Author's Notes: Sorry if this seems a bit too rushed, but what can I say? I'm a crappy excuse for an author, but I will try my best. Thanks.

Chapter 2
Link's tale

Link's POV

"Before I ended up in this place called Angara, I was in the realm of Hyrule. Specifically, I was in a tavern in one of Hyrule's major towns the other night. I got myself drunk with some vodka, but I guess the stuff got into my system, and I pissed off this big, muscular dude and his peeps. He was probably jealous and annoyed because I acted all insane and crazy after all those drinks, plus those kimono girls picked me to dance with them on stage, but not the guys.

'Come here cutie!' One of the girls reached out her hand.

'Hey hot mama! I'm ready to shake some booty!' I said as grabbed her hand and she pulled me onto the stage.

She started singing with such a pleasant voice. It was such a beautiful voice she possessed. It was like that of a singing bird's. The kimono she wore was colorful and pretty. The notes were harmonious with the piano's melody, as I remember. But the thing I remember most was doing the booty dance with her friends.

'SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT! OH YEAH!' I was hot and sweaty from all the dancing, and there were like four girls around me, shaking their hips with me. I decided to go to the front of the stage and dance with the singing girl. I massaged her smooth hips and started booty dancing with her. Our hips made contact and her hips started shaking like mine's were.

'Hey, punk, you keep your hands off Flora and the rest of my chicks!' I heard a man's deep voice shout. I couldn't hear because of all the music, singing, and conversations going on. The voice again shoted, 'I'M WARNING YOU!'

I soon saw the source of the voice. He was a tall, large, muscular man, a little tan in skin color. He wore a white shirt, black leather vest, and blue jeans. His hair was slicked back. His eyes seemed angry and bloodshot. He had just jumped onto the stage and held me by my green collar with his huge arm. Three of his thugs were behind him, carrying clubs. The singing girl, or Flora, stopped the music abruptly along with the pianist who had just noticed the incident taking place. The coversations and dancing also stopped and everyone started looking at the group of men on the stage.

'You ain't got no right messin' with my girls. THEY'RE MINE! Understand that, punk?' the huge man said.

'Brutus, please, he just wanted to have fun with me! Give the poor guy a chance, he wants to be happy!' Flora pleaded.

'He ain't taking his pleasure with you, darling!' He kissed the kimono girl.

'No, she's my girl, retard!' I said to him as a started shaking my hips toward Flora. 'I shake her booty, booty real -'

The last thing I could remember in that tavern was 'Brutus' giving me a nice knuckle sandwich in the face. Then I blacked out."

I paused for a while, and started to take notice the pain in my cheeks. "Ow." I held my cheeks with my hands. I noticed Ivan and his friends still listening to me. Something seemed weird with Ivan, because Ivan was maintaining a fixed gaze upon me, without pause. For some reason, it felt like Ivan seemed to peer into my heart. Mia, the hot female in their group (yeah she really is hot), also seemed interested and listened quietly. Garet and Isaac seemed less interested and lay their heads on the table.

Ivan said, "I see. Do go on."

Garet said, "I could use some Kimono girls!"

"I woke up the next morning just outside the tavern. The sky was bluish instead of the dark black of night. It was just before business hours resumed in the town, about 5 o'clock, I estimated. I was lying down on the stone sidewalk. I started to sit up, get up on my knees and stand to my full height. I looked at the village square all around me. No one was outside and everyone was still sleeping in his or her home. I suspected the tavern was empty of patrons.

'I guess I'll just leave town,' I said to myself.

I walked out of the town's outskirts. My horse, Epona, was prancing around the outside of the town walls, grazing and waiting for me. 'Okay, girl, let's get ready,' I said to her as I mounted on top of her. I tugged on the reins to make her start moving. Where I was going to, I was not sure, but I guessed a ride throughout Hyrule field would be nice.

I rode Epona to Lake Hylia. From the castle town, the travel time was about 6 hours, so I got there an hour or so before noon. I went to the beaches and started swimming for a bit, then went to the fishing pond. The fish I caught during that session were about 4-6 pounds. Nothing big really happened until evening came, when I decided to camp near the lake's shores."

"As I lay down on the grass near my camp, I started to hear a noise. It kind of sounded like the wind on a silent night. This wind like noise gradually like became louder. Then I started to see black ball, with a purple aura, forming on top of the lake. I then felt the wind moving in the direction of the ball. I then started to feel like the black ball was sucking me in its direction! I got up and tried to run opposite the direction of the winds. But the rushing air kept pushing me back closer to this black object!

The winds were getting much more intense. I was pushing away hard, trying to escape the suction. Soon I had given up my struggle against the winds. I felt myself get pushed along with the rushing air, and I was flying over the lake until I was sucked into the black ball. I was scared and anxious.

It turns out that the ball was like a hole, or an opening. I felt like I was falling, not up or down, but backwards. I saw a white light moving away from me. I was covered in darkness.

Then I felt myself thrown. The black ball shot me out into the world again and when I landed, I felt aome grass under me. I was then again lying down on grass, facing up at the starry night sky. I closed my eyes and felt myself drift to sleep because I was tired.

When I awoke it was again morning, and I looked around. There were a lot of green trees around me. I presumed I was in a forest. The mysterious black ball, the portal, had dissapeared. I felt like I was not in a familiar place, but in a different world. I looked around. The green forest was filled with green trees, chirping birds and logs with moss. Mushrooms were growing on the trees.

Then this little red mouse-like creature appeared in front of me. It was holding a staff with a glove on the top. It started running towards me! This was a foe, I thought, so I took out my sword and slashed the creature just as it was going to hit me with ts spear thing. The creature fell, and I assume it expired. I continued my hike throughout this unusual forest. This is when the three trolls you saw attack me came in.

They appeared, brandishing huge weaponry that packed some punch. They rushed at me with their swords. I dodge their first attack, and I stabbed and hurt one of them in the chest. But his teammmate took me by surprise and struck me in the back! All three the surrounded me and started to nip away at my energy with their continous attacks. But I stabbed one of them in an attempt to get out of the death circle. I was successful, and I managed to escape. I thought that close combat would be risky, so I ran away. All three continued to chase me. I took out my bow and arrow and started shooting fire arrows at them. They pursued me for a long time, and I was growing tired. Then you, Ivan, came in and saved the day for me!"

"So that's how it went. So you got in trouble in some bar, and then arrived here through a mysterious portal. Sounds true. By the way, thanks," said Ivan, who had stopped his fixed gaze on me.

"Yeah, sounds weird, though, don't you think? But I'm frustrated because I don't know how to return to me homeland. I think it would be a matter of finding that strange black ball portal again," I said.

Garet then said, "Hey, maybe we can help find that mysterious 'black ball' portal for you and it could lead you back home! Maybe it will reappear and take you home!"

Mia said, "That's a great idea. But do you know where this thing could be? You said it dissapeared, what if it doesn't reappear? You'll be stuck here!"

Isaac said, "We shouldn't give up. I'll agree to help this guy find his way back home. I'm sure we will find this black ball again. Who's with me?"

All of Isaac's friends nodded in agreement.

Ivan said, "Well then, I have a feeling it can appear around here anytime soon. I think some magical person or force intentionally brought Link over here for some reason. Maybe if Link fulfills something in this world, the portal will appear. So, Link, we will ask you if you see anything unusual while you stay with us. This will give us clues on how to make the portal to your world reappear."

I agreed. "Thank you guys!"


Will I be able to to return to my homeland, Hyrule? See Chapter 3.