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Coming Home Ch. 10
****Recap*****
"You're a smart old man. You better start another tux, white. It shouldn't be that long until I come and pick it up for the wedding…after all, after a couple of months, she's bound to marry me." And the egotistical man left.
"So prince charming is trying to woo the princess eh?" the old man smirked, his figure changing. His white hair grew shoulder length, turning black, his once ancient tanned loose fitting skin transformed into pale youthful tight skin, and his posture stood tall, proud. Once gray eyes transformed into mysterious violet eyes, and his figure became that of a well-developed young lady.
"Well, we cannot have that now, can we?" Hotaru grinned and the whole shop disappeared. The spot it once stood was now a vacant alley.
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"So, what's the report???" Trista, Mina and Michelle looked up as Hotaru entered the room.
"Prince Charming is planning to woo the princess….HOW romantic." Hotaru said, the last two words laced with dripping sarcasm.
"Prince Charming?" Michelle quirked an eyebrow.
"Hai…or as you may know him, the oh so wonderful, oh so great, oh so HANDSOME Mr. Darien Shields." Hotaru spit his name out with venom.
"Eh…I take it you don't like him?" Trista smiled slightly, and eached girls blanched, and would later swore that there was a hint of a SMIRK in Trista's face.
"NO!!" Hotaru huffed indignantly.
"OF COURSE NOT!! HE'S TRYING TO STEAL SERE FROM TRUNKS!!!" Mina screeched.
"AND he's nothing but a…." all of the girls present stared, shocked as Hotaru began to rage on why she hated Darien so much.
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*crack*crack*crack*crack* KAAAAAA……
Serena looked up from her desk. That was odd..she could've sworn she heard some cracks…nah…she was probably imagining it. But maybe she should go check it out. It sounded like it was coming from the cafeteria…no…the girls would handle it. They knew what they were doing. A small sweatdrop appeared as memories of all the times Amara, Mina and she use to blow up the science lab, as well as some other *choice* classes, much to the horror of Rei, Trista and Ami.
'Hm….maybe I SHOULD check it out….' Serena thought again. 'Nah….whats the worst that can happen? It's not like the whole cafeteria will collapse…'
*crack*
Serena frowned…there was that sound again. 'Maybe I should……nah!!! I trust the girls…besides…I shouldn't worry! Nothing will happen…'
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena jumped as the room shook a bit. Plaster fell down, as well as decorations. She took off, running towards the cafeteria as soon as the shaking stopped.
'Then again……I COULD be wrong!!!'
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"Huh?" Vegeta stopped and turned around in mid air. That was weird..he could've sworn he just heard a rumble in the distant. It sounded like something had just been destroyed, and if it was one thing Vegeta knew all too well, it was the sound of destruction.
'Nah..probably just the damn wind…weak planet…'
And Vegeta took off once again, berating himself for even showing a small sign that could have shown someone he actually CARED if something was being destroyed…even if no one was there to witness him.
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"Nonononononono!!! This is NOT happening…all a dream..all a dream…all a dream….." Serena silently muttered to herself. Amara, Ami, Lita and Rei glared at Trunks, Goten and the rest of the Z team present. It WAS their fault. Afterall, THEY AN-the girls couldn't make a whole wall collapse!!
"Eheheh…um…..HE DID IT!!!" and various fingers were pointed to various people. Serena glared at all the pointing Z team.
She looked at all of them in the eyes, her eyes lingering on Trunks. She frowned as she felt a strange sensation creep through her…if she didn't know better…she'd think someone had done something to her…it felt like a spell….nah! No one was dumb enough to do that…were they?
Meanwhile, Trunks was staring at Serena, when he felt something creep in him, only to vanish a second later. He frowned. He couldn't figure out what that was, he didn't even have a clue. That was odd…and he didn't like odd…especially when he didn't even know how to decipher it. He shook his head to clear his thoughts, and looked up to see a fuming Serena. 'Oi…'
"Eheheh……GOTEN DID IT!!!!!" and with that, Trunks flew off of the BBBIIIIGGG gap that was once the wall of the cafeteria. Tien, Chou-zu, Yamcha and Krillen followed, leaving behind a gaping frantic Goten, trying to desperately to get away. But alas, it was in vain, as each of the girls had grabbed his arm, and well…the fact that he WAS being dragged out of the cafeteria by the hole that was once the door didn't help him. Nope..not at all…of course, neither was the stream of astounded, yet still chattering kids that was surround the group (the girls and Goten), following them to wherever they went. He had only a second to worry about his punishment and wonder why the kids weren't frantic that a wall had just collapsed before Amara, Lita, Rei and even AMI began to yell at him. He cringed, his saiyen ears ringing at the volume of their voice.
Serena sighed, looking at the mess.
'Maybe I should have come earlier….maybe I shouldn't work here…..I will never hate another teacher ever again….hm….I wonder if this ever happened before….oi….the school board is NOT going to like this…maybe I could take an early retirement…I AM over 1000 years old…but then again…I only LOOK 21…oi…who let the guys in anyways?!?!' Serena thought. She looked around, a sob escaping her lips before she became silent. Giving one last look at the demolished cafeteria, she sighed and left. She had scanned the cafeteria, and searched for kis. No one was in the cafeteria…no one was hurt, a miracle in itself. She frowned, realizing now that she had been too busy completating things in her office that she hadn't even realized that some of the Z guys were in the school. She stopped right there, in the hall, not even a yard away from the cafeteria and vowed to quit if something worse than the still present, but ruined cafeteria happened. Once done with the vow, she patted herself on the back and decided to head to her office to call the school board, and call parents to come pick up their children
*crack crack* Serena stopped, and turned around. The cafeteria was still there. Slowly, she turned back around and began to walk NOTHING could make this day any worse.
*crack*…BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
……But then again she COULD be wrong…..
She turned around, slightly floating in air. The cafeteria was gone…completely gone.
"Well..looks like I'm not the principal anymore.." Serena said, a faint smile gracing her lips. After all, who WOULD want to be principal of the school after all this?
As she went down the hallway, teachers all came out of their classroom (all empty as it was a small school and every student had the same lunch period) , took one look at the area that once held the cafeteria, turned back, looked at Miss. Tsukino, took a second to realize what happened, another second to realize why Miss. Tsukino had a strange look on her face, and followed quickly behind Miss. Tsukino, each with the same thought in their heads.
'No caf, no staff….'AN- staff is referring to the teachers and school faculty etc….
Meanwhile…a lone teacher ran as quick as possible and stopped right in front of the rubble formerly known as the cafeteria. She gasped and fell, unconscious. And so, as all the students, teachers, Goten, the S-girls, etc… filed out of the school in an orderly line, Mrs. Needaname AN-heheh..remember her?? lying before the missing cafeteria, unconscious.
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"SON GOTEN!!! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! WHY I OUGHT TO THROW YOU OUT, TAKE AWAY EATING PRIVLEDGES!! KEEP YOU FROM TRAINING!!! I OUGHT TO-" ChiChi stopped in the middle of her rant. She had just seen Goten's escorts.
"S..Serena?? Girls?? Is it really you??" ChiChi asked, tears threatening to come.
"Hai Chi…it's been a while ne?" The girls, had escorted Goten to his parent's home.AN- he already moved out… OF course, this was after all the students had been sent home, calming Rini down, all the teachers silently leaving, calming Rini down, keeping Amara from killing Darien when he asked Serena out, calming Rini down, going to the house to get the missing S-senshi, calming Rini down, Rini FINALLY calming down, having Amara call forth a gust of wind and a large cloud, having to calm down the again frantic Rini down as she realized the cloud, which wasn't Nimbus, was their ride, and finally, Rini CALMING down. Once they had gotten to the Son's residence, news had already spread. ChiChi, apparently, heard the news too, and did the math, concluding that Goten had something to do with it. After all, why would all the students in the school say that a group of strange men had been cleaning, when one man slipped on a banana, fell on the guy in front of him, who in turn fell on the guy next to him etc… and after a while of untangling their limbs, the one in the very bottom was finally able to jump up. It was just too bad that there was still people on top of him and the force of him getting up threw them all into a wall, creating a big hole. Well…all she needed to hair were the words, " lilac hair, strong, flew," and she automatically knew that Goten had something to do with it. After all, if Trunks was in trouble, Goten was too. It was like Ying and Yang, you don' have one without the other.
"Hi ChiChi….mind if we drop him off here?" Amara asked, her eyes twinkling with mirth.
"Of course not!! Why don't you stay for a while, I just finished cooking, and well…since GOTEN WILL NOT BE GETTING ANY FOOD," here she glared at her youngest son, " theres plenty for all of you!"
"Domo arigato, Son-san." Ami and Michelle said, bowing to be polite.
"We'd love to stay." Serena grinned.
"Demo, why did you cook for Goten?" Makoto asked.
"Didn't you know? Everyone's coming over today!! The whole gang is coming…well…I think Trunks is working…demo..he needs a break!" ChiChi replied. It was then that Goten realized he really wasn't getting any food.
"BUT MMOOOOOMM!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE!!! I didn't raise you to be a barbarian! Honestly, sometimes I just don't know what to do with you! Humph…I knew I shouldn't have trained you when you were younger…but nooo…I just HAD to teach you to fight, it would be what Goku wanted. Humph! Well, that teaches me, I swear…." And ChiChi began to drone on and on.
"…eh…." Everyone stood, a sweatdrop appearing as ChiChi continued.
"…eh…riiiiiiight…"
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"……...GGIIIIRRLLLLLSSSS!!!!" the saiyens winced as all the Z-girls squealed. They had all just arrived at the picnic and well, it was a big reunion. Right away, the Z girls had spotted the S girls and if the squeal had anything to do with it, the saiyens would be deaf by the end of the hour.
~~~An hour later~~~
GOTEN!! I SAID NO EATING!! OUT!! OUT!!! OOUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!"ChiChi roared, furious with Goten. He had just been caught grabbing a rather large basket of food.
"But moooom…."
"Don't mom ME mister!! Up to your old room!" and Goten stomped off to his room, sulking like a child.
"I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!" he yelled, as he slammed the door. AN- my little brother use to do that when we were lil babies=^-^=
"Eh…." Everyone stared at ChiChi.
"WHAT?!!?!" She yelled out, and everyone quickly resumed whatever they were doing before, mainly chatting, only to stop as Goten stomped back down the stairs. He gaved ChiChi a package, turned, and stomped back upstairs.
Taking one look at the package, ChiChi burst into laughter. A tear ran down her cheek as she continued laughing. As everyone stared, confused, she laughed and headed to the kitchen.
On the floor, the package was revealed to actually be a movie, titled "Straight-Haired Sue". The straight in "Straight-Haired Sue" was crossed out, and replaced with Curly-Haired, and Sue was changed into ChiChi. AN-…heheh…I don't think anyone gets it….just to tell you, it's a lil joke in my family which you prob won't get unless your in my family..hm…=^-^=
"Eh…I don't get it…" Krillen said just as ChiChi appeared with four large baskets, overfilled with food. She brought it upstairs, left it in front of Goten's room, and knocked on his door, before coming back downstairs. Goten's door opened, a woop of joy was heard, and the flash of colors that was Goten was seen running down the stairs. He ran to his mom, and gaved her a big big big big big big big big BIG bear hug.
"Eh…G..Goten…I…can't..breathe…" ChiChi's face was turning blue.
"eheh…gomen mom…eheheh…." Goten laughed, scratching the back of his head, and looking disturbingly a lot like Goku. Flashing his mom the famous Son smile, he ran back upstairs and wooped for joy.
"…..what just happened??…."
"Hm….I think.." Goku put on a thoughtful face.
"Yes??" Everyone turned to him, with the exception of ChiChi.
"I think that…"
"Yes Goku?!??" everyone leaned closer in anticipation.
"I think that Goten was trying to tell me I'm hungry!" Goku replied cheerfully. Everyone fell down anime style.
"Gosh, was it something I said?"
"Stupid Kakarot."
"Hey, that wasn't very nice Vegeta!"
"Do you think I care?!!"
"Hey you two! Don't start!" Bulma ordered.
"Don't tell me what to do, baka onna! I am the prince of all saiyens and…"
"And all I'm hearing is blah blah blah blah blah!" Bulma interrupted as Vegeta began to drone on.
"WHAT!!?!! ONNA!!"
"Hey…look what I found!!" Rini was suddenly heard yelling. Somewhere between Vegeta and Bulma's argument, she had crept upstairs. She was now at the bottom of the stairs, holding an object…a…sharp…object….
"NNEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!" Goku shouted the alarm.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Rini watched in fascination as all hell broke loose.
Goku ran, jumping over furnitures, finally jumping up into the air and clinging onto the chandelier. Serena screeched and jumped, clinging onto the first person she saw, in this case, an unexpected Vegeta. Surprised, Vegeta stumbled back a bit, accidently stepping on Puar's tail. Puar let out an inhumane screech, and started clawing at the object closest to her, namely, Tien. Tien bent down to pick up Puar, when one of her claws scratched his eyes. In pain, Tien jumped back, knocking over a lamp which in turn crashed right next to a jumpy Bra, who in turn jumped back into Pan, who stumbled back into her mother, who was carrying a VERY hot cup of tea, which crashed and spilt on a certain area of Yamcha's..ahem..pants. In unimaginable pain, Yamcha ran around the room, arms flailing about, one of which accidently smacked Amara, who stumbled back onto Michelle, who had Hotaru in front of her, who was playing with Trista's hair, who was designing Minako's hair, who was putting on Ami's make up, who was taking a tray of cookies from Lita. The tray flew into the air as Ami fell, hitting Lita in the head, knocking her to the ground, unfortunately for Chou-Zu who had been between Lita and Ami and was now the cushion for Lita's fall.
Amara got up, and ran after Yamcha, who had smacked into Master Roshi, who in turn stumbled into Turtle, who had gone into his shell, which, after Roshi began to flail his arm about, flew into the air, and landed on top of an unsuspecting Oolong, who let out such a loud squeal, that Bulma, who had been right next to him, jumped up in surprise and, wearing stilettos, shouted in pain as she landed, falling to the ground as her ankle was sprained. Gohan, in trying to help Bulma, tripped over the still form of Lita, and fell on top of her, sending the tray into the air once again, and this time, hitting Krillen in the head. The stunned Krillen looked up, unfortunately, right into the light, and blinded for the time, stumbled around, knocking over the table, which landed on Rei, who, in a fit of fury and surprise, accidently let out a spark of flame, which unfortunately, reached 17's hair, and in a fit of panic, 17 tripped over Turtle and began to roll around, and "patting" his hair, trying to put out the flames. Unfortunately, as 17 was rolling around, his hair somehow managed to get to close to 18's pants, which caught on fire, and 18, in trying to put it out, staggered onto Amara, who fell back onto Marron, who fell back onto the now just able to see Krillen, who in turn, stumbled back onto Serena, who was still in Vegeta's arm. This resulted in Serena falling out of Vegeta's arms, and in grabbing something close to her, grabbed Krillen who fell on top of her, and, surprised, Serena's leg jutted out, only to kick Vegeta in his..ahem.. "forest" area, bringing him down to his knees. Unfortunatly, his hand landed not so lightly on Krillen's stomach, which added weight to the load on a panicked Serena, whose crescent moon was present and let out a fiery beam in a perfect circle around the people. The beam of light sparked into a fiery silver flame, surrounding the rather large group in a raging inferno. As if that wasn't enough, with a large crack, the chandelier holding Goku fell down, bringing Goku with it, shattering into thousands of pieces, shards embedding themselves onto people. And Goku..Goku was...well...Goku was on top of a VERY large pile of people...a large pile of UNCOSCIOUS HURT people.
"Alright guys, it's- OH DENDE-SAMA HELP ME!!!" ChiChi came into the room.
"Hey Aunt ChiChi! Did you know Uncle Goku and Mama are afraid of needles??" Rini chirped, excited over the chaos caused by one needle.
"Hey mom...what's all that racket down there...sound like someone OH SWEET DENDE WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!!?" Goten shouted, coming out of his room.
ChiChi just stared.
"Mom?"
ChiChi stared. Goten was worried now.
"Mom?"
No reply.
"HEY UNCLE GOTEN!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!" Rini showed her "uncle" the sharp object.
"AAAAHHH!!!! NEEDLE!!!" Goten panicked, ran down the stairs, looked back to make sure the evil needle wasn't close to him, forgot about flames in front of him, caught on fire, ran about frantically, setting everything on fire, finally leaping above the fire and landing on top of Goku, unconscious.
Still, ChiChi just stared.
CRASH!! An old family heirloom belonging to ChiChi's family crashed down, shattering.
ChiChi stared.
"Wow, gosh Aunt ChiChi! You're so calm! I wish I could be like that! Gosh, Aunt ChiChi, who would have known that Uncle Goku, Uncle Goten and Mama are so afraid of needles? Wow, gosh Aunt ChiChi, you sure are quiet right now. You must be so nice! Gosh, I don't know WHAT I would have done if I were you! I mean, you have a lot of people just lying, unconscious in the middle of the room, in the middle of flames too! And the room is on fire, and it's only spreading really slow because Mama is unconscious and can't make it move fast. But the room is still on fire, and your prized antique family heirloom is broken as well as your favorite most expensive chandelier! Gosh, Aunt ChiChi, if Mama don't control the fire soon, your house will burn down, but you're still calm and collect and oh you're so brave Aunt ChiChi!!! If I were you, I wouldn't be so calm right now! I mean, you're about to lose your home if Mama don't wake up soon and your antique heirloom is gone and so is your expensive chandelier and your friends and family is in the middle of the room, where you can't get them without getting burned by the flames, which is still spreading by the way!" Rini said, turning to ChiChi, unaware of the turmoil going inside.
ChiChi stared.
"Gosh Auntie ChiChi, you might lose everything and you're just so calm! Wow, I wish I was more like you!" Rini gushed.
THUNK! ChiChi fainted.
"Oh gosh, I wonder why she went to sleep...old people..they're so weird. I wonder what I should do...I wish Auntie ChiChi hadn't decided to take a nap right now. Doesn't she realize that it isn't nap time yet?" Rini muttered to herself, blissfully unaware.
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Heheh...that's where the chapter ends. ^-^ Well, I may not be able to post the next chapter up soon, but I'll try. Until then, REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!! heheh =^-^=
