

busy!!!!! Go bug Kyralea!!! Or Angel, or some other fan fic writer that's far

away from here!!!!!!!!

Scaredy:I think we lost her.

Luna:(Pull's Sakura in)Ohh thank god...She's not hurt. Her clothes are ripped

in quite a few places though....

Sakura:Tell me about it.(tries to hold up the front her shirt which is

falling down)

Li: ::Staring at Sakura::

Luna:Well let's get you into costume then. Scaredy, could you get the

costumes.

Scaredy: ....................Those were costumes?

Luna:(calmly/restaining rage) What did you do.

Scaredy:I kinda sorta accidentally..........

Luna:Well??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scaredy:(in a small voice) Sold them on Ebay.......

Luna: \_/********* You did what?!?!?!?!!!! I'm going to kill you!!!!!! (get's

up and starts to strangle Scaredy) You weren't supposed to do that till we

finished the fic!!!

Cast: ::sweatdrop:: ::choke:: ::continues to get strangled::

~*~5 minutes later~*~

Luna:Okay...the costume problem has been fixed Scaredy and I are out of the

E.R. and everybodys happy......

Li:I wonder how many pain killers they gave her........

Sakura:I think they gave too many. She just passed out.

Luna:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzzzz....

Cast: ::sweatdrop::

Scaredy:If they gave me more pain killers then her how come i haven't

Zzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

Cast: ::bigger sweatdrop::()

Sakura:They need professional help.

Cast: ::nods heads::

~15 minutes later~

**Take One**

The monster was tall and not to mention ugly. It was covered with red

spikes, and no skin showed except for its head. It was round in shape and

looked like a snowman. Just a big, round, spiky body, and a small oval head.

"Makutana!" It shouted and threw itself towards the two, and......started to

deflate.

Sakura: Huh?

The "monster" landed at her feet.

Black Midnight: Does this mean we can break for lunch?

**Scene five Take One**

It was hit by a large fireball and knocked off course.

"Force Know My Plight Release the light......LIGHTNING!!!!" Cried a boy in

full body armor.

Cast: ::laughing::

Ash:I'm sorry, I couldn't resist...Can you blame me? Okay lets go for real

now.

Sakura:That was good. You actually sounded concieted enough to be him!!!!!!!

Li:Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Scene Five Take Two::

It was hit by a large fireball and knocked off course.

"Good job Charizard...Return" Cried a boy in full body armor.

Charizard just looked at Ash, then used Flamethrower on his head.

Cast: ::Starts laughing::

Charizard: ::Notices the whole cast, then starts attacking us...::

Luna: ::screaming:: ASSSHHHHH!!!!!!! I thought you trained this thing!!!!

Ash:Oop's......So did I........eheh heh.

**Scene Seven Take One**

"Hey you alright?" Sakura looked up to see Harry in a black tuxedo with

matching top hat, and white gloves. He was holding a plain white eye mask, he

looked at Sakura for a few seconds then put it back on..."Ow my eye!!!!!!!"

Sakura starts laughing.

"Ow!! No seriosly I think my eye is bleeding."

Sakura laughs harder.

"I'm not acting!! Oh stop the camera!!!"

Luna:I knew I should have done an AAMRN................ ::sigh::

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Luna:Okay that's all for now I'll be back soon!!