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All characters that you recognize here belong to J.K. Rowling (lucky her…;.;)

And…AN at bottom O.o;

Sirius giggled again, although whether at Remus' expression or at the slight 'naughtiness' at their proposed shopping spree wasn't quite certain.

James grinned and seeing a certain item, dashed in and picked it up, ignoring the scandalized looks from women picking and choosing their own underwear.

Sirius bounced in after him gleefully, while Remus followed, in deep suspicion, and masterfully hiding his curiosity.

James had now seen a particular matching set just by the entrance, and the other two followed him, slightly scared of the forbidding glares on most of the ladies faces. And even Sirius didn't want to unnecessarily anger ladies (AN: Yea right =Þ).

Remus, still a bit curious, tentatively picked up what muggles know as a teddy (AN: I'm scared ;.; we're leaving this store soon..). And Sirius...well, Sirius had at least half a dozen pairs of lacy underwear and was looking at them in glee, probably imagining a certain slytherin's name sewn on...and 'accidentally' left around the castle when school started again.

"You really are a pervert, James. And I thought you knew better, Remus. And Sirius...Ew."

They all whirled around at the familiar voice behind them, dropping their respective undergarments.

"Lily, dahlin'!" cried James, leaping to her side and gathering her in his arms, lowering his lips to hers and not so discreetly sliding his hands into the back pockets of her jeans. One passionate kiss later, and once she had caught her breath again; she turned to the two women behind her, while Sirius and Remus came up to join them.

Blushing under the older woman's scrutinous stare, Lily pointed to each boy in turn as she introduced them. "Mom, Petunia, these are my friends from school. Remus, Sirius and my...my boyfriend, James."

The younger blonde just glared at them frostily, only thawing slightly at the "Disarmingly charming" grins directed at her, whereas Lily's mother, although slightly disapproving of such a kiss in public, smiled as soon as the grins were aimed at her.

Still smiling, she grabbed Lily's elbow and pulled her out of James' arm, dragging her to the next shop-in-line's entrance.

Remus began trying to talk to Petunia politely, but she was staring at Sirius, who frowned slightly and went back inside to get more undergarments to show James.

Petunia froze in an attitude of stunned disgust, which turned to utter revulsion when he pretended to try it on and model it for them, to the laughter of James and Remus, completely oblivious of the other muggles who were staring at them. When Lily and her mother came back, it was to find Petunia nowhere in sight and all three teenagers parading around, holding girl's lingerie up to the appropriate places, and arguing about whose was sexier.

Choking back a gurgle of laughter, Lily managed to shoo her horrified mother away, promising she'd be home by 1 am.

"Guys.." she started, turning to them. They ignored her, too involved with their sissy fight.

Sighing, she put down her bags of shopping, and picked out the most revealing lingerie that was near her, holding it up to herself.

"Oh Jamesee!" she called in the throatiest, most seductive voice she could muster, trying not to cough. It hurt her throat, but the look on his face was worth it.

At the tone, James looked around his fight (he had been slapping the hysterically giggling Sirius over the head with a lacy red bra) (AN: poor sick perverted jamesee...), and his jaw dropped in surprise.

Sirius and Remus stopped, and guess they would get no more slaps out of James, sighed, put their own bras back on the rack and went back to watch James get abused by Lily.

"Jamesee...do you want to see me wearing this?"

James grinned. "You know it."

"Well then Jamesee..."

"Yea?"

"Forget it. Now go put that away unless you're planning to buy it." Her tone lost all of its playful coyness, and, hanging the lingerie she had taken back on its rack, she picked up her shopping bags.

James groaned in defeat but did as he was told.

Walking calmly to the checkout counter, he bought the lacy red bra and its matching panties with the money he had taken from Lily's back pockets.

Sirius cheered out loud, and Remus laughed along with him, but Lily had gone stock still, only starting to choke on her laughter when James came up to her and whispered, "Merry Christmas Lil." And thrust the wrapped lingerie into her hands.

Then he roguishly, and very obviously winked at her, sauntering down the mall with Sirius and Remus. Shaking her head, she shoved his present into her own shopping bags, sighed despairingly, and set off after the crazy trio.

AN: Hi there!! Right, I've got more chapters written out, just need to type them and upload them, so the next chapter should be out pretty soon..

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