Disclaimer: Pig, hedwig or any other owls mentioned in here belong to me neither do the people. this is all for fun. im sur eyou already knew that..



Hogwarts was full of students as usual. On the other hand, not much mail was being sent for it was a slow season. In the Owlery were dozens and dozens of owls huddle up and sleeping. Perhaps one of the most beautiful owls was Hedwig. She was a snowy white owl that belonged to the famous Harry Potter.

Many owls were jealous of her, the females because they weren't as pretty and males because she belonged to Mr. Potter. She was adored by many, many owls. She had once gone out with Hermes, Percy Weasley's owl, but, dumped him because he moved to far away to visit. Another owl she dated belonged to the school. Mercury, was a jet black owl, he was also loved by many. He was strong and could fly long distances without stopping. But, Mercury could not satisfy the stubborn white owl.

On Christmas Day, one year, Hedwig found the perfect male for her. Hogwarts was empty except for a couple students here and there and most of the owls had flown away with their families. Hedwig stayed behind with her owner. She sat in the corner huddled up.

Just then, a tiny gray barn owl flew into the Owlery. It was Pig, Ron Weasley's annoying owl. Pig was lying on his back on the floor. He gave a small chirp and stood up ruffling his feathers. He flew up and sat on the ledge next to Hedwig.

Both owls huddled close together. Hedwig felt sorry for this little bird. She cleaned him up and they started to talk, of course in owl language. They talked for hours about Quidditch, muggles, their owners and their life at home. Hedwig felt bad for never giving Pig a chance.

As the sun sat that night, Hedwig and Pig made love. It was sweet.

And Still today, the two owls are going out.